Akatsuki Rehab part2

The Akatsuki have been revived and placed in the control of the insane fangirl and author Maki-chan. Will they survive rehab , community service, Maki s fangirlishness, and yaoi attacks? Read to find out! (Excuse the poor quality of my writing cause I really do suck, please please review and boast my low low confidence)
I do not own Naruto and many people are thankful for that (those non yaoi loving bastards whom I greatly dislike...) New fangirl introduced! (as if one wasn t enough lol)

The beginning of the story (Lord save us lol)

This pretty outright sucked. Kakuzu was in debt to some completely insane, raving perverted bisexual manic author. He had to work for her without any mention of pay, and do who knows what kind of weird community service , and possibly all sorts of badly writing poorly humoured things. Living with all the crazy mother fuckers he thought he had finally got rid of. At least the place was nice enough. It was some stupidly cliche stone castle which looked like it had been taken straight out of the Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion with all its terribly medieval/ role-play d cor. It was expensive looking, at least. He wondered how much some lucky bastard got swindling money out of the loony bitch. Suddenly a shriek sounded. A fangirl shriek... Oh shit not more of this, he thought with discourage.

"Narumi Hisoka!!! My partner in yaoi-crimes!!! Eeee!!!" Kakuzu shook his head, he might as well see what was going on. It was by the sound of it, yet another fangirl, since he heard the shriek from what must have been the other side of the stupidly medieval, gothic looking place. Since he was a ninja and the authoress was too lazy to describe the walk across the castle (he wouldn t have walked past that much anyway) he just teleported straight to the scene, in the ever cliche great hall, which had shounen ai/yaoi pics of Kyou Kara Moau hanging on the stone walls, he found two fangirls gloping (how fun lol)

The one was (of course) Maki-chan, the other, well Kakuzu hadn t bothered to remember her name. She was taller than Maki-chan, with dark skin and fuzzy hair, wearing a Knight Hunter s cosplay outfit (she watched the anime not me so I m not sure which character lol) Is he the one that gets steamy with the hotty Hidan?! Kakuzu sweatdroped, he really didn t need this... This is the lucky bastard yes! Yo Kakuzu this is Narumi, she s my castle-mate and co-author and bff ever! Two of them? I have to live with two of them?! The hell...

Oh God this fic is starting to suck I need to get one of you guys into community service, now! Make used her fangirl powers to travel to the victim s room.
(If you bothered to read all that crap, I ll gladly present you, my loyal reader, to SasoDeiness heaven, omg spoiler, if only )

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Sasori s new body looked amazing, the way his creamy human skin glistened in the faint light, he d taken off his Akatsuki robe and was now seated next to Deidara on the satin smothered double canopy bed, sinking in slightly from the immense softness. "How does you re new body feel danna?" Deidara asked without taking his eyes off Sasori for a second, watching with intoxication as his chest slowly rose and fell with his breathing.

"It s...it takes some getting used but I m sure I ll come to enjoy it." His deeply feathered brown eyes gazed deeply into Deidara's; the intense look brought a deep blush to the younger boy s face. "I-I could help you to learn, um how to um use it properly un, in a um way you d enjoy un." Sasori smiled warmly, "It can t be too different from using a puppet body, although it might be a bit more responsive..."

Deidara sighed as Sasori moved in and pressed his warm lips to the boy's, letting his tongue slide over the moist cherries and poke into the entrance. Deidara responded by kissing a little more roughly, his tongue caressing his master's. Sasori froze as a blast of heat shot through his body and slowly settled in his groin. "Ah, it is more responsive after all..."

Deidara tried to wait for the puppet master to settle, but the wait was putting agony on his throbbing body. "Erm, danna... Hmm, I hate keeping other people waiting so..." Deidara looked at him pleadingly. "Alright, but you re going to have to become my puppet for this," Chakra strings developed from the tip of the redhead s fingers; in one swift movement he bound Deidara to them. "What are you planning on doing danna?" Swiftly moving his wrists Sasori command his brand new puppet to undo the front of his robe and toss it aside, pulling the strings again Sasori brought Deidara to within inches of himself. The boyish manipulator lowered his head down to front of Deidara s bulging pants, running his tongue over his lips ever so slowly... "mmm danna what I don t understand i-is if you hate keeping people w-waiting so l-long why are you going s-so slow, unnn?"

"Silence my puppet," he breathed as he began to unzip the blonde's pants, taking his time much to Deidara s annoyance. "as I explained to you so many times before, art is something beautiful that s meant to last...even if you disagree you surely won t be complaining once I'm inside of you will you?" Deidara twitched, that damn danna had to bring up his stupid art opinions didn't he? His complaints, however, were silenced as Sasori took the entire length of his in his mouth, sucking heavily.

Elsewhere (gotta cut off to fangirls cuz Sasori takes forever )

The whole puppet thing, lol you have such a twisted mind ^^ Narumi lolled with Maki as the listened out side SasoDei s room. Indeed I do, hehe do you think we should wait until they re finished to inform Deidara about his task? Kakuzu shook his head, the two fangirls were giggling immaturely as they listened to the sounds from the room, the walls were apparently very thin indeed.

"It sounds like it s gonna take a while, hehe try go into your room right next door and listen from there." Kakuzu shrugged and walked limply to the cast-iron door and pushed it open with a loud creak. Inside, Hidan was already lying naked in a pool of his own blood, the red lines connecting the Jashin symbol smeared. "What the hell are you doing?" The silver haired man sneered and pulled the bloodstained kunai out of his chest and throw at the older man who dodged it with out any effort. "What the fuck does it look like?! You haven t been here for a day and you re already completely retarded?" He ran his hand through his thickly matted silver hair, his hands netted from the tangle the drying blood had caused.

"Listen to that whore moan like a fucking sick horse, shit that Sasori fucker got a luck with that one," Kakuzu ignored his partner and attempted to read a old issue of the financial times, though a naked and blood-covered Hidan, and the pleasure stricken moans of the people in the room next to him made it extremely hard to do so. "Kakuzu help me lick this shit off," Hidan lifted his arm and attempted to lap up the sticky remains of dried blood, but it getting tiring and some areas were beyond his reach.

He tore his eyes away from the paper to glance at his frustrated partner, crimson covering his well build body, his wound still leaking fresh blood which run down quickly and settled where it could. Hidan was sick of waiting for his partner s slow reaction; he steeped of the ground, out of the circle and leapt on the spellbound miser. "Shit now you've got me covered in your mess," Hidan responded roughly by tearing his fingers into the stitches on Kakuzu s back, a sharp pain shot through as Hidan torn at the flesh with his fingernails.

"Shut up and slam that sorry piece of meat you call a penis, right into my fucking hole, lick the fucking blood off my body; is that too hard for you to handle eh fuckwit?" Shit this man was demanding, but compared to what had demanded in the past it was pretty straight forward. He bit hard onto a blood covered patch in his lover s skin, sucking up the iron tasting drug that had settled there. "Fuckit let me feel you! May the Lord Jashin hear my prayers as I bound my body and blood with my sacrificial partner! May the fuckwads making their puny fuck in the room next door hear my faith in you!"

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Finally it was getting going, oh God how he had missed it. Sasori's finger rubbing round the edge of his rim, slowly poking in and out of it, sliding against his insides. And they went in with so much ease too, them widening him didn't hurt the slightest. In fact Deidara twitched with pleasure when his danna probed with numerous fingers, moving so perfectly with the practise he d gained from mastering his puppets.

But just those fingers weren't enough, Deidara needed to be crammed full with something only his danna could give him. He arched and pushed down, trying to get Sasori's fingers in as deep as possible. "I need more danna, ah please un." Sasori blinked, his beautiful doll-like face flushed, his lips damp and swollen. So Sasori obeyed the whim of his puppet, sliding his fingers out and leaving him empty for a moment.

His hand grasped his hard shaft as he directed it towards his lover s ring. He pressed the head onto it, almost being sucked straight in. Sasori took his time and went in slowly, while his hand pumped over Deidara's damp cock. "Fuckit danna just bang me un!" The redhead nipped at the blonde s ear to remind him who was in control.
"I am your master, am I not?" Deidara nodded, his face strained with the frustration of being only a quarter full. "It s just, I m so hard danna, I can t hold on un." Sasori pushed in deep, causing the blonde to tremble. "Silence my puppet," With that he filled Deidara completely, he moaned at the sensation of his cock being embraced all over by the fleshy walls. "Oh so full unn..."

Sasori slid down, and thrust up fast, hitting his partner s prostrate. This time, his own self-control fading, he couldn t help but dive in faster and faster each time. Deidara moaned his name, his ass hugging his partner s length passionately. "Danna, oh mm un!" He d lasted pretty long this time, but in the end the pleasure became too much. And soon Deidara's come seemed to be covering everywhere. With Sasori still moving back and forth inside of him. Shit! The puppet master tensed, his juices now overflowing in the blonde's anus.

I think I like being human better after all. Sasori sighed breathlessly.

"Whaaa!!! That was so hot!!!" Both fangirls were shrieking from out side the room. "Danna..." Sasori didn't respond, he slumped awkwardly and clenched his teeth as the sounds from Hidan and Kakuzu's room came through. They barely had time to make themselves deceit before a huge explosion came blasting down their door. "ART IS A BLAST!!!!!" Maki screamed as she rushed in, her lackey following quickly behind her.

The two were silent with wtf looks plastered upon their faces. "Deidara ^^" the blonde sweat-dropped, "lucky you!!! We re going to send you off to community service now, enjoy!" His face twisted, "What? What the hell do I have to do un?" Her eyes glinted, just as soon as you re dressed we're sending your uke ass off to go clean up an art museum. Narumi quickly wiped out a tourniquet for her partner s rapidly bleeding noise. "What the hell un?"

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Well that s the end of it...I m really sorry if it ended up sucking, the writing wasn t structured at all, er I hate it it s turning out to be a plot less ploy full of crappy sex scenes, I ve flamed myself enough so please don t add to it.
If by some miracle you actually enjoyed this please let me know...I need encouragement bad, thankies