Akatsuki Rehab part3 ZOMJ I m back ! With yet another crazy yaoi filled chapter! Last we left off Maki-chan was sending Deidara on the first community service mission of the story, yay for its lameness ^^ this chapter I have a surprise for Sasori no Danna, hehehe Disclaimer: I sooo do not own Naruto, oh Jashin no. Naruto belongs to its brilliant creator Masashi Kishimoto-sensei, I just build on the yaoi elements that were already there lol ^^ May the lameness begin!
Was this crazy bitch actually serious? She wanted him, to get up, drag on some clothes and go march off to do some retarded community service, all right after he had just had the most AMAZING sex ever with his resurrected lover?! Oh hell no! Dei would not go that way! And what about Sasori, did she expect him to go off without him, leave him here in this madhouse? No, he had been away from Sasori no Danna too long!
"Deidara if you don t get out here soon I ll ship you off naked to the sand s Kazekage!" The blonde gulped, the last thing he wanted was to be raped by the leader of Sunagakure. The strangely cute red head who sort of reminded him of his danna? Ok, so maybe it wasn t the LAST he wanted, being tentacled in the ass by Kakuzu seemed far worse. Only someone as fucked up as Hidan would like that. And judging by the screams and load prayers to Jashin he was right. Deidara sighed and threw on a simple pair of black pants and midriff exposing top, grumbling as he did, "Hey Sasori no Danna I gotta go for a while, un?" The red head was already fast asleep, Deidara sweat dropped and closed the door behind him and he went out. Outside he spotted the last person he wanted to see at that moment, well maybe 4th last after Tobi and the insane fangirls. It was Zetsu, staring up at the ceiling arguing with himself about what time period the castle might have been build, the blonde hoped he could slip past without the insane plant man noticing him, "Hey there, Dei-chan,"
The blonde scowled, "What do you want un?" One half of Zetsu smiled, which really crept him out. The white/black man stalked closer, slowing beginning to corner in on Dei. "You look sooo tasty I could just eat you," that was it! Deidara flung a piece of clay he had moulded earlier and run off as the explosion sounded throughout the building. "I never get any luck." The white half sighed sadly, somehow untouched by the blast. "It s cause you got no player skills, nigga." The black half snapped back and a fight started with each side trying to punch and stab the other. As soon as Deidara was out of sight Narumi skipped past straight into Sasori and Deidara s room, and almost convulsed when she saw how hawt Akasuna looked sleeping with only a low riding satin duvet covering him. "AHHH UKE!!!!!!!!!!" Sasori woke up rapidly and stared in terror at the dark skinned fan girl. "Oh hello hehe my wife asked me to tell you that a fan left a present for you and wants you to go see what it is ^^" Sasori looked at her strangely, holy shit the fangirls are married? when did that happen? He tried to keep his calm and rubbed the side of his temple, trying to cool the headache that was rapidly approaching. "Sheesh, alright, alright, I ll be there in a second. Man I hate being a real boy."
Sasori did not know what the fuck was going on, and didn t feel like wasting anytime trying to find out. He threw a random outfit and walked out, slamming the door behind him, looking VERY annoyed. He travelled through out the labyrinth of cold stone walls, layered with tapestries of various yaoi fanarts, following the fan girlish shrieks he managed to find the room they had called him to. He d walked all the way a large seating room, filled with old velvet covered crimson chairs and gleaming dark wood furnishing. I here, what is it you wanted to show me? The two fangirls broke apart from what seemed like a never ending glomping session.
"As my wifey said, a fan of your work was kind enough to send you a gift, go see what it is." Sasori sighed, the present was inside a large crate, and had a heart covered note attached. He read it out loud, "Dear Akasuna no Sasori, I have long been inspired by your wonderful creations, even though my favourite works of yours got broken by you the last time we met...any way your work has encouraged me to start creating puppets of my own. I sent you my very first creation, I hope you like him. Love your biggest fan, Kankuro." He was suddenly very interested in the contents of the box now, that Kakuzu kid was good, a little creepy, but good. He might have skill as a puppet crafter.
The red head almost jumped as the box started to shake, and glanced down and read the rest of the note: He s a little special With trembling hands Sasori slowly reached to open the crate, what he saw would change him for the rest of his life. Inside lay a little wooden puppet hugging its knees, it saw Sasori and leapt up excitedly, "I WANNA BE A REEAL BOY DADDY!"
WTF?! Sasori lay stunned with the puppet boy hugging him with all its strength. "Meet your new adoptive father, Sasori this is Pinocchio-kun!" "Daddy ^^" The red head cursed the world, and Kankuro, who had made him a clearly defective puppet son to look after. "You forgot about the second one." Maki said as she entered the room, dragging along a second crate on a set of roller wheels. "What?! There s more? How could this get any worse?" Sasori spoke too soon, as Maki took a thick chock chip cookie out from her hoodys and threw it down the ground and quickly ducked behind one of her velvet chairs.
The crate started to vibrate violently before erupting in a rain of cheap pine splinters, a blue blur rushed out and snatched up the vulnerable biscuit and shoving it into its gapping mouth. "WANT MORE COOKIE!!!!!" Sasori s eyes widened till they practically popping out of his head. The cookie monster? Wtf? Maki picked up the note that was attached to the crate before it exploded and tossed it the trauma stricken puppet master. "Dear Sasori, I have spent many sessions on Wikipedia and countless other websites trying to find out everything about you. I was able to discover, that like me, you grew up watching Muppets and consumed unhealthy amounts of sugar while doing so. I thought you d like my special creation, I tried my best 3 love Kankuro." The redhead s face fell, he looked at the thing drooling on the floor in front of him, "What the hell am I supposed to do with them?" The blue thing had started smacking itself on the head, while the other thing was constantly poking its new parent. "You ll learn to live with them, congratulations Sasori, you now have your very own unique family ^^"