"Kaya get down!" the girl gasped, ducking just in time. A giant sword flew by right where her head was just a few moments ago. Laughter flew through the air. Shikamaru glanced at her, worry etched on his features.

"Foolish kids! You think you can take down me, Keriokie?" the voice floated through the air. Kaya looked around, wondering where the voice was coming from.

"Gotcha." A voice floated in his ear. Cool metal pressed against his neck.

"Shikamaru!" the girl cried out in despair.

The screen flashed back, words replacing the clip. Oscar's, 2010 waved and flashed to the audience.

"And that was the last contestant, Naruto. Now, the winner of the 2010 Oscar for best show is…" a drum roll came from somewhere as the lady opened the envelope completely.

When she read the words, however, she blinked in surprise.

"Well, it looks like the new show Naruto takes the Oscar!" clapping and wolf whistles rang throughout the place. Kaya and Shikamaru glanced at each other before grinning boldy. They sprang up and dashed towards the stage.

"And it looks like the cute couple in the clip themselves are here now!" both teenagers blushed, causing the audience to laugh. The lady gave them a smile and handed the Oscar to Shikamaru.

Kaya glomped Shikamaru, excited that they won the cutest…couple…

"Speech! Speech!" one member chanted. Soon, others joined in.

"SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH!" the teen's looked at each other and gulped.

Somewhere in Maryland.

Naruto groaned, shoving a tissue up his runny nose.

"We better win…shoot. Takes a long time to film our episodes." The sick blonde said, his nose still stuffed.

"Well, it looks like the new show Naruto takes the Oscar!" The camera focused on two grinning teens while clapping rang though the stadium.

For a second, the kid forgot he was sick and jumped up in the air, whooping and hollering like a madman.

"We did *cough cough* ack, forgot." He slumped back down on his bed.

Thump Thump Thump

"Hey! Keep it down up there!"

"Gomen!" he yelled back down to his neighbors below him, situating himself back into his bed.

Back to the Oscars

Kaya stood up at the microphone, tapping it once.

'Heh' she thought, clearing her throat, 'always wanted to do that.'

"Well…we don't know what to say. I guess a thanks is deserved for voting. You guys are awesome!" clapping from the voters was heard while Shikamaru grinned and bumped her away from the microphone.

"And thanks to our producers and directors for making up the show. Without them-"he got bumped off the stand while Kaya stood back in her spot.

"We wouldn't be here in the first place!" she stuck her tongue out at the pouting Shikamaru, causing the audience to laugh again.

"That's it." He spoke before tackling her to the ground, rolling around and wrestling.

Maryland again.

"Shikamaru…" Naruto growled, tearing his tissue in half when he saw his sister being tackled to the ground. A playful squeal was heard from her and a bark like laugh from him-on the television, of course.

"Aww! Isn't that cute! There snuggling!" the camera got a close up shot on how the two teens were situated now. Shika was on top of her, arms pinned above her head. His head was ducked down so the camera didn't pick up his face, but Kaya's face was red.

"And that's all for the Oscars of 2010! We thank you for joining us and watching our show. Goodnight everybody!" Oscars, 2010 flew to the screen as the camera pulled away before fading into black.

Naruto's stomach rumbled quite loudly.

"Momm~! Can I have some ramen please?" he hollered through the closed door.

Back again…

Everyone was clearing out.

Everyone, that is, but the two blushing teens. Still in the same position the camera caught them in.

"S-Shikamaru?" Kaya stuttered. The boy raised an eyebrow, eyes switching from lips to eyes and back again.

"C-Can you get-"he went in for the kill.

Well…or a kiss, if you want to be all this century.

Just the girl he's looking for.

-x-

:) Gomen kibazonlygurl! I was away for the weekend, so I couldn't write it. I hope you like it!

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