AN: Here's another chapter. Just a little laugh and distraction for the fuckery that is on tv these days. hope you're amused. and if you don't have a sense a humor don't read it.
Caroline awoke with a warm body pressed next to her. She reached out and felt very warm skin. Human skin. Her eyes flew open and saw a naked Klaus sleeping next to her, curled into her side. Caroline pushed herself away and fell off the bed. Klaus woke up when he heard her crash onto the floor.
"What are you doing down there love?" Klaus asked
"I'm leaving that's what!" Caroline said as she got up
Stefan put the mermaid into an inflatable pool. He stood there and watched her. The lobster sat in the pool with Ariel.
"Why are you staring at me?" Ariel asked
"So you don't get legs when you're on land?"
"We've been through this, I'm a mermaid!"
"So how do you procreate?"
"What?!"
"I mean you're a fish, so how do you do it"
"I'm not discussing that with you!"
"I don't know where everyone is right now, but someone has to see you to know you're real!"
"Just put me back already!"
"Don't you grant wishes?"
"I'm not a genie!"
Stefan walked over and looked at her tail. His hand felt the smooth scales on her tail.
"Stop that!" Ariel yelled
"Why?"
"Because you can't just go around touching my tail!"
"Why not? It's a tail, unless it turns you on"
"Stop it!"
Henry walked back into the house quietly. He closed the door and started to walk down the hallway.
"Where the hell have you been all night?" Hayley asked
"Hi mom!"
"Don't you give me that, where have you been?"
"Just out in the quarter"
"With who? You know how your father gets"
"With a girl ok? I doubt dad even cares"
"Don't you walk away from me!" Hayley yelled as she followed Henry
Henry ignored her and kept walking. He walked into Klaus's studio. Klaus was adjusting the dress on Carebot.
"What are you, what is that dad?" Henry asked
"Oh my god, Henry get out of here" Hayley said
"Dad?" Henry asked
Klaus turned around and saw Henry and Hayley standing there.
"Are you crying dad?" Henry asked
Klaus touched his face and realized it was wet.
"No, I was sprayed with wolfsbane in the face. It's still in there" Klaus said
"What are you doing to Carebot?" Henry asked
"Dressing her up for Halloween"
"Are we taking her out?"
"Henry! Go to your room!" Hayley yelled
"I'm not 5 mom! God! I'm hungry" Henry said as he left
"That thing is really weird" Hayley said
"Any other insightful things you'd like to share?"
"Your son was out all night with a girl apparently"
"Good for him"
"Look I don't know what he is exactly, but you should have a talk with him, you know about not getting girls pregnant. Cause you can add grandad to the list of things you've done"
"Fine"
"And what the hell is she dressed up as?"
"why are you still here?"
Rebekah, Elijah and Marcel sat at the dining room table, eating breakfast. They were all dressed up in Victorian clothing. Rebekah reached up and touched her hair.
"What the bloody hell did he do to my hair?" Rebekah asked
"It doesn't look good that's for sure" Marcel said
Silas walked in looking at the three at the table.
"I do love a good play date" Silas said sitting down
"Why are we dressed like this?" Rebekah asked
"We're just recreating the past. You're all doppelgangers, of people I once knew" Silas said
"What?" Elijah asked
"A dopple what?" marcel asked
"Not this again, I thought we left this all behind us in Mystic Falls" Rebekah said
"We're going to have so much fun" Silas said
Cami walked into the house and looked around for Klaus. She walked into his studio, where he found him painting Carebot.
"Oh, I didn't know you had company" Cami said
Klaus turned around and saw Cami there.
"I wasn't expecting you today" Klaus said
"Are you crying?" Cami asked
"No, I have allergies" Klaus said
"We always meet on Wednesday. To work on your memoirs"
"Is it Wednesday?"
"Yes, look we can do this another day, looks like you're busy"
Klaus looked back at Carebot who was laying on his couch with a white sheet covering her body.
"Caroline, wait for me upstairs will you love?" Klaus said
Carebot got up and pulled the sheet around her. She walked past them and walked upstairs.
"So is that you're on again off again?" Cami asked
"Jealous?"
"I'm here because you're paying me to be"
"Alright, get out your pen and paper then"
The front door opened and Caroline walked in. She was headed upstairs where she left her phone when she saw Klaus and Cami sitting in his studio. Cami looked over and saw Caroline standing there.
"That was fast" Cami said
"What are you doing here Caroline?" Klaus asked
"Left my phone, I'll be gone before you have time to blink" Caroline said as she flashed upstairs
"What was that?!" Carmi yelled
Klaus turned her head to look at her. His eyes dilated.
"Forget that you saw that and continue on as if nothing happened" Klaus said
Caroline flashed upstairs and into the room where her phone was. She stopped when she saw Carebot laying on the bed wrapped in a sheet.
"What the hell? KLAUS!" Caroline yelled
"What is with all the yelling?!" Klaus said from behind her
"What are you doing with that thing!?"
"She's a model"
"Why is she naked and look like me!? Why does she look like me?!"
"She's not naked, she's wrapped in a sheet."
"Where did you even find her?!"
"You know I popped into the local hardware store and picked one up"
"This isn't funny! Why does she look like me!? What have you been doing with it!?"
Klaus merely smirked. Caroline was horrified when she realized what exactly he had been doing with it.
"Oh my god!? Seriously!?"
Caroline grabbed a pillow and started hitting him with it.
"you pervert! You sick pervert! How could you!? She's ME?! And you've been, I can't even say it!"
"Oh cmon! I'm not that evil!"
So much stupidness happening on tv. I mean seriously? hope you were amused. more to come...evenutally...