ah! thank you all my wonderful reviewers. i never knew it was so much fun to get reviews!! lol. this chapter is only emmett. Well not only, but he sings lol. i thought it would be funny. =D
"JASPER!!!!!!" Emmett yelled from upstairs. Jasper ran upstairs to his brothers room wondering what was going on.
"What?" He said concerned.
"We have GOT to enter this!!" Emmett said excitedly.
"Enter what?" Jasper asked relieved that it was nothing bad.
"This talent show!" Emmett exclaimed.
"A talent show?" Jasper questioned. Emmett nodded eagerly. "I don't think this is the right time dude. Not when Edward is in this condition." Jasper reasoned.
"Now is the perfect time! Edward has waited one month. He is a sourpuss. He needs to be cheered up! If u don't want to enter, I will by myself." Emmett said.
"Fine, what are you going to do?" Jasper asked.
"I'm going to sing a song." He answered.
"When is this talent show?" Jasper wondered.
"Tonight." Emmett smiled. "I already entered online, and I am the fifth contestant." He said excited.
"Okay, let's go tell everyone else then." Jasper said going downstairs. When he got downstairs Emmett was already down there telling everyone.
"Oh I think that's a wonderful idea!" Esme said happily.
"I know! It's at eight o'clock, so be there at seven thirty to get good seats." Emmett told them.
"Okay." Carlisle agreed. "This sounds fun."
Emmett was backstage listening to the other performances. Emmett her the MC announce his name and the crowd cheered. He walked out onto the stage with a big smile. He was doing all this just to cheer up his brother. He was dressed in a big basketball jersey, with baggy jeans the exposed his underwear from the back. He wore a couple of gold chains, and had a bandana on his head.
"Yo people, people!" Emmett yelled into the microphone. "This is one of my favorite songs, by my favorite artist. So I'm going to sing it for you, and your going to love this." He told them.
Then the music started and Emmett began to sing.
(the parenthesis are the translations, he doesn't sing them. He sings what is above them.)
Mucho gusto me llamo bradley,
(glad to meet you my name is bradley)
Im hornier than ron jeremy,
And if you wanna get popped in your knee,
Just wipe that look off your bati face
You hate me cause I got what you need,
A pretty little daughter that we call mixie, and,
If you wanna get beat physically
It will be over in a minute if ya
So she told me to come over and I took that trip
And then then she pulled out my mushroom tip
And when it came out, it went drip drip drip
I didnt know she had the g.i. joe, kung foo grip
And it went - uhh
And the girl caress me down- uhh
And thats that lovin sound- it went uhh
And the girl caress me down- uhh
And thats that lovin sound
When I kiss mixie she makes me feel horny,
Cause Im the type of lover with the sensitivity,
When she kiss my neck and tickle me frenzy,
The right kind of lover on sunday morning.
En el otro lado es donde vivi,
(on the other side is where I lived (in the u.s.))
Con mi hijita, que se llama mixie,
(with my little daughter, whos name is mixie)
Y su hermana, si me quiere,
(and her sister, she really likes me)
Y ya horita, tenemos un bebe,
(and in a moment, well have a baby)
Sus padres sus tios me trataron matar
(your parents, your uncles tried to kill me)
But they did not get too far
Un poco despues tuve que regresar
(a little while later I had to come back)
Con un chingo de dinero
(with a shit load of money)
Cause you know Im a star
Me fui a costa rica
(I went to costa rica)
Para tomar y sufear
(to drink and surf)
Placticaba con la rasa
(talking with the homies)
Cause they know who we are
Si no so dio cuenta
(if you didnt take notice)
Then I bet you never were
You must be a muneca
(you must be a sissy doll)
If your still standing still
And it went - uhh
And the girl caress me down- uhh
And thats that lovin sound- it went uhh
And the girl caress me down- uhh
And thats that lovin sound
Me gusta mi reggae,
(I like my reggae)
Me gusta punk rock,
(I like punk rock)
Pero la cosa que me gusta mas es panochita,
(but the thing I like most is pussy)
Ponga la nalga en la aire if you know who you are,
(put your ass in the air if you know who you are)
Ponga la nalga en la aire y empieza gritar,
(put your ass in the air and start to yell)
No tenga miedo, Im your papi,
(dont be scared, Im your dad..)
Take your chones, y les mandan a mi,
(take your panties and send them to me)
Levanta, levanta, tienes que gritar,
(get up, get up, you have to yell)
Levanta, levanta, tienes que bailar.
(get up, get up, you have to dance)
And it went - uhh
And the girl caress me down- uhh
And thats that lovin sound- it went uhh
And the girl caress me down- uhh
And thats that lovin sound
The music ended and the crowd was silent, then Rosalie whistled and everyone cheered along with her. Emmett took a bow and returned the microphone to the MC.
"Since when does he know Spanish?" Edward whispered to Jasper.
"Since when can he sing?" Jasper asked back. They finished watching the rest of the performances, until it was time to announce the winners.
"Third place goes to Harry Franti!" The MC exclaimed, and the boy who danced walked up to receive his award.
"Second place goes to, Rose Mead!" He announced again. The smell girl who sang ran up and took her prize.
"And the first place winner, who wins this trophy is, Emmett Cullen!" He exclaimed. All the other Cullens stared open mouthed as Emmett walked up and took the first place trophy. He asked for the microphone and bean to speak.
"Thank you, thank you all. I would first like to thank my beautiful wife who inspired me to sing this song." He began, "and I would like to thank my two brothers who make me laugh everyday, and allow me to make fun of them. And then my sister who encouraged me to sing, and then my parents who have always been there for me since I was born." The MC thought he was finished, but when he reached for the microphone Emmett stepped to the side.
"I would also like to thank the little boy in the grocery store who always separates the eggs from the milk, so the eggs wont break. Also a big thanks to Sublime, who wrote a wonderful song. Thank you!" He said and gave the microphone back to the MC. Everyone walked off the stage, and people congratulated him. He walked outside to meet with his family by the car. The all asked him the same questions like, since when do you sing. And was that song about sex. And other questions. Emmett ignored everybody, as he just stared at his trophy.
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