CoDUH

by Elle Whitecap

This is a parody of After Dead written for the Weekly One Shot Challenge at the Sookieverse

2. Chapter 2

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Norris, Calvin – Married Tanya Grissom only because it isn't socially acceptable to marry your sister. After Tanya was killed by a werepanther, Calvin began to once again bang his sisters/cousins (because incest is best) and whoever else would hop on his catmobile. He contracted syphilis and went blind.