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"Goddammit, Where the hell did they take her?" Julius growled angrily. He' been walking for twenty minutes through the forest, no sign of of the Boris or Alice. Julius blew an errant strand of hair back as he scanned the spaces between the trees. If I were an idiot who'd recently kidnapped Alice, where would I take her? Julius' eyebrows furrowed in,
"I suppose the only place he could take her would be the Amusement Park . . ." Curse you Boris, for disrupting my work! Julius trudged on in the direction he thought the Amusement Park was in.
"You, stupid knight!" Vivaldi pointed her Heart staff towards Ace, who was in an argument with Peter. "Yeah?" He responded, looking over his shoulder and back to Vivaldi. "You said we were going to the place where Alice was kidnapped, we've been walking for at least half an hour, and I've yet to see any trace of Alice." Ace nodded as if he were actually thinking seriously, then he grinned. "Oh yeah, I knew we were looking for something! I just couldn't remember what! It was Alice, you say? We-"
Ace was then cut off by Vivaldi. "You stupid, insolent knight! Of course we're looking for Alice, how dimwitted can you be?! Why else would we come all the way here for?! You stupid- JUST, . . JUST, . . . PETER, OFF WITH HIS HEAD!" Vivaldi screeched, trying to hit Ace with her staff. "Whoa, your majesty, calm dow-" Ace was efficiently dodging all of Vivaldi's random swings, when he was cut off by Peter, who was having a panic attack.
"ACE! YOU STUPID F*CKIN' B*STARD! WHY THE HELL DID I EVEN TRUST YOU?! YOU FORGOT?! YOU FORGOT WHERE MY POOR, SWEET ALICE IS?! YOUR, MAJESTY, WE MIGHT AS WELL ASSUME HE KIDNAPPED HER, SO THAT ALICE WOULD BE ALL HIS!" Peter started to wail, crying on and on about Alice.
"Shut up, Peter! We are trying to knock his head off! Off with you're head! Off, -grunt- With, -Huff- You're, -Growl-, FREAKIN' HEAD!" Vivaldi shouted at Ace, trying her best to hit him with her staff. Ace, deciding that this had gone on far enough, decided to say, "Oh yeah, now I remember! I think she was at Julius' place, and then Boris threw her out the window! Yeah! That was it!" Ace smiled, "So both of you can stop with you're little meltdowns, and we can all go look for Alice at the Amusement park, since that's where Boris lives."
Peter and Vivaldi smiled evilly, "Or, we can kill you, and then go to the Amusement Park and look for Alice." Peter spoke. "Yes, we very much like that plan better, what do you think, Ace?" Vivaldi was grinning, and she had called Ace, ACE. Not stupid. Not insolent knight. Ace gulped. It probably hadn't been the best thing ever to agitate Vivaldi and Peter. Especially if it was concerning Alice.
"H-hey, come on, guys, we're all friends here. No need to get hostile. Heh." Vivaldi and Peter just smiled. "When were we ever considered friends?"
Elliot and Blood headed to the outer skirts of the Mafia building, heading off into a random direction.
"Hey Blood, do you have any clues on where those brats would go? Dammit, they could be anywhere by now. . . . ARRGH! Stupid! When I get my hands on them, I don't even want to hear their stupid excuses. 'Chickie rabbit this' 'Chickie rabbit that', no, I'm sending their stupid clocks off to Julius! Who're they calling a rabbit anyway? It's so obvious that I'm a dog! Annoying, irritati-" Elliot rambled until he was cut off by Blood.
"Hey, isn't that them?" Elliot's gaze followed the length of Blood's arm, finally settling in the direction he was pointing in, only to see Alice, cuffed and blindfolded, not to mention slung casually over the shoulder of the Cheshire Cat. To add to his anger, he saw the Twins walking along with said Cheshire Cat. His eyes widened, and he let out a very vicious sounding snarl. Blood smirked, "Oh, my, what's the young lady got herself into this time?"
Although, under Blood's composure, he detected a hint of something he hadn't felt in awhile, jealousy. His eyes flashed dangerously at the one who held Alice. Instead of unleashing his anger, he said quietly, "Come, Elliot, it looks like the foreigner has stirred up a bit of fun. We shall join them." Elliot's ears stiffened a bit, Blood wanted to join them? "O-okay, sure." Elliot began to clench and unclench his fists as they drew nearer to the unsuspecting crowd. Blood spoke in a low voice, "Hello, what might we have here?"
"Hey, Big Sis, are you doin' all right back there?" Dee called back to Alice. She didn't respond. Boris shook her a little, only to be greeted with a small snore. "She's asleep. To think of it, I'm kinda feeling up for a nap right now." Dee and Dum pouted, "Aw, that sucks, if she's asleep and you're tired, how are we going to have any fun?"
Boris, sighed, they were right. "Hmm . . . . Well, how about this? We can go to the Amusement Park, and all crash out in my room!Like a sleepover! The night period should be coming on soon, and when we wake up in the morning, we can have a whole day with Alice!" Dee and Dum's eyes lit up as soon as they heard the words 'sleepover' AND 'Alice'.
"Yeah! That's a great idea! And then me and nee-chan can sleep in the space, and cuddle, and she'll have a nightmare, and get scared, and then I'll comfort her, and then we'll do the naughty naugh-" "Shut the Hell up, pervert!" Boris and Dum interrupted Dee's perverted narration with a prompt slap to both sides of Dee's face. Alice stirred, causing the three to decide to whisper.
"-Huff- Anyway, Boris nii-chan, how far away is the Amusement Park?" Dee whispered to Boris. Boris looked around the area, then whispered back, "Just a bit more of walking, and we should be there soon enough." Dee and Dum nodded. They began to be enveloped in a comfortable silence that was occasionally broken by Alice's soft snoring. Of course, we all know who would break it next.
"Hello, what might we have here?"
Julius, having not been out of the tower often, found himself lost in the forest. He cursed, taking a moment to gather his thoughts. Now what? How can I help Alice if I'm lost? Who knows what they could be doing with her? . . . . Blood rose to Julius' face as what most might call 'perverted' images flooded his mind.
Dammit, I'm wasting time, and Alice could be in serious trouble! Just as Julius was about to run in some random direction, he heard a terrible noise that cam from his right. He covered his ears, it sounded like someone was deliberately scraping a fork against a glass plate. Over and over again. Only one person can cause such a ruckus. Gowland.
A thought then occurred to Julius. Gowland certainly had been outside of his domain, so he would be familiar with the forest and Boris lived with him. He could help Julius locate Alice, right? And so, with much determination, Julius began to walk towards Gowland.
This is for Alice. This is for Alice. This is for Alice!
He thought as his ears were relentlessly being attacked by 'music'.
Vivaldi drew closer and closer to Ace, muttering 'Off with your head' repeatedly. Ace was officially creeped out. Peter wasn't helping in the slightest, as he was next to Vivaldi, begging her to let him kill, in his words, 'The one who hides Alice'.
Ace's eyes swept from side to side, trying to look for an escape route. There were none. It seems he would have to try and convince them not to kill them. "Hey, r-remember that I'm the only one who knows where Alice is, a-and if you kill me, then you'll never find her. I can help you." He said, mustering up bravery as he analyzed their expressions. Vivaldi seemed unfazed, whereas Peter looked like he was weighing his options.
After a moment, Peter spoke, "Sorry, no deal, knight, for the power of love will put her in my sight." Ace cursed, and started to run, right towards Vivaldi. This surprised her, and her shock gave Ace the advantage as he plowed right past her, sending her and her Heart shaped staff to the ground. Peter glared at Ace as passed, not wasting a moment to yell "After him!" Vivaldi got up at once, grabbing her skirts and sprinting.
Ace gulped. He never thought they would follow him. Ace smirked slightly, the foreigner really had changed these people. To the point where Vivaldi would actually run, and the normally unemotional Peter would actually become a head over heels creeper stalker guy. His eyes flashed with interest.
The foreigner was so interesting.
He licked his lips, he absolutely had to have her. Ace formed a plan over Vivaldi's threats and Peters rhyming threats. "If I can bring them to Alice, then they'll be so caught up in making sure she's okay, they'll stop trying to kill me. And, I can finally see Alice.
ME: And finished! Sorry I haven't updated in awhile, this is the first time I've been able to have access to a laptop with INTERNET in awhile. So, of course since it's the internet, and people want to use it, I had to write this in one sitting. So it was kind of rushed. So, sorry for the grammatical errors and incorrect spellings.
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