A Bad Beginning, A Good End

by Beamer Beam

It was only a simple day, Klaus just awoke, and was ready to yet again, freeze half to death in 1942 Russia, and hate everyone around him secretly, but one thing that he thought would be simple, ended up turning his whole life around, when the Officer tells him to come to his office to discuss a problem, but this one little action, will change his life forever.

7. Chapter 7

Chapter 7: The Good, the Bad, and The Merge

Klaus opened his eyes, but it wasn't the barracks, or the library, he looked around, "Show him Klaus, show him why you are Cross holder," Klaus blinked, and looked down, he was apperently holding a gun to a US Ranger, "Go on you jerry scum, shoot me, I double dog dare 'ya..." He chuckled, Klaus blinked, and rememberd what Twilight said, this Klaus must be a war monger, "No, I'm not going to shoot him," He said, and pointed the gun to the other Cross holder who said it, and shot him, "I'll shoot you, you murderous dog," the man instantly dropped, "Wh-What?" the Ranger said, "I do not know you, nor do I know how I became a Cross holder, nor do I know the things I've done, but I refuse from this moment forth to take a life, atleast one that is undeserving of being killed that is," He said, tossing the gun down, the Ranger was in awe, "You don't remember?" He said, "Nein," Klaus responded, "Well, uhh, from what I can tell, you performed some kinda sabotage operation on a tank depot, no one was killed, only injured," Klaus blinked, perhaps this Klaus didn't kill, "So...Could you know, cut me free?" The Ranger asked, Klaus flipped out his knife, and cut the ropes, "Hey...Uh, thanks," He said, "I befriended a Russian, I think I can befriend you," Klaus chuckled.

"KLAUS!" Twilight whacked him, Klaus shook his head, "Wha..?" He said, shaking his head, feeling dizzy from the whack, "I...seen another version..." He said, "The yous are getting closer to merging together," She said, she was fascinated, but also afraid, removing all the Klauses in the universe, and putting them all into one, who knows how devastating that would be, but they were about to find out, because a moment later, air around Klaus started to wobble around, "Huh...Twilight...?" He said, "Klaus, step outside, like umm...NOW!" She said, he tried to, but fell down, "SCHIZZA!" He cursed, his head still killing him, Twilight levitated him, and ran outside to an open field, she put him down as gently as she could, "Twilight, do you think I'll die?" Klaus said, in a shaky voice, "No, I don't think you will, but I definantly think you'll be changed," She said, "For good? For bad?" He asked, "I don't know, I never seen this, I don't think anypony has," She said, the wobbling air began to grow more intense, and suddenly, a pony appeared with in a flash of light, "OOF!" He said, shaking his head, "Oh, hello Twilight," He said, "Say, why did I get teleported?" The pony spoke exactly like Klaus, "You're Klaus right?" Klaus asked the pony, "One and only," He smiled, and then frowned, "Wait, you sound like me," He said, "And you sound like me," Human Klaus said, just then another one appeard, "I'M GONNA TEAR YOUR THROU...t...out...?" He said confused, looking around, "Wait a minute, am I in ponyland?" He asked, "Sure are," The pony Klaus said, Twilight stared at the three Klauses, just then another one appeard, who was curled into a ball, "ZEY CALLED ME CRAZY, I TOLD ZEM WHAT I SAW, BUT I AM THE CRAZY ONE, AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!" the other three Klauses stared at him, "Wow, we could've ended up like that one," Pony Klaus said, chuckling, "AHAH-Wait, I'm here?" Crazy Klaus said, looking around, "I MADE IT! I MAAAAADE IT! I'M ACTUALLY HERE!" He jumped up, and flung Twilight in the air, "I'M HERE!" He caught her and set her down, "TWILIGHT YOU HAVAE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM TO SEE YOU!" Twilight backed up, "This is just wierd..." She said, the Orginal Klaus still laying down, "Tell me about it..." Another Klaus appeared, "Keep it quiet," He said in a whisper, and then blinked, "Am I in Equestria...?" He said, "I AM!" He hugged the Pony Klaus, "Uhh, being hugged by me is wierd," He said, "I AM ACTUALLY HERE! Wait, why do you all look like me?" He said, all the other Klauses looked at eachother, "Wow, are you me?" The said in unison, except the original one, "I do apologise fellows but I belive we're going to merge," Crazy Klaus stared, "You mean have a giant orgy or something?" Pony Klaus eeked, "ABSOLUTELY NOT, I WANT NO PART OF THIS!" Orignal Klaus shut them up, "NO YOU DUMPKOPHS, I MEAN MERGE AS IN LIKE, MERGE WITHIN EACHOTHER TO CREATE UND KLAUS," All of them stared, "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh," They all said, another Klaus appeared, except he looked like a scientist, "Nein nein nein, none of zese plans vould vork..." He said, and then stared around, "And I'm in Equestria," He said, and continued to think, but then stopped, "WAIT, I'M HERE?!"

After about 100 more Klauses appeared, the air stopped wobbling around Original Klaus, there were about 50 pony versions, 50 crazy ones, 30 Scientist ones, and 10 warmonger ones, Twilight stared, "Wow, this is a first," She said, Twilight looked up, and seen that the sun had already rose, "It must be like ten in the morning..." She said, giving a yawn, "Actually Miss Sparkle it is exactly eleven sixteen," One said, just then, all of the Klauses got pulled ontop of the original, "YOU ALL NEED TO LOSE WEIIIIIIIGHT!" He complained, "IT MUST BE THE PONY ONES!" One said, and a giant light formed around them, Twilight put on sunglasses it was so bright. After about ten minutes, the light dissappeared, and one anthroponied Klaus laid there, "Uuugh..." He said, he tried to stand, but the head injury still prevented him, "STUPID CEREBELLUM!" He shouted, but then blinked, "Wait, am I the real Klaus? I remember being crushed by the other one hundred fifty ones," He said, "I must be the real one, although that would fall under the parabellum of your philosphy of being paradoxed, sense there are one hundred and fifty ones that merged within me," He said, and got up, falling again, "Gah..." He said, "Twilight, could you give me elevated foundationing?" He said, "Uhh...Sure...?" She said, she was pretty sure he asked for assistance, and levitated him, "Much appeased," He said, and she walked to the Library.