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Saving the Rainforest

"God I can't fucking take this!" thought Ichigo aloud. He lay in bed trying to fall asleep, not being able to get his friend out of his head. It was Sunday night, a few days after they had hung out, and Ichigo would have to see the boy again tomorrow for the first time since that night. He thought non-stop about Keigo and what had happened, or more like what hadn't happened. He wasn't sure what he had intended to do that night. I mean, was I planning on telling Keigo how I felt? Was I fucking planning on shoving that brunette up against the nearest wall and getting down on my knees and beg to suck my friend's- ugh! Get out of my head! He couldn't believe that his mind could no longer think of his friend without it turning into something dirty. Oh God, I really like Keigo, I want him so fucking badly! This is driving me insane! I figured this was just hormones or something but I honestly feel like there is a hole in my stomach. The edges feel raw and jagged, it hurts to breath. Fuck, I'm heartbroken and I haven't even given it a chance! But I can't tell him, ever, at least not yet. But for all I know this is just a waste of time...

School!

Ichigo dragged himself to school having gotten virtually no sleep the previous night. He had avoided Keigo most of the day, not wanting his feelings to get the better of him. For all he knew he wouldn't be able to control himself from ravishing his classmate. But now it was lunchtime, and he could no longer escape. He figured inviting Uryuu to sit with the group would keep Keigo at a safe distance for the time being, usually the Quincy accepted the invitation even though he preferred to eat alone. This time was one of the times he accepted, and Ichigo was silently singing the Hallelujah Chorus in his head. As would be expected from the loud mouthed brunette, he complained to the red-head about the presence of Ishida.

"Come on Ichigo, why'd you invite him!"

"Because, Keigo, I wanted to!" and with that he took a seat in between the Quincy and Tatsuki, sitting as far as he could from Keigo, and awaiting the soon to come conversation. Keigo was, of course, the first to speak.

"So guys, guess what I did this weekend" he eyed Ichigo.

Oh shit, what's he going to say!? He's going to mention how I felt up his ass! I didn't even realize he had caught on!

"..." there came only silence in response

"Well! Guess! Come on!"

"Uhm... you sat on your ass and played video games?" Tatsuki said tartly.

"Yeah, no wait, that's not it."

"..." still more silence

"Gah! Okay! I got laid this weekend!" Keigo beamed.

The shinigami nearly choked on the juice he had been drinking.

"W-what?" was all he could sputter. Oh great, I blew it! That could have been me seeing him squirm and scream my name and beg for more. He shivered with the vivid thought.

"You heard me, I said I got fucked this weekend."

"By a girl?" quipped Uryuu sarcastically.

"Of course it was a girl! A fucking hot one at that." Keigo replied matter-of-factly

"Ah! Keigo [twitch you're so chauvinistic!" yelled Tatsuki.

"Shova-whatnow?"

"... and stupid" she replied.

"Yeah well, you're all just jealous of me! Haha! To think I'd give it up before all of you!" Keigo mused.

Jealous is right, thought Ichigo, but not of you. I should have known he was straight...

"Keigo there are more important things in life then fucking." the red-head retaliated.

"Oh yeah, like what?" the brunette replied fiercely.

"God you are so fucking predictable, I'm leaving, you make me sick." and with that Ichigo stormed off to stand under a nearby tree and fume.

God he fucking pisses me off so much! I was such a fucking idiot to think that he'd be anything more then a cunt-loving prick!

"Oy Ichigo!"

"Piss off man!"

Ichigo looked up, expecting to see Keigo there before him, but instead was greeted by another classmate of his.

"Oh... sorry Uryuu I thought you were Keigo trying to rub his sexual prowess in my face again."

"Shinigami, I'm not here to give you a shoulder to cry on, I'm here to tell you that I think you're a piece of shit faggot! I see how you fucking stare at him, you're a fucking disgrace you know that? You make me want to vomit in my mouth then look at you another second!"

"Excuse me? Take a God damn look at yourself Quincy, prancing around in that fruity outfit, always looking fucking beautiful like a god damned girl! Who the fuck are you to judge me! You're the faggot!"

Apparently Ichigo knew exactly what to say to anger the raven-haired Quincy, and the next thing Ichigo knew, he was on the ground with Uryuu on top of him continuously sending potent punches into his face. Ichigo could taste his own blood now, as Uryuu continued to hit him.

"Ichigo! I fucking hate you! I fucking hate you!!!" Uryuu half-whispered sinisterly into Ichigo's ear, biting hard onto Ichigo's neck. What the fuck! What the hell is Ishida doing!

"Ishida! Ishida, stop!" Ichigo choked on his blood. "Ishida you're hurting me! Stop bite-" suddenly, Ichigo was unsure if this was really just a ferocious hatred, or if there was something more to it. He felt something hard rubbing against his thigh. Oh fuck... was Uryuu getting off on this?

"Ichigo, I hate you!" and the Quincy grabbed the Shinigami's hair and yanked him into a chaste kiss. Oh FUCK! What the hell is going on!!!!???? Uryuu licked Ichigo's bottom lip, and took it into his mouth to suckle it, and he let out an angry moan while simultaneously slipping his tongue into Ichigo's mouth to taste all the blood he had previously spilled. The raven-haired classmate ground his hips down against Ichigo, moaning loudly into the embrace, all the while Ichigo was trying to comprehend what was taking place. They were so preoccupied with their tasks; Uryuu trying to get off by grinding against Ichigo's wriggling form, and Ichigo trying to figure a way out without the Quincy getting angry... again, that they hadn't heard the footsteps approaching.

"Oi am I interrupting something" said a nearby voice. Oh shit, thought Ichigo, what a compromising position... The boys stopped their previous tasks, Ichigo more then eager to kick Uryuu off of him.

"Ow! Fuck!" cried Uryuu, wrapping his arms around his stomach where Ichigo had kicked him.

"Oh don't complain, bitch" the Death God quipped as he wiped the blood and saliva away from his mouth and neck. Ichigo looked up, and wished that he hadn't, for there before him he saw Keigo, the image of his affection, standing before him with a shocked and appalled look that he'd never seen before.

"Well... Ichigo, I'm surprised, what was all this?" Keigo asked angrily. Wait, he's... angry?

"Uhm" Ishida tried, "we were just uh, doing our part to save the rainforest."