Karma Bites

Atobe was a narcissist. Simple as that, to anyone who knew him it was blatantly obvious. Something you never hear to describe him is sadist. No, no, that was Fuji and Yukimura's description. But as we all know Hyoutei is not exempt from being a little crazy. So Atobe found it very helpful when Yukimura and Fuji were around to discipline the team a little more. Maybe a little too helpful. Atobe…don't let the sadists drag you with them!

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"Would you rather? Are you serious?" Kirihara questioned not quite believing it himself.

"Yes, I am serious," Atobe cleared, nodding his head in agreement with himself. "Not that you would understand."

Momoshiro blinked and scratched his head, "Is it like some Hyoutei inside joke or something?"

Coughing lightly into his fist Oshitari cleared his throat before answering. "You could say that…not that I would." He added as an afterthought. The blue-haired genius tugged at his uniform tie, more than a bit worried that Atobe might be out for vengeance.

"I thought we were never supposed to speak of that again…" Shishido mumbled barely audible. "Looks like buchou is a hypocrite, how lame."

Ootori lightly nudged his doubles partner, "Don't say things like that Shishido-san, it's not nice."

Grumbling a bit Shishido reluctantly muttered an apology before resorting to glaring at anyone within a 10 foot radius to let his frustrations out. He ended up doing a good job of freaking Kintarou out when his gaze landed on him for a split second; thus the monkey boy jumped into Ryoma's arms creating an embarrassing scene that would have shippers squealing.

Ryoma of course dumped Kintarou immediately onto the ground leaving the red-head to nurse a new bruise.

Now utterly bored with things Niou promptly brought up the reason they were here, "Soo…we going to do something or what?"

Both Marui and Kirihara glared at the Trickster expressions obviously asking "Why-the-heck-would-you-bring-that-up?" All while murdering aforementioned Trickster in their minds in various not so humane ways.

Yukimura gave an all knowing smile to the two, "Marui, Akaya, please do stop having homicidal thoughts about killing Niou," he said the silent "If anyone is killing someone it's me." left hanging in the air. Kirihara and Marui quickly changed their train of thought to tennis and sweets.

"Homicidal thoughts aside are we starting any time soon?" Momo asked wanting to get things done and over with.

"Yes," Yukimura said, "but before that. Jackal, please show Momoshiro, Zaizen, and Ootori to the club room. I have something special planned for you four." Cue the simultaneous gulps of fear. "Fuji I suppose you would want to come along?"

Smile widening Fuji replied smoothly, "Of course." Cue the terrified shaking. "I was thinking some kind of mental durability test. Yuuta told me about these great shows and movies that Mitsuki showed them." Cue the "Oh c***."

Thus they were led to their incoming doom. Their teammates could do nothing but pray for them, have the ambulance and mental hospitals on speed dial (for everyone technically), get their wills in order, and call dibs on who got what material possessions if anyone did die.

As they were led off to death row Atobe gave an arrogant smirk and Shishido's deathly aura increased ten-fold without Ootori there to calm him down. "Now we may start. How about you Shishido?"

Glaring up at his captain Shishido grumbled in consent and directed his attention to where the Golden Pair had been cowering together. Deciding to take his spite out on another doubles pair since Ootori wasn't there he quickly thought up something to get it over with. And take his captain down with him. "Kikumaru," Shishido said inwardly complaining about how lame this was, "would you rather throw eggs at Atobe or steal one of Fuji's cacti?"

Ryoma cast a glance at where Eiji was mulling over the two choices and decided to put in his two cents, "I say we throw eggs at the Monkey King, if you do be sure to invite me."

Eiji tapped his chin in thought, that choice was looking very good right now. But Oishi nudged his doubles partner, "Eiji, that's mean. But then again stealing from Fuji could get you killed…" he drifted off starting to sweat.

"Um, I pick throwing eggs at Atobe!" Eiji cried out quickly.

Atobe was ticked. How dare he suggest such a thing! But no matter, he was going to get it once they got back to Hyoutei. He was just about to suggest another game to exact his revenge when a high pitched somewhat girly screech pierced the air. The tennis players all covered their ears. When it was safe to hear again Kenya looked up confused. "What was that?"

Gakuto shook his head, "No idea."

Shiraishi glanced at the crowd of middle school students, "Wait, Kin-chan isn't here and neither is Kirihara-kun."

"Do you think they took off when everyone was covering their ears?" Yagyuu inquired.

Marui shrugged, "Beats me but that was actually quite the genius plan if I do say so myself. Why didn't I think of that?!"

"Back to the problem at hand," Oshitari said, "we have two missing teammates."

Atobe grinned this was just the thing he had been waiting for. "Ore-sama proposes a deal. Whoever finds one of them will be exempt from this event. You may work in teams or alone. Starting now!"

There was a scramble to get moving, if they could sit this out they were taking it.

.~.~.~.

Meanwhile in Yukimura's make-shift torture chamber our pitiful sane people are currently tied up and gagged. Fuji and Yukimura however, were debating on which movies, shows, tactics, and blackmail would be most detrimental to their health temporarily. They did still need to play tennis after all.

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A/N: Finally done! Curse you writers block. So yeah sorry for the wait, anyway what would make the next chapter come out quicker is you readers! I need some suggestions on what to make the victims watch and/or endure. As well as who you want to see exempt from the event. Anything is welcome and appreciated.

Mary-Pyroangel: Poor dears indeed. Here's another update!

Demoncat13: Actually Yuuta is currently booking therapy sessions for some of his teammates. So let's hope Mizuki doesn't drag them to this because he does know about it.

Mcangel1976: I bet the asylum knows most of them already… They would take up most of the place! Yeah, about Kirihara, he's hiding somewhere in the fetal position. Yes they will! As said above you can suggest things.

Guest: Yes there will be more chapters, 5 total at the least. And that's if I don't add in the other schools.

Yuu: Sorry about that but here's another semi-cliffhanger for you!