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Previously on How to Hide a Criminal...

Erza began telling the tale of the former wizard saint. When she finished, Levy had everything about Erza figured out. Even though she figured most of it out she only had one question, "How do you hide a criminal?"

Chapter 4:Jellia's Watery Predicament

Silence proceeded. Thats a good question She thought.

Bang.

"Ow" Someone croaked

Creak. Clatter. Creak.

"E-Erza?" A deep throaty voice called out in confusion. "Where are you?"

"I'm in the living room. Come here." Erza replied. He walked in to see Erza and this blue haired chick he had never seen before.

"Ummmm, Erza? Who is she?" He asked staring at the girl sitting on the couch next to his childhood friend.

"Oh I'm Levy! One of Erza's friends from Fairy Tail! Nice to meet you Jellal! I've heard a lot about you!" She greeted holding out her hand to shake. The former wizard saint reached out and accepted her hand.

"I'm gonna help Erza hide you." She said smiling sweetly.

"You guys do know that if I get caught, so will you. So you guys don't have to help me. I don't want you to get in trouble."

"Like I give a shit. Jellal you're Erza's friend. Any friend of Erza's, is a friend of mine! Of course I'll help you! That's what friends do right?"

"But I'm a monster! I ruined your life!" Jellal reminisced with a soft sad look on his face. But Erza just just slapped those tears right off of his face, leaving behind a red palm mark on his face.

"Look here. Thought I told you this before, or do you want a repeat performance? If you never ruined my life then I wouldn't have found Fairy Tail. So don't you talk like you're a bad guy. You're not. You're actually the nicest guy I've ever met. You were being controlled so it's not your fault. Even if! You will sit here and let us hide you and If you go down, we will go down with you because we are your friends!"

"Yeah!" Levy agreed

"Imhgy..." Jellal mumbled under his breath.

"Speak up!" Erza commanded.

"I'm hungry!" he practically shouted. Levy and Erza ceased talking for a moment then burst into laughter. Once the girl's laughing session died down they both were panting and gasping for the needed oxygen.

When Erza had regained her breath she told Jellal, "I'll go shopping today and get some food" He shook his head no in response to that statement.

"I-I'll come with you"

"Thats not a go-" Levy cut Erza off mid sentence.

"Thats a great idea! But Jellal..." She trailed off with a sinister twinkle in her eyes, "Erza, time to get in touch with your inner child!"

20 minutes later...

The former slaves were now in a shopping plaza being dragged around by their psycho petite bookworm of a friend.

"Where are we going?" Jellal asked.

"Virtual Super Fairy Princesses Depot! Where else?" Levy exclaimed smirking evilly to herself

"WHAAAT! Why there?"

"Where else can Erza and I sip on virtual tea while you get a virtual super fairy princess makeover?" Levy said giggling at Jellal's quickly changing comical facial expressions.

"No way! I don't want to be turned into a virtual super fairy princesses!" The blue haired mage dug his heels into the ground in protest.. He turned into a chibi and clung onto Erza's shirt.

"Er-chan..." He pouted uncharacteristically. Erza's eyes widened at the sudden personality change. She never saw this in him before... The redhead grinned evilly, grabbed him by the hair and started dragging the whining mage into the dreaded store...

10 minutes later...

"OOH! Try this one and this one" Levy yelled piling dress after dress onto the blue haired wizards arms. She gave him a blond wig, a lacy black bra, and two water balloons already full of water.

"Now go change Jellia!" Erza prodded him with the butt of a sword into the dressing room. He regrettably walked into the dressing room.

30 minutes later...

"Jellia! You're taking forever! Come out already!" Levy exclaimed

"It's embarrassing..." He called out from the dressing room.

"But you're gonna look fabulous!" Erza sang.

Jellal walked out of the dressing room. Erza and Levy's jaws literally hit the floor. The blonde wig he was wearing has swept aside side bangs and it reached down to his chest. He has light blue contacts in his eyes. His outfit was a long ruffled pink dress that kissed the floor. Sleeves down to his wrists. His chest was pumped out thanks to the waterballoons being held by the giant bra. Lastly he was wearing light pink wedges.

"Daymn! Look out world! Here comes Fiore's next model!" Levy barely choked out, attempting to hold back her laughter.

Nin-Nin: Welcome to the dark side Jellia. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! We have jiggly thingys on our chest! XD! BWAHAHAHAHA! Man how could you not crack up after reading that? Man. I love a good laugh. But not as much as an encouraging review. So WWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIEW! NYA! This time we'll send you limited edition Jerza T-Shirts for free with a small fee of 1,000,000,000 jewel plus shipping and handling! (What a steal!) No refunds. Bye bye!

Pie: HIIIIIIII! CROSS DRESSING JELLAL HAHAHAHAHA! Oh my gosh so funny... He could be front cover Sorcerer's weekly! XD Oh Erza... You got a good one... Here is where the hiding a criminal part comes in! XD Lets be honest, everyone imagined Jellal in a pink dress at some point! I was going to make it melons not water balloons... but water balloons work better! Hehe!

Ah Levy you know exactly what he should change into... You are so smart! LEVVVVYYYY! BOOKWORMS UNITE! HELP THE MALE POPULATION CROSS DRESS! Oh and... Review! . Come to the weird side... we have virtual popsicles! *Beckons with finger* Hmm? You aren't coming? WHY!? WAAAAAAH! *Pouts* Please? I'm lonely over here!

Peace out peeps!