So, I seem to be updating a lot. And it's mainly because I'm bored, but this chapter is for a fellow authoress of mine; White Okami Sama. Her birthday just happens to be tomorrow, so October babies for the win! Happy early birthday Wolfie, I hope you enjoy the chapter!

At The School

The party raged on at the poolside, students happily drinking their favorite flavors of soda while either splashing around in the pool or lounging at the poolside, all in their bathing suits.

Belinda, Cho, and Aladar chatted away happily while Brianna and Rachel snickered as a group of random students pushed Kyranna in the pool causing the fallen angel to summon her scythe and chase them around.

"Hello everyone, what's-a goin on here?"

The party of teens froze as Wario exited the school in a black speedo, grinning from ear to ear. Everyone twitched, scarred at the sight, and then ran for the sweet sanctity of the school, party ruined.

The students settled down for an hour before passing around a note, making sure everyone got it.

Bonfire at midnight in the outskirts of the garden.

With the Populars and Outcasts

The walk to Lon Lon Ranch was quiet and awkward, no one said a word. There was the occasional rest here and there, but even those were silent.

The group finally reached the ranch, Malon and Link waving from the gate, grins on their faces. Jasmine helped Rio hang onto Dark instead and ran to greet her brother, the siblings embracing tightly.

Then, as if on queue, the ground began to shake, almost sending everyone toppling over, a crack slowly began to break through the grassy meadow, lava spewing up and turning the grass brown from the heat.

Mystique looked to Link for some explanation; the blond warrior seemed to be just as confused as the rest of them.

A gigantic version of the terrifying turtle himself spun from the lava, the red hot molten liquid dripping from the spikes on his shell.

Darren shook his head and laughed, not entirely convinced.

"Please, Bowser, you think you can fool us with this trick again?"

The drop dead gorgeous blond approached the titanic flaming turtle and poked his knee with a blade tip. It didn't go through like last time. Oh shit.

Darren slowly backed away, holding his hands up as a peace offering while Bowser laughed menacingly, flames spewing up from the broken ground behind him.

The group of teens stood in a straight line, weapons drawn while they whispered to each other.

"What's the plan of action?" Marianne said quietly, rolling back her shoulders as she spoke so as to let her Chaos induced wings sprout from her shoulder blades.

"Fight?" Tex suggested.

"Obviously," Noctis replied, "But we need a plan, not just charge and hope one of us makes it out alive."

Dark thought for a moment, "Okay, since Rio's ankle is all fucked up how about she, Marianne and I fly around and distract Bowser while you guys try and find his weakness?"

Everyone nodded once in agreement.

The angels and the Chaos girl flew with ease around Bowser's head, poking his shoulder or screaming teasing things while the non-flying fighters ran around hitting everywhere they could.

Bowser roared with rage then spewed lava from his mouth, Ashe and Mystique dove out of the way, just barely avoiding the molten flames.

"This is no use!" Marianne called down to the others just as she was caught and knocked from the air by one of Bowser's hands. The turtle laughed, and stomped his feet making lava slowly flood up from the cracks in the ground.

"THERE IS NO ESCAPE!"

Dark looked over the turtle once then seemed to get an idea as her eyes light up, almost like a sense of Déjà vu.

"Marianne! Rio! Kick him in-between the armor plates!"

The three girls merely looked at each other and grinned in a wicked fashion, then, together, flew down to the break of armor in between Bowser's legs and kicked as hard as they could.

The Giga turtle roared and fell over while holding his manhood, slowly regaining his normal size while the teens cheered.

Malon jumped up and down in an excited manner and Link simply smiled, knowing they could do it all along.

"Are you all ready to finally go to school?"

The teens answered with another round of exhausted cheers.

With that said, Link summoned up a pink portal, gesturing for the students to step through one at a time.

(A/N: Okay so my little sister just said the most amazingly funny thing. "Stop, don't touch me there, you are in my no no square! R-A-P-E get the fuck away from me!" I had never heard that before and thought it was hilarious. Felt the need to say something.)

Later That Day

Once the testing students had settled in, it was almost like that whole thing had never happened, except for the constant glares of Bowser as they walked down the hallway.

Rio had broken her ankle so the angel ended up needing crutches for the next few months.

The rebellious students had all been calmed down and were then forced to go to dark magic class with threats of a brawl with Crazy Hand and Ganondorf.

"Come in and take a seat wherever." Death Incarnate muttered, not taking his face from the board.

Zero sat with Mariposa, Brianna with Rachel, Noctis with Kyranna, Darren with Ashe, Mystique with Tex, Rio with Dark, Marianne with Kuro, Jasmine with Kai, Belinda with Cho, Starr with Aladar, and Lee with Zane.

Some chatted happily with their partners, others were not so comfortable.

Shinigami finally turned around, making eye contact with every student before saying a word.

"Today, I will expect you all to follow my exact directions on how to make bob-ombs. The reason I teach this, even though it is a dark magic class, is; those that don't make the cut to be brawlers can stay here to make the things that are used in brawls; party balls, bob-ombs, and such."

Shinigami handed out all the materials and carefully explained each of the directions on the board, emphasizing that one tiny screw up could lead to the whole thing exploding.

With that said the students went to work, following the instructions to the dot. Aladar and Starr seeming to excel with ease while Brianna just whined that she couldn't get two of the pieces to fit together.

"Ten minutes." Shinigami reminded the class as he examined the completed bob-ombs of Starr and Aladar and Mariposa and Zero.

Kuro and Marianne had no problem with the bob-omb structure; it was mixing the compounds that worried them.

"Marianne, careful." Kuro warned.

The vampiric girl nodded, her tongue poking out of the side of her mouth as she tried to concentrate. Carefully, she tipped the liquid compound into the dry, trying not to overdo it. A slight hiss sounded from the bob-omb as it began to emit smoke; Marianne tilted her head back slightly.

"Oh bloody hell..."

Kuro tilted his head back as well, "Uh…Shinigami…we're having a bit of an iss-…"

Kuro's words were cut off as the components of the bomb exploded, leaving Marianne, Kuro, and half of the classroom wall covered in a black matter.

Shinigami walked towards the two casually as a few of the other students snickered. He looked at Kuro then at Marianne, both looked utterly pathetic.

Marianne dared peek up at him through her bangs, slightly terrified that he would be mad about the failure. Amber eyes met crimson and Death Incarnate merely smirked.

"Hn, cute. Alright, you two pass."

Shinigami turned to face away from the two while Marianne jumped to her feet, and gently grabbed his wrist, her eyes wide with disbelief.

"B-but…ours blew up! How did we pass?"

Death Incarnate pulled his wrist from her grip and walked away, not saying another word.

And tis done! Once more, Happy tomorrow birthday Wolfie, hope it's a great one! October babies for the win!

So, testing is finally done. Bowser has incredibly hurt man parts. Kuro and Mari can't make a bomb to save their lives. And Shinigami is hiding something. What will go down at the bonfire? Will Bowser try and get revenge again for his hurt man parts? What the hell is Shinigami hiding? Find out in the next chapter!

Also! Everyone don't forget to check out BladeOfTheEclipse's new story Smash Military Academy!