Kyle's Jealousy

By: esmtz

Kyle headed straight home, still fuming about the fact that Cartman was hanging out with a girl.

"Why the fuck do I even care?!" Kyle yelled out as he opened the front door and slammed it behind him.

"Bubbe is that you?"

Kyle heard his mom calling.

"Yeah, mom, it's me. I'm going up to my room to do my homework. Let me know when dinner is ready," Kyle said before his mom could say anything about the door as he went to his room and closed it.

Kyle sighed as he went towards his bed and got on and layed down. He didn't plan on doing his homework yet partly because it was the end of the week and partly because he was still angry with Cartman.

"Pssh that fatass can hang out with anyone he wants. I don't fucking care!" Kyle told himself as he turned on his side.

Kyle tried to ignore the feeling that was inside of him, telling him the exact opposite. He DID care especially if it was with someone who was getting all of Eric's attention. Kyle took off his hat and yanked at his hair as he started getting frustrated about why he was feeling this way at all.

"What does Cartman see in that girl anyway? I mean she can't be all that great…." Kyle whispered to himself as he turned himself over to face the other way, letting go of his hair in the process with a frown on his face.

There was a knock on the door.

"Bubbe can you go get the mail for me oh and dinner's almost ready so wash up," Sheila said to her son as she went back to the kitchen.

Kyle rolled his eyes as he got off the bed, grabbed his hat and put it on and headed downstairs. He went outside and opened the mailbox to get the mail and as he closed it and was about to head inside he saw Cartman leaving someone's house and from what he could see the blond girl was standing outside with him.

"So it's her house…" Kyle growled slightly as he saw and slightly heard the two of them talk.

"….Come on over to my place tomorrow so we can hang out," Cartman said to the blond.

"Sure, fatass I'll be sure and let my mom know where I'll be," she giggled as Cartman started turning red.

Kyle's eyes grew wide again and the feeling inside him felt like it was going to burst out of anger and of newfound hatred that he now had for this girl.

"Jesus Christ! He's actually blushing!" Kyle said in horror.

Kyle could see red tinting Cartman's cheeks so he assumed that Cartman really liked this girl.

"Ay I'm not fat I'm big boned!" Cartman responded slightly hurt and angry.

"I'm sorry Eric, I'll remember not to call you that from now on then," she smiled at him.

Kyle's fists clenched as he got even angrier.

"She's even using his name already that….that…." Kyle shook with anger as he tried to keep himself from yelling.

Cartman sighed and looked at her.

"I live over there so I'll be expecting you right on time since we live so close, Amy," Eric said as he pointed towards his house then looked back at her with a smile on his face.

'Amy?! That's that bitch's name?!' Kyle thought angrily to himself as he gritted his teeth and sweat started coming down his forehead.

"Ok, I'll be there tomorrow at 3 pm. See you then Eric!" Amy said quickly hugging him.

"GAH!" Kyle yelled making both Amy and Eric jump and turn to look at him as Kyle ran back inside the house and slammed it again.

As Kyle went and sat on the couch, he couldn't help but wonder about the expression Eric had on his face.

"It was only for a second, but I could have sworn he was smirking…" Kyle said to himself then shook his head, "Ok come on Kyle, Cartman's always been like that. Just a messed up, fatass, retarded, asshole!"

"Bubbe before your dinner gets cold, wash up and come and eat!" Sheila yelled.

Kyle sighed and did as he was told.

From Stan's house, Kenny was spying on the three of them and he had a huge smile on his face.

"Dude, you've been paused for at least ten minutes. You want to get back in the game or should I just play by myself, Kenny?" Stan asked sitting on the couch looking at his friend who was looking out the window.

"Yeah hold on dude, sorry I was just preoccupied with something," Kenny grinned as he turned to Stan and went back to sit next to him on the couch.

"Oh yeah? What could be so important that you spent the last ten minutes looking out the window Kenny?"

"Oh nothing just seeing how….close fatass and that girl are starting to get."

Stan frowned at that.

"What do you mean?"

"Dude, they hugged before Cartman left the house! I wouldn't be a bit surprised if they…"

"Uh I don't want to know that Kenny and that's sick dude! I can't believe how perverted you are." Stan looked at him and sighed as Kenny started turning red.

"Well, what can I say? I have a thing for…"

"Shut up, Kenny."

"I can't believe that this is bothering you of all people, Stan. I mean you have Wendy after all…"

"Look, I just…don't want to hear about that right now ok?" Stan sighed.

Kenny just looked at him.

"You still haven't kissed her yet have you?"

Stan turned red.

"Well, how can I dude? Every time she's around me all I do is barf."

Kenny sighed and shook his head.

"Maybe Wendy just isn't the one for you or maybe you should wait to have a girlfriend until you can be ok with kissing them, dude. Maybe that's why Wendy breaks up with you a lot because you're not kissing or doing anything with her besides holding hands."

"Kenny, just shut the fuck up."

Author's note: wow people thanks for the reviews that you sent me. I really appreciate that. I don't really know where this story is going; usually it just comes to me every time I make a new chapter. So in other words this story could be short or it could be long. Who knows. Anyway I'm terribly sorry that my chapters are all short. I've never been good at writing more than 3 pages so yeah. I hope you guys like my story so far. I'll update this story when I'm not feeling lazy. Sorry but I do get like that but unlike a lot of other people I DO intend to finish this story so I hope all you reviewers stick with me till the end! ^_^