Kyle's Jealousy

By: esmtz

The next day, Stan called up Kyle and was hoping that his best friend could help him out with him and his kissing problem.

"Dude, I seriously need your help. Kenny and I talked yesterday while he was over here playing video games with me and we were talking about why Wendy breaks up with me a lot and well what I need help with is… how do I calm myself down enough to where I won't barf?" Stan asked over the phone.

There was a long pause before Kyle finally replied.

"Dude, why are you asking me for help? Why doesn't Kenny help you?"

"Uh, Kyle, you know how Kenny is. The moment he starts 'showing' me how it's done with a girl…well….you know…he'll just end up…" Stan started feeling himself turn red from embarrassment.

Stan heard Kyle sigh over the phone.

"I know, but Stan the last time I kissed a girl was with Rebecca and well….things didn't go so good…." Kyle said awkwardly.

"Kyle, what am I supposed to do then?! If I don't get over this, Wendy is gonna dump me AGAIN!" Stan yelled a little.

"I'm sorry, Stan, but I don't know what to tell you."

"Well, I guess I could ask Cartman…" Stan growled slightly.

"What are you talking about Stan? Cartman wouldn't know."

"Dude, Wendy and him kissed along time ago during that debate over if we should change the stupid flag or not. Did you forget? Both of us were there, Kyle, and so was the entire school…"

Kyle started turning a little pale. He had totally forgotten about that.

"…plus with him hanging with that blond girl, he could have kissed her by now maybe even…"

Kyle yelled over the phone making Stan jump from the sudden outburst and accidentally dropped the phone. Stan bent down and picked it up and put it back to his ear with a frown on his face.

"Dude, what the hell was that for?"

He didn't mean to yell like that. It just sort of came out on its own so he had to quickly come up with something that didn't make him sound like he was jealous.

"N-Nothing. Sorry about that Stan, it's just too much information. I don't want to hear about fatass doing that with a girl and by the way you're starting to sound a little like Kenny. I think he's influencing you a little too much," Kyle quickly replied with a small blush on his face.

"Well, we have been friends for a long time so….yeah probably," Stan blushed and shook his head.

"Dude, don't worry about it too much, ok? If Wendy doesn't want to wait for you then she's just not the one, Stan."

"I know, but I can't stand the thought of being without her…"

Kyle just sighed, clearly getting annoyed of how much Stan kept fussing over his girlfriend. It was always the same; they would break up and get back together, break up and get back together after Wendy would realize that Stan was the only one she wanted and breaking up with whoever she was with.

"Ok, dude, if you say so. I'll talk to you later ok? Bye," Kyle said as he hung up the phone.

Kyle was about to go sit down on the couch, but instead he found himself walking out the front door of his house and walked all the way to Cartman's house.

"What the hell am I doing here?" Kyle asked and suddenly felt himself grow angry, "oh yeah…she's supposed to be here. What time is it anyway?"

Kyle went up towards the window and saw that it was already 3:15 pm.

"That's weird. I don't see them playing in the living room. Aw man don't tell me they're in his room!" Kyle whined a little as he went towards where the window to Cartman's room was at.

Kyle looked from the window to the closest tree and sighed. He was a little bit afraid of heights, but right now wasn't the time to be a wuss or to go back home. He was already here and he really wanted to find out if Eric really was starting to have a relationship with Amy. He slowly found himself grabbing and holding on to a tree branch and pulled himself up.

"Woah…" Kyle trembled as the branch shook a little from his weight.

He was close enough to be able to touch the wall of the house so he pressed his right hand to it to try to keep him steady.

"Oh, Jesus…" Kyle closed his eyes for a few seconds as he continued to shake and slowly made his way up towards Eric's window.

"Eric, how long is your mom usually gone anyway?" Amy asked him, but still had her eyes glued on the video game they were playing.

Cartman just shrugged.

"Eh, who knows I don't really pay attention. Normally she'll be gone for almost a day just finding guys to sleep with later."

"Don't you get lonely? The way you talk about your friends and her…it sounds like they don't care about you at all…" Amy looked at him with a sad look in her eyes.

"I'm good. I don't need anybody. I can take care of myself just fine."

Cartman didn't turn to look at her. His eyes held no emotion in them as he concentrated on the game.

Amy didn't say anything for a few minutes, but continued to look at him.

"Well, what about Kyle? It seems like he cares at least a little…"

"That stupid Jew? He doesn't fucking care. All he does is insult me and my mom. He just wants me to die…." Cartman's voice cracked a little on that last word as he finally tore his eyes away from the game and looked down to the floor.

Amy hugged him and kissed his cheek softly.

"I'm sure he doesn't mean that…"

"I know I'm right, Amy. He doesn't even know how many times I fucking saved his Jew ass from dying and even if he did if I was the one closest to dying he wouldn't give a shit! He would just leave me to die…." Cartman told her now having a hard time trying to keep himself from crying in front of her.

"Shh…it's ok Eric…it's ok…" Amy said trying to comfort him as she rubbed his back soothingly.

Kyle was now at level with the window and was seeing exactly what was going on. He gritted his teeth as he reached out to try and knock on the window. Amy suddenly saw Kyle trying to reach for the window and her eyes went wide as Kyle looked like he was about ready to fall.

"Eric! We need to help him!" Amy cried out.

Cartman turned and with wide eyes saw that Kyle was tilting too much to the side and as Cartman rushed to get the window open and pull his friend inside, Kyle had already started to fall.

"KHAL!"

Author's note: ok now I definitely don't know where this story is gonna end up. It could be an almost tragedy (I wont kill off any characters besides Kenny in this story I'll probably do it in another story) with at least 1 character getting badly hurt or it could end up how I sort of planned and end it without anyone getting hurt except Kenny. Sorry guys its just Kenny seems to die a lot so he might as well in this story too at least once and then come back later depending on how long this story is. I'm sorry if this chapter sucked especially at the beginning.