Cyclonis' hair is falling out, falling out, falling out,
Cyclonis' hair is falling out, falling out, falling out, all day long...
A few rooms away, Cyclonis narrowed her eyes.
Cyclonis' hair is falling out, falling out, falling out, Cyclonis' hair is falling out, falling out, falling out, all day long...
She scratched her hair subconsciously as a mysterious singer went on, oblivious to his or her audience.
Cyclonis' hair is falling out, falling out, falling out, Cyclonis' hair is falling out, falling out, falling out, all day long.
Beet red with anger, she stormed out of her quarters, towards the invisible inbecile. Dark Ace appeared, hair wet, singing...
"Dark Ace, you twit!" Cyclonis roared. "You know I use Pantene's new shampoo! REMEMBER? YOU WENT TO SKY MART TO FETCH IT FOR ME! IT PREVENTS DANDRUFF! Dark Ace?!"
Dark Ace held up a little waterproof recorder and hit, "PLAY." The entire loudspeaker system started replaying Cyclonis' little rant. "You were saying?" he drawled.
"Oh crap."
Cyclonis' hair is falling out, falling out, falling out,
Cyclonis' hair is falling out, falling out, falling out, all day long.
A/N: Written by my friend Alex. Who's getting an account!! Look for her!
And she's insane. Never forget the insane.
(Sing to the tune of "Wheels on the Bus.")