Cyclonis was feeling exceptionally bored one day. So, she ordered one of her Talons to bring her her new laptop, which had been a birthday present to herself.
Sitting down at her desk, she flipped the lid open and clicked on the internet button. In a flash, a Google page was before her. She smiled and typed in meaningless things, searching them for no reason. A few minutes later, however, she found herself typing in her own name, just for the heck of it.
A huge list of blue links came up, which was rather unexpected. The first one said, "FanFiction: Storm Hawks Community, Darklonis." Confused as to what Darklonis was, she stupidly clicked on it.
What happened next?
Well...
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Dark Ace sat in his room reading attack tactic manuals when, all of a sudden, there came a screaming.
"HE DID WHAT? I SAID THAT? HIS HANDS WENT WHERE? MY TONGUE DID WHAT? WE DID THAT?!"
The sounds were coming from the Master's room. He jumped to his feet and barged through her doors. "Master Cyclonis? What are you...?"
She shuddered. "That...that's gross," she growled, standing and pointing at the laptop's screen with fear. He walked over and started reading. "No, don't!" she barked, but it was too late. He was already shouting:
"I DID WHAT? SHE SAID THAT? MY HANDS WENT WHERE? HER TONGUE DID WHAT? WE DID THAT?!"
Looking at each other with a mix of revulsion and sympathy, the two embarrassed Cyclonians blushed pink.
"I'd never do that," they blurted in unison, before Dark Ace scurried out of the room and Cyclonis slammed her laptop shut.
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A/N: Eh-har-har-har...
Blame it all on the mindworms, I say!