He smiled sneakily to himself.
No way were they going to get him, now!
He kept his eyes peeled for security cameras and trip wires. Then he grinned again. "I'm...sneaky as a cat. Fast...as a viper. Balanced...as a stork. Silent...as death." He jumped over a motion sensor, then chuckled. "And they thought they could trap me in that dreaded room! With those dreaded people! The mean room of doom!"
He crept beneath a laser. "Check out my skillz..." he sang. "I'm just thaaaat gooood..." Dodged a camera. "I am....the most amaaaazziiing...sneaky....person...EVER!"
The alarms blared.
"Drat," he growled.
Two shapes emerged from the darkness. "Dark Ace..." one of them drawled. "Shouldn't you be in the meeting room?"
"I WAS ALMOST VICTORIOUS!" he howled. "But I must know...how did you find me?"
Cyclonis and Ravess laughed. "Easy," Ravess chortled. "You shout...like a moose...when evading cameras."
He swore again.
OOO
A/N: Oh, Dark Ace. When will you learn? The women of Cyclonia just can't be beat, no matter how..."skilled"...you are.
