It's not healthy to have a crush on your boss, especially when said boss is an evil overlord with aspirations to take over the world.

Still, even though I'm just a Talon and she's the Master Cyclonis... One can't help but wish.

There's something in the way she moves, in the way she speaks... And there is black fire in her eyes. Her voice resonates, pulling something black from inside of me. I'm not evil, not by a long stretch, but I sure feel wicked when I hear her speeches, motivating us, her glorious army, to defeat the enemy.

Ah, here she comes now. Her eyes are moving swiftly from corner to corner, her hair hang--

Wait. What's that on the ground, following her?

A trail of white.

It's making a faint rustling sound.

Is it...? It can't be.

It is.

Toilet paper.

She seems oblivious to it all. She just walks on, proud as ever.

...Like I said. It's not healthy to have a crush on your boss.

OOO

A/N: Can it be? An update of Believe? Ye gods, this is a miracle! GASP!