Arnold went to school the next day feeling confident that Mrs. Frizzle would show him lots of affection.
He couldn't of been more wrong.
He waltzed (literally) into the classroom with a rose between his teeth wearing a tuxedo.
"Hey hot stuff."
"THAT'S HARASSMENT, ARNOLD!" Mrs. Frizzle said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.
"Do you like dogs by any chance, Mrs. Frizzle?" Arnold asked.
"YES."
"ME TOO. LOOKS LIKE WE'RE MADE FOR EACH OTHER (LITERALLY)."
The whole class sat in silence, gaping at their deranged classmate.
"Reel 'em in, Arnold," Carlos said from his position inside of a fish suit."
"I WILL NOT BE REELEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!" Mrs. Frizzle shrieked.
All of the class feel out of their chairs (literally) because Mrs. Frizzle was very loud.
All of a sudden, Mrs. Frizzle turned green and her hair turned black. She was the hulk all along.
Ralph stumbled up to the front of the classroom. "C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c -c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-can I get your autograph?"
Hulk picked up Ralph and threw him against the wall.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" she said calmly.