datz are'bel must defend jesus christ so he doesnt get put on the cross on his birthday again CAN HE DO IT?

wario must pray to the holy god jesus christ when he visits him for christmas CAN HE DO IT?

rocco must save toi dae CAN HE DO IT?

rocco is having peaceful day fishing, but then he gets visited by the food village man, CAN HE MAKE MONEY?

rocco wants to sleep but wen the fishing circus coms to town CAAN HE WIN IT?

phoenix apollo and athena must travel through many many worlds for insane crossovers that dont make sense to stop dark phoenix from making a dark age of the law at home CAN THEY DO IT?

in dis krazy non canon DLC case apollo and datz gotta escape from dungeon while wearing embarrassing clothes, CAN THEY DO IT?

some guy made a game called puzzles professor layton, can alfendi stop the guy so his dad professor layton can REST IN PEEEACE?

phoenix wright gotta save his 3ds from pokemon sun and moon ban from nintendo, CAN HE DO IT?

wario must save himself from long time in prison CAN HE DO IT?

little phoenix has to defend boilal for throwing a ball at miss hurt CAN HE DO IT

apollo justice must save the entire country by making paul atishon president, CAN HE DO IT?

bad player must defend bad player against bad player by proving bad player killed bad player so bad player can declare him not guilty CAN HE DO IT

alfendi must get out of haunted house while finding the real killer, CAN HE DO IT?

richard and kristoph must develop love together CAN THEY DO IT?

ryunosuke must find the man who made barok a vampire, CAN HE DO IT?

datz must rebel against the literally undankable memes, CAN HE DO IT?

its phoenix wrights birthday but he must stop the party to figure out who stole the cake in court, CAN HE DO IT?

johnny must be in shakespears new tragic love pedofile story, CAN HE DO IT?

apollo must fight an idiot who hates DD fans, CAN HE DO IT?

paul atishon must beat donald in the election, CAN HE DO IT?

ohnny must go to donalds party, CAN HE DO IT?

apollo must solve the mystery with the help of this really convenient tool, the spellcheck, CAN HE DO IT?

phoenix wright returns to harry potter world in teh world of phoenixsong, and he must now fight against the shipping culpibility act to save harry ron hermoine giny barrylawn and HIMSELF from DEATH, CAN HE DO IT!

ryunosuke and sherlock holmes must investigate this sequel and figure out why its not localized, CAN THEY DO IT?