A/N: READ THIS!! ITS A REAL ARTICLE.
NEW Doctor Who chief Steven Moffatt says Billie Piper will NOT return to the hit show — because her character Rose is "too needy".
Rose was last seen heading off into the sunset with a clone of the timelord at the end of the fourth series.
TV beauty Billie, 25, is 6½ months pregnant and does not plan to act next year. But Steven — who is taking over from Russell T Davies as writer and executive producer of the show — ruled out a Rose comeback.
He admitted he admired the Doc ditching Rose, saying: "You have to hand it to the Doctor for dumping a slightly needy girlfriend by palming her off on a copy of himself.
"He tried leaving her in a parallel universe and that didn't work!"
I HATE HIM!! NOT ONLY DID HE CREATE RIVER SONG BUT HE ALSO SAYS ROSE CAN NEVER RETURN!
Anyway on with the story although there's no point in telling Rose fans to enjoy it after reading that article. I'm so depressed now but stories do not write themselves...
"Hang on boyfriend!?" Sarah-Jane ignored the Doctors greeting and looked incredulously at thepair. Rose looked at the Doctor pleading him to explain but also not to as the nurse was still watching the scene.
"Umm, yes me and Rose are...well together." The Doctor stuttered. He had always hoped that he would be saying those words to someone, just not in this situation and it not actually being true.
"Since when did you date?" She asked looking at him as if he had grown another head. Rose had to stifle a giggle and managed a smirk as she watched the Doctor open and close his mouth like a goldfish as he tried to conger up some words. Luke and the nurse watched in confusion. Luke's eyebrows furrowed in their usual quite cute way as they often did when he got confused with relationships as he was only made a few months ago.
The Doctor managed to find his tongue again after a few minutes of everyone staring at each other.
"Why does everyone assume that I don't date. Rose didn't even think I danced before. Although I proved her wrong of course..."
Sarah-Jane muttered something under her breath which sounded something suspiciously like 'I bet you did.'
"Right." The nurse said shaking her head as if to clear this weird conversation from her head. "You Miss Tyler should be in bed you are unwell. Also, you should leave Miss Smith alone to talk with her son as she is also unwell." She finished in an authoritative tone.
"Hang on...son?" The Doctor asked ignoring the nurse completely. "I seen you a year ago and you didn't have a-" He looked Luke up and down, "A fourteen year old son then!" He said guessing Luke's age.
"Actually I'm only seven months old." Luke corrected making the nurse tut and roll her eyes.
"That's it I'm putting my foot down. This is ridiculous. I think you should visit the psychiatric department while your here. Miss Tyler get back to bed."
"Actually I think Sarah-Jane is feeling much better. I think she could go home because me and my boyfriend are here now to sort it out and we don't want Luke getting involved." Rose said shooting a pointed look at Sarah-Jane. The Doctor and the nurse looked at Rose confusedly like she was speaking a different language.
"Yes. She's right I feel much better now. Can I go home?" The nurse shook her head and said something about she'll get Doctor Luvitte to check her condition.
Rose rolled her eyes padding down the corridor defeated as the nurse ushered her back to her ward.
Rose found herself once again lying in bed staring at the boring white ceiling angrily. Lucky Doctor. He's not the one who has to pretend to be bed bound. Although she knew he couldn't do it in case they took blood samples and checked his heart rate and found more than they bargained for.
Then they would want to dissect him and that's not good at all. She contemplated over the time since meeting the Doctor she remembered feeling the excitement and adrenaline. She could also remember the pure love she felt whenever her and the Doctor touched or hugged after escaping a near death experience.
She wondered whether he felt that spark too. No she thought. Don't be stupid. Rose was a stupid child compared with the Doctor, her life span so minuscule to the Doctors. She contemplated this even after Sarah-Jane had left the hospital after saying goodbye of course.
Suddenly she was snapped out of her thoughts by people shouting about Rain raining upwards. The Doctor dashed from her side and looked out of the window. Suddenly the entire Hospital shook, knocking things of bedside cabinets and making people fall to the floor. She felt herself falling of the bed and hitting her head on the hard clinical floor. Then her vision was obscured by darkness as she lost consciousness.
Sorry I haven't got to the main bit yet I will speed it up I was just so eager to show Rose fans how selfish and stupid Steven Moffat is. Please review saying what you think of this chapter and what you think about the article up above. Thanks!