Nasty Naughty Boy

by Jester310

Kidd is too prideful and ignorant. Law is lost with an unspoken sentiment. Killer is enslaved with his sense of duty. Luffy believes he's in love yet he feels miserable. Veiled, this is their story of hopeless love. Perhaps, all they need is to bridge the gap of denial by admitting that love is many things –a scorching heat, a work of art, a healing balm and a timid bashfulness.

5. More Monsters Arrived!

Title: Nasty Naughty Boy

Chapter 5: More monsters arrived!

Summary: Having Kidd as the forth monsters is bad enough, imagine if they are more to come.

Warnings: A lot of OOC especially for the supernovas. But it was fun.

Song: Too Lost In You by Sugarbabes (the song was based on Law…8D)

A/N: everyone been asking me what's going on with Killer and Law after Kidd deliberately ditched them, and sure took me long enough to figure it out myself. Lolx! Anyway, read it and find out yourself although I'm sure you know pretty much their activities. Oh and, since so far there were only Kidd's and Killer's P.O.V, so in this chapter I included lots of Law's.

And just for fun, I've decided that Killer's animal theme will be lion and Law's is wolf (grey eyes baby), and yet to determine Eustass's. Any idea?

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Xoxoxoxoxoxoxox

--Still at Thousand Sunny—

Nine people sat around the table in the middle of the kitchen. The captain was smiling like he doesn't have anything to worry about, the cook smoking a cigarette and thinking what he should make for dinner, the archeologist just smiling like her usual self while sipping the steamy dark liquid, the swordsman dozing off in his seat, the shipwright taping the table absent mindedly, the musician was studying each of the crew's behavior, the doctor and the marksman wearing a worry expression on their face and the navigator so pissed and depressed with the whole situation they were forced into.

"So what are we going to do with our guest that sleeping in our quarter?" Sanji pointed out. Some of them just shrugged and the rest just sighed heavily. They were supposed to sail right after Luffy boarded the ship, but now the plan had to be suspended. Not with the extra baggage that arrived not too long ago.

Zoro yawned. "Just kicked him out."

"Zoro, we can't do that! He's our nakama!" Luffy exclaimed.

Annoyed, the blonde smacked the back of the teen's head. "Idiot! How many times do we have to tell you to stop picking up random people to be your nakama! We already have enough variation in the crews, from animal to robot so don't even think about adding a psychopath to this ship!"

"And I kept telling you, I'm not a robot! I'm a cyborg, so basically I'm still half human." Franky slammed the table as he tried to defend himself.

"Hey, both of you calm down. Sheezz..." Ussop sighed. All these bickering and arguing would get them nowhere as long their main problem was still sound asleep. It's a good thing Franky had made the room soundproof, so they wouldn't have to worry about waking up the sleeping beast.

"Luffy-san, what should we do?" Brooke looked at the young captain across him. Although without his eyeballs, everyone could pretty much tell he was boring his gaze through Luffy, expecting an answer that hopefully would solve their problem.

"Huh! You are asking me?"

"As much as I want to join the argument, you are still the captain of this ship, Luffy-san. So no matter how nonsense and ridiculous it is, I'll still respect your decision." Calmly, the musician uttered those words while the other crews just went silent. Brooke was right. Luffy might be a full time idiot, but he still holds the title of Captain and this wasn't the first as well as the last time they had to put up with Luffy's reckless attitude. So why need to bother with the consequences?

"Hmm~~" The teen hummed in thought, closing his eyes and tilting his head slightly which the movement mirrored together by the crews. Everyone looked somewhat anxious while waiting for the supernova.

Clapping his hands, the captain finally announced his long awaited decision. "I got it! We'll force them to make out!"

Everyone on the table did a perfect mimicry of a goldfish with their eyes bulging and mouth gaping, blood draining from their face as they tried to process what the black haired male just said. Even someone as bright as Robin and cheeky as Nami couldn't form any respond. All minds went blank and brains were simply stopped working. Why? BECAUSE… their stupid and naïve (so they thought) just suggested that Eustass Kidd, Trafalgar Law and Killer to do have sex on their ship! At Thousand Sunny!

"You want those three…" Ussop muttered, feeling nauseous, "to do 'that' here?"

"Oh sorry! I meant make up." He continued. "Friends aren't supposed to fight!"

A relief sigh escaped from the crew's lips, some of them were rubbing their chest to ease down the maddening heart beat. So he wasn't referring to that after all. But still, as crazy as the idea was, it still make sense and the sooner they help Kidd with his love life problem, the sooner they could get rid of him and continue on with their journey.

"Make up, huh." Zoro snorted. "Just how are we supposed to do that?"

"Well…" Robin began. "Since both Trafalgar Law and Killer are going to act like children, maybe we should just treat them like children."

Sanji groaned. "But they are not children. They're full grown men, supernovas to top that!"

"Nevertheless, all I could see is two children fighting over a toy." She added.

"Don't tell me we're going to lock them in the same room?"

Robin smiled. "If need be."

"I have the feeling that would only be counterproductive. The worst phenomenon to happen is them killing each other and we have to figure out how to explain to their crews about their death on our ship." The cook only managed to rub his temple at Robin's suggestion.

"Idea is an idea. At least it's better than nothing." Nami murmured next to her before sat herself up. She'd considered the very solution after hearing Robin. It might be dangerous, but hell, being the Mugiwara Crews is dangerous itself and they weren't given much choice at the moment.

"Franky, how long will it take for you to build a sturdy, unbreakable and impenetrable room?"

The shipwright shrugged. "Hmm… One or two hours are enough for me."

"Good, this ship has unused rooms so I want you to make one right now." The navigator ordered, as her mind obviously scheming something.

"You got it, aneki." Franky was about to make his way towards the door when Nami called her back.

"Oh, and Franky… Make it strong enough to accommodate three monsters inside."

"Aww! Super leave it to me!"

"And as for the rest you, here's the plan." She leaned closer and smacked Luffy's head in the process. "Pay attention, Luffy! None of this would happen if you didn't invite him in the first place!"

Large pink heart appeared in Sanji's eyes. "Waaaa~~ I love this part of Nami-san too~~"

XxXx Approximately 2 hour later xXxXxX

You look into my eyes

I go out of my mind

I can't see anything

Cos this love's got me blind

I can't help myself

I can't break the spell

I can't even try

Hell was raining down on the alley as metal clashing still could be heard from two carnivorous people, chunks of the building wall and debris flying everyone, none of the two showed any sign of giving up. So far, the fight between Law and Killer lasted a long time and still going on. There were few times when the brunette wanted to just stop their mindless, blood thirsty fight (he could no longer consider it as mere argument) to search for Kidd, but every time he's just about to move away from the alley, Killer would made 'over my dead body' gesture. Law didn't know how much time has passed while he was busy dodging the blonde's deadly attacks and not forgetting to counterstrike him while he was at it, but noticing how much the sun had shifted, it must have been at least two hours or so. Seriously, they might be the first to bicker, argue and eventually led to bloody battle that lasted more than hours.

"You just don't know when to die, Trafalgar." Killer said. Long scythes firmly attached to his hand guards. Law also brought out his nodachi.

"Like I would die by mere scratches…" Law replied smugly.

"Though you do have scratches, you also have broken bones. Do you think you can beat me like that?" The massacre man asked.

Law snorted. "Please, Mr. Killer. I couldn't help myself from thinking that you're underestimating me. Do I need to remind you I'm a doctor and these injuries I've inflicted won't affect much in my movements? Besides, who have the higher bounty here?"

"You are too full of yourself."

"That'll be you. Do you want to kill me that badly because you see me as threats to the crews or you are just angry that Kidd chooses me over you?" (A/N: seeing how Law is back at the human shop, I figured out he is the type of guy who loves to taunt other people.)

"Trafalgar Law, I'm warning you."

Bingo, Law thought. So Killer's ridiculous over protectiveness is actually based on jealousy and his crush on Kidd. Not because Kidd is his captain and his duty too watch over his crew's safety as a first mate.

I'm in over my head

You got under skin

I got no strength at all

In the state that I'm in

"Hah! So it's the second one then! Did Kidd plainly reject you?"

"Trafalgar!" Killer hissed out. At the count that no one would have been aware of, the blonde dashed forward and their weapon clashed.

Law had to admit, Killer was indeed a strong fighter just like what Kidd had mentioned and combined with the agility he has so far displayed throughout their fight, he is quite a dangerous foe. It was hard for the captain to use his power as he needed to concentrate to maintain 'room' and Killer to stay still, but seeing how the blonde moved around like a monkey; it was now up to his sheer strength to defend himself from getting beheaded.

Just then, something or rather someone had landed gracefully in between the two supernovas, causing both males to stop dead track. The tip of Law's nodachi was only about an inch from making contact with that person's neck and Killer's scythes already cut few strands of jet black hair.

"Mr. Mugiwara?" Law made a confused look. Mugiwara crews were on this island as well?

"Step aside, Mugiwara." The blonde said and readied himself to attack the brunette.

"You are looking for Kidd, right?" That surely brought their attention and two pair of eyes immediately focused on the teen.

"Shishishishishi. I know where he is!" Luffy exclaimed like he just brought with him the most wonderful news in the world but alas, it lightened up Law.

"Really? Can you tell me—Err… Mr. Mugiwara, why are you doing?" By now, Luffy's hand already stretched out, scooping both Law and Killer.

"Thousand Sunny is in that direction…"

Even Killer was also confused to do anything. "Oi, what are you planning…"

The teen only flashed a smile like his usual self while his other free hand extended forward, not stopping for almost ten seconds. "Ready? Gomu-gomu no… ROCKETTT!"

The brunette cringed as he tightly gripped his nodachi. "I really have a bad feeling about THIIIIIIIIIISSSSS!" Were all Law managed to voice out before the three of them flew.

XxXxXx Back to Thousand Sunny xXxXxX

There was a sudden loud crash came from the ship's deck, followed by soft grunts and laughter. All the partially surprised crews rushed over to see the horrific yet comical scene before them. Luffy was at the center of the deck, laughing raucously while clutching his stomach. Next to him were two unconscious bodies, both of them heavily covered with bruised and scratches which half of it might be caused by the brutal landing. The brunette was on his back, limbs spread apart and still dead to the world. The blonde only few feet away from the brunette and has started to regain his consciousness but his brain was barely in one piece as he had landed non-gracefully, head first on the hard carpeted floor. The evidence could be seen by the visible tiny cracks that formed on his mask.

"That was so much fun!" Luffy wheezed.

And my knees are weak

And my mouth can't speak

Fell too far this time

"My head…" Killer groaned, trying to regain his footing but somehow and mysteriously Law's nodachi (which slipped from his grip right before the landing) came falling from the sky and landed on Killer's head, making the man to do face-plant into the ground again. Only this time, he tripped over his own feet and landed on his enemy instead, his already cracked masked hit the brunette's chest. Hard. The impact stirred Law.

Law cracked his eyes open. "Ooff… What the…" For the supernova, waking up to find a familiar blonde on top of him is unnerving to say at least. Especially since the said blonde had tried to kill him just now.

"Aaaagghh!" Law sat up immediately. "Damn you Killer! Get the hell off of me! And stop fucking touching me!" (A/N: I've been dying to write where Law freaks )

The captain shoved the massacre man off of him as horror and confusion started to choke him, which started another shouting match. They were both exhausted from hours of clashing their weapons, so bickering was all they could manage right now. The shouting ended with an uncharacteristic cough behind them.

Standing around them were a very amused (and some of them annoyed) Mugiwara Crews.

"Mr. Mugiwara…" Law broke the silence with his usual low tone voice. "You said you knew where Mr. Kidd is. Do you mind telling me then?" Although it puzzled him why they were brought to Mugiwara's ship, but he ignored his curiosity as knowing Kidd's whereabouts comes first.

"Oh Kidd? He's actually—" But the young captain didn't get he chance giving out the info as Killer's scythes already rotating and his murderous aura was back on track.

"I thought I told you Trafalgar. I won't let you near Kidd." Killer said, approaching Law threateningly.

The brunette rolled his eyes. "Good Lord… Why can't you except that Kidd just likes me better?"

The lion just won't give up, will he? Law thought. True, in one glance one can say that Law is an extremely laid back type of guy but there are still certain departments that can make him rather competitive. When he's in competitive mode, he will eventually become ungodly childish, and he won't give up until victory was on his side! Law could remember clearly as daylight the first time he encountered Eustass Captain Kidd. During that time he was in the Auction House, observing the auctioning in boredom when he heard rough voice mentioning his name. He turned his head to the direction of the noise. Grey eyes widened as they took in the tall, absolutely sexy person who stood leaning against the wall casually, surrounded by his crews. The brunette could feel his blood heat a little the second his eyes locked with his pair of blood shed eyes as he'd never seen such a vibrant shade before. It was simply stunning. Next there's the body. Truly a work of godly art that owed to be drooled over although he slightly cursed the bandoleer that blocked his view at the musculature of his naked torso. His skin was dead pale, contrast with Law's tan one. Then, those piercing crimson eyes stared back at him in interest and Kidd flashed an absolutely sexy smirk that made the brunette's heart pound in his chest rapidly and his knees sagged, just a little. The combination of the man whole appearance, from his eyes, body, down to his smirk are what made Eustass Kidd down hell breathe taking.

Baby, I'm too lost in you

Caught in you

Lost in everything about you

So deep, I can't sleep

I can't think

I just think about the things that you do (you do)

I'm too lost in you

(Too lost in you)

And then, there's that dark murderous aura exploded angrily around the red haired captain. Care to guess? It was Killer's, and of course, Kidd seemed unnoticed with the sudden changes atmosphere. Even with the full head helmet, Law could feel the first mate was giving him a death glare.

Maybe Killer saw him as a dangerous foe, Law previously thought. Oh how he should have guessed the true meaning behind those glares.

And after departing from Sabaody Archipelago, he found himself thinking non-stop about Kidd. Nothing had fascinated the doctor as much as the redhead had, even his meeting with an interesting fellow such as Mugiwara no Luffy and other supernovas have been long forgotten. Sure, Eustass Kidd is indeed notorious pirate who quick to resort to violence and tend to slaughter everyone who ever laughed at his ambition, not that Law has the right to criticize him since he is pretty infamous for his cruelty. But Law couldn't avoid himself from reacting to the raw magnetisms that Kidd seemed to exude without any effort. He wondered if it has something to do with Kidd Devil Fruit power (his body does act like magnet after all). The rest was history and they are now officially an item. Together. Lovers. Dating. Romeo and Juliet. Or whatever people might call.

ooh

Well you whispered to me

And I shiver inside

You undo me and move me

In ways undefined

And you're all I see

And you're all I need

Help me baby (help me baby)

Help me baby (help me now)

Putting Kidd aside for a while, his true puzzlement right now evolved around the lanky masked man. His first impression on Killer was as violence as his captain, yet less arrogant, mild mannered and not one to lose his collectiveness. But the one standing before him only have anger and jealousy singing through his body. When Law figured that the blonde was having a crush on his captain, he couldn't be more shocked and worried maybe? To be honest, Law hadn't expected Killer to be so perceptive of his emotions while holding the title of Massacre Man and when his relationship with Kidd was found out, Law was aware Killer had, non-verbally declared war on him. The declaration had somehow set the doctor's nerve on edge. He was well informed that Killer and Kidd grew up together and obviously the blonde have known Kidd for the longest but that isn't the main point. The point is it's him that Kidd in love with! (Love sounded pansy but that's the truth). Though he knew that is no way the redhead would admit it loud. So where did the blonde get extra balls to accuse him for stealing his captain! Kidd is his boyfriend and all of sudden Killer treated him like he's the third person who's wrecking their relationship. Some nerve! Does he really expect him to give up on Kidd? Well, tough luck. When Law wants something, and really wants it, he usually gets it.

Cos I'm slipping away

Like the sand to the tide

Falling into your arms

Falling into your eyes

If you get too near

I might disappear

I might lose my mind

Suddenly, Law felt something warm dripping down his left cheek. He wiped off the substance with the back of his tattooed hand and saw red liquid smeared over it.

Oh shit! He was so much in thought he had forgotten about the pissed masked man that wanted to behead him. Law began to sweat. He managed to dodge Killer's attacks, but they were all a hair width from hitting him. One misstep, he'll be digging his own grave. Quickly, he made his way to his sword and picked it up.

"Room." A spherical space started to form around them and Killer decided to dash towards Law before the circle completed.

The navigator gritted her teeth as she began to get impatient. How much simpleton can these guys be! "Robin."

Even without any instruction, Robin knew exactly her job. "My pleasure, Miss Navigator."

"Huit fleur…"

Four pair of hands appeared: One pair switched off Killer's rotating scythes and removed the hand guards from his hands in one swift movement. One more pair grabbed Law's nodachi, snatching it from the captain's grip before tossing it to the floor and out of the brunette's reach. As for the other two remaining pairs which appeared on the floor, they grabbed both Killer's and Law's legs, causing both supernovas to trip over the hands glamorously and fall face first into the grassy floor. For Killer, that was the third time in one day he fell in such embarrassing style, more cracks seemed to form on his mask.

"Ow!" A shrill came from both men as they landed with a loud 'thunk', while their hands were pinned behind their backs, totally immobilized their movements.

"Robin…" Ussop called out while holding his thumb up. "Good job! You've just stopped two monsters from killing each other."

Knowing that it was Robin who's behind those assaults, Killer snarled. "Let go of me, woman."

Robin chuckled. "Temper, Killer-san. Temper. No wonder Eustass-san ran away from you."

"Pfft." Law snorted. "Maybe it's because he's just plain creepy."

"Trafalgar…" Killer growled, his voice coated with anger.

"Seriously, I don't understand how Kidd can put up with a creepy guy and zero sense of humor like you." The brunette added, provoking Killer even more. It worked.

Gods, Killer had never wanted to kill another person as much as he wanted to off this northern guy. He doesn't think he even wanted to kill the supernova Urouge as much as he wanted to behead the perverted wolf. Not only was he beyond irritating because he couldn't explain himself properly to Kidd (and apologize), but the annoying Surgeon of Death just kept on blabbering about things that other people aren't supposed to know. Especially to people like Mugiwara Crews!

"Say more, I'll gouge out your throat with my own bare hands so you won't be able sprouting nonsense anymore." Killer struggled against the restrain. His voice burning even more in anger.

For the first time in his life, Law actually felt his heart skip a beat hearing Killer's promise and he thought he was probably screwed this time. When the doctor playfully decided that Killer's animal theme would be lion, it does fit him perfectly. The way he growled, the hair, the violence, the possessive manner towards his mate (although Kidd IS actually Law's), and the brunette wouldn't be surprised anymore if he grow claws and fangs next. People call lions the 'king of beast' that obeys the rule of 'survival of the fittest', so it'll be natural for Killer if he wants to aim straight for his nice, long, tanned neck and ends in his life in one go. Alright, maybe it wasn't a good idea provoking a carnivore beast after all.

I'm going in crazy in love for you baby

(I can't eat and I can't sleep)

I'm going down like a stone in the sea

Yeah, no one can rescue me

(No one can rescue me)

"Both of you shut up!" Nami cried out in desperation.

And they did.

"Law! Another taunt from you, I'll personally rip your tongue off and feed it to wild animals!" The brunette concluded he better shut up if he didn't want to die.

"And you too, Killer!" The blonde flinched. "Stop swinging around your scythes, it's so goddamn annoying! Do you want cut our ship into pieces!"

Both men actually quivered a bit, because the look that the copper haired woman was giving was so demonic, it felt their life was choked. The feeling was worse than Silver Rayleigh's haki.

Nami sighed. It felt like having she had two 10 years old kids, only kids don't fight with sword and scythes.

"Now, on your feet and follow me." She said, striding forward.

"Don't order me around." The doctor grumbled.

She stopped abruptly and turned her head back. Dark eyes flashed in annoyance.

"Did you say something?"

"Nothing ma'am." This woman was way too scary to argue with.

… She was right. Maybe he should stop flipping off other people.

The two captives somewhat managed to stand up slowly after their legs freed from the offending hands. As they made their way to the second floor of the aft of the ship, Law couldn't help but wondering where they were directed to, but wherever it was, it gave the doctor a bad vibe. They were sandwiched between the navigator at the front and the archeologist at the back, with their weapons confiscated. So he highly doubted he could escape that easily if he wanted to.

Eventually, they stopped in front of the door marked 'DANGER!'. Law raised an eyebrow. Nami opened the door and beckoned them to go inside but didn't enter the room, only standing at the door. They stepped inside and the captain quickly studied the room. Nothing much could be found except a complete sunken table and low sofas, a washroom situated at the entrance. From one glance, the room looked ordinary enough, but with an observation skill such as Law's, he could tell the room had somewhat reinforced. His thoughts were halted by the navigator when she started to talk.

"Alright then boys, wait here for a while and try not to kill each other." She said, turning her eyes on the men. Robin made a small gesture and their hands were freed. Law smiled widely as he rolled his wrists to get the blood flowing. The copper haired women then joined in by Robin before closing the door behind them.

"So, shall we play games while waiting for them?" The brunette was bored and Killer had been content to sit on the sofa in awkward silence, but apparently, Law was restless.

"Don't speak to me so casually." He said dryly. Although he still wanted to throttle Law, he was too tired and antsy about the idea being locked up here. What exactly are they planning?

Law grunted, and sat on the sofa across the blonde, nonplussed about what to do.

I'm lost in you

I'm lost in you

I'm lost in everything about you

So deep (so deep), I can't sleep

I can't think

I just think about the things that you do (you do)

I'm too lost in you

(Too lost in you)

Kidd awoke to find he was being unceremoniously kicked out of the sofa onto the hardwood floor. He looked up at the blonde cook before standing and rubbing his ass.

"Tch, do you really have to that?" He grumbled.

Instead of answering the question, Sanji only motioned for Kidd to follow, and then grabbed the redhead by an arm and pulled him from his spot when there was no respond. Kidd yanked his hand and glared at him.

"No need to get grabby." He complained. "I can walk just fine."

"Well, hurry up then. We don't have all day." Sanji snapped.

"Where are we going?" The captain asked, not moving from where he was standing.

The cook sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. "Just follow and you'll know."

"Where. Are. We. Going?" The figure didn't even twitch, only narrowed his eyes more.

"Like I said, you'll know when you get there!" He gritted his teeth. The blonde just couldn't understand the reluctance, but really, for a supernova with the highest bounty, he was sure stubborn like a child.

"Well, screw you. I'm still sleepy." Kidd sat down back in the sofa.

Sanji let out a frustrated sigh. "You know what?" He asked, getting on his feet. "Fuck it. I'm getting Nami-san."

"What?"

The blonde looked at the supernova with a scowl. "I'm calling her so she can drag your ass." He spun on his heels and walked towards the door.

"Wait, hold on!"

Sanji stopped. He wasn't sure what Kidd was upset about now, but he sounded desperate enough.

"Alright. You win. I'm coming."

The cook turned to face the redhead. Kidd seemed anxious.

"Just… you don't need to call for her, okay?" He stood up and walked towards Sanji.

"Why?"

Kidd said in a soft voice, Sanji had to strain his ears to hear those mumbles. "I don't really like the idea getting knocked down by a woman."

Finally, Sanji sighed in relief and slam shut the door behind them. He led the way to the 'special' room, trailed by Kidd. The redhead spent the rest of the walking thinking where they were going and he felt a deep burning sensation in his chest when Nami and Robin came within his sight, as if they were expecting him. Few more steps and they stopped in front of a door.

"Ready?" Sanji stood forward between Kidd and the door. The captain didn't reply. He watched mutely as Sanji pushed open the door and followed about three steps behind.

Kidd appeared from behind the cook to get a better view. The room was as big as the men's quarter, only more spacious since nothing much occupied the room. Only a sunken table and sofas. The rest though…

There were someone else, sitting on the sofas and stared back at him with surprise on their face.

Crimson eyes widened to epic proportions as he recognized who the two people were. Kidd tried to make his mouth to form words, but ended up making 'KHACK' sound as he chocked on his own spit.

"Y-you!" He finally managed to choke out.

"Mr. Kidd…" Law's mouth moving slightly as Kidd shrank back against Sanji.

"Kidd…?" Killer gaped. He was more shocked at his captain sudden appearance.

He stood there for a minute as he was left with dozens of questions with no idea which to ask. Kidd finally settled with on with one.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE!"

Kidd's scream was heard echoing throughout Thousand Sunny, but no one really care. Except for maybe Chopper, who almost dropped the medicine bottles he was holding.

--TBC--

A/N: Kidd seemed to be scared with Law and Killer but everyone will be horrified having those two more monster on the ship especially when he just practically ditched them. So hopefully readers won't complain much.

Chopper didn't appear much in this chapter and also the previous, so I sort of feel sorry for him. But he'll be coming out a lot in the next chapter. 8D