Disclaimer: I don't own Darkwing or any affiliated characters from the Darkwing Duck show. Disney owns Darkwing to whom I am grateful for the inspiration. I am not making a penny off this. I am using this as writing practice. I am doing it for pleasure and to get feedback in order to become a better writer. Characters not contained in the original Darkwing Duck series are my own creation and as such are my copyrite. Please read enjoy and review. Thanks.

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"So... What are we going to call you?" asked Bushroot.

"Call me?" asked sandy.

"Ya. What's you're super villain name?" said Bushroot.

"My super villain name?" asked Sandy.

"Ya. Your name. Your name. What's your name?" asked Bushroot.

"Sandy Day" answered Sandy.

As soon as she said her name Liquidator began to laugh.

"What?" asked Sandy.

"Tsk Tsk Tsk. No. No. No. That won't do. That won't do at all." said Quackerjack. "that's no go, Joe" piped up Mr. Banana Brain's voice.

"If you're going to be a super villain in Negaduck's gang you are going to need a new name" said Bushroot.

"What's wrong with my OWN name?!" asked Sandy.

"Do you REALLY think ANYONE would be afraid of a name like THAT?" asked Quackerjack?

"ALL SUPERVILLIANS take new names" said Megavolt.

"Ok so what was your name before then?" Asked Sandy.

"It was... um it was... Don;t tell me I know this one" said Megavolt. "It was..."

"His name used to be Elmo Sputterspark" said Quackerjack.

"Ooh no fair! I would have got it." whined Megavolt.

"Sure you would... Sparky"

"Ooh DONT CALL ME SPARKY!" yelled Megavolt as he tried to zap Quackerjack.

"But what's wrong with my OWN name?" asked Sandy again.

"Well... First of all, IF you use your OWN name people are going to know who you are." said Bushroot.

"So..." said Sandy.

"Well they'll be able to find you if they know your name. They'll know where you live." said Bushroot.

"How will they know that? I don't even know that! I can't remember it myself" said Sandy. Then she started to panic again. "I can't remember! Oh GAWD I can't remember!"

"You don't have to remember. You're here with us now" said Liquidator.

"I don't? Oh..." said Sandy, calming down again.

"If you use your real name the cops will find out where you live and arrest you. You can't use your real name. You need a new one. You need a super villain name." said Bushroot.

"I don't want to be arrested" whined Sandy. "Why would I be arrested?"

Talking to Sandy really WAS more annoying then talking to Megavolt thought Bushroot, but he continued anyways trying to make her understand. "You'll be arrested for being a super villain" he said.

"Why would I be arrested for being a super villain?" Sandy asked "I'm no super villain".

"WE"RE ALL Supervillains here said Bushroot. "Isn't that right guys?".

Liquidator, Quackerjack and Megavolt nodded and confirmed it.

"Uh huh"

"Uh huh"

"Yep"

"And now that you're a part of the gang you're a super villain too." said Bushroot.

"I am?" asked Sandy. Then she asked "Does that mean I can trash every music store and free all the instruments?"

Bushroot, Quackerjack and Liquidator's jaws dropped to the floor as she said this.

"F...f.. free all the instruments?" Quackerjack asked.

"And the Cd's and the cassettes and the records and the dvd's too?" asked Sandy.

Shaking his head and thinking to himself 'Great. First Megavolt wants to free all the light bulbs and appliances, and now she wants to free all the music and musical instruments. What next?' "I guess so" said Bushroot a little warily.

"So I need a new name?" Sandy asked.

The 4 villains nodded.

"So what should it be?" asked Sandy.

"You're you're asking US our opinions?" stammered Bushroot in amazement.

"Well ya. If I'm going to be in your gang I think I should have a name you all approve of or at least don't mind. Besides you all have more experience picking super villain names I mean you already have your's right?" said Sandy.

"Blossom rat? Flora Rat? Posy Rat?" Suggested Bushroot.

"Aquatica Rat? Watera Rat? Cee Cee Rat?" suggested the Liquidator.

"Dolly Rat? Bally Rat? Molly Rat?" suggested Quackerjack.

"Wattalotta Rat? Voltra Rat? Electra Rat?" offered Megavolt.

Saying each name over to herself Sandy mumbled through the names. "Blossom Rat? Ew yuck. Flora Rat? Blech. Posy Rat? What am I? A bouquet? Aquatica Rat? Watera Rat? Ick Too wet both of them. Cee Cee Rat? Nah. Dolly rat? What am I? A toy? Balley Rat? What am I a fitness club? A basketball? Hell nah. Bally? No way. Wattalotta? No way! I can just see the puns now. Voltra Rat? Hmm not bad. Still... Hmm Electra Rat. Electra rat. I think I like it. Yes! I like it!"

"Electra Rat! I'm Electra Rat!" Sandy said as she assumed the name of Electra rat. "But why rat? Is it like because I'm a villain or something?" asked Electra Rat formerly known as Sandy.

"No actually it's because you're a rat" said Bushroot.

"A rat?" said Electra Rat. Then she fainted.

When she came to Electra Rat said "I need a mirror." then she repeated herself. "Mirror!"so Bushroot got her a mirror. As soon as sandy got the mirror she looked into it. Then she broke it and began to laugh hysterically for several minutes. The other villains stared, not understanding what was so funny to her or why she was laughing.

"Whats the big joke?" asked Quackerjack. "Whats funny honey?" piped up Mr Banana Brain's voice. But she didn't answer them.

"I'm a rat" Electra Rat said. "I can't believe it. I'm a rat."she said under her breath. "What the heck did I ever do in my past life to deserve this. A rat. Oookie. So I'm an electric rat." she said. Then she asked out load "So now what?."

"Let's watch tv" said Quackerjack.

"Watch tv? I don't want to watch tv." whined megavolt.

"Aw come on. It'll be fun...Sparky." said Quackerjack.

"DONT CALL ME SPARKY!" shouted Megavolt as he tried to zap Quackerjack. "Ok but only if I get to pick the show" said Megavolt.

"You picked last time" said Quackerjack.

"Did not!"

"Did too!!"

"Did not!"

"Did too! Did Too! Did too!" yelled Quackerjack. Then he said. "You just don't remember."

"I do so remember." said Megavolt.

"Then tell me what day it is." Said Quackerjack.

It's... It's damn I know this. It's... Thursday!" said megavolt.

"WRONG! said Quckerjack "Today is Tuesday. Point proven. I pick."

As they turned on the tv Electra walked by it on her way to the bathroom. The picture went to static.

"Whats wrong with the tv?" asked Quackerjack.

Wrong? Nothing's wrong with the tv. I just stole it yesterday. What could be wrong with it?" said Megavolt.

As Sandy got farther away from the tv the picture cleared.

"There see?" said Megavolt. "Nothings wrong. Told you so".

Liquidator had been lazily watching the two. As Electra passed by the tv again on her way back from the washroom, the tv went to static again. Liquidator noticed it.

"There see? You're tv's broken again" said Quackerjack.

"Is not"

"Is too"

"Is not"

"Is too"

Electra finished passing by the tv and it cleared again. Liquidator made a note to look to see if it happened again and if it happened with other electronic devices when she passed them. If it did 'then he'd tell Negaduck about it. It could come in handy'.

"Guys forget the tv, you can watch it later. We have to get back to Negaduck" said Bushroot.

"Oh you spoil all our fun" said Quackerjack pouting.

"We can't go to Negaduck yet" said Megavolt.

"And just why not?" asked bushroot. "We did waht he wanted. We got her to join our gang didn't we?"

"Yes but she's not ready yet." said Megavolt.

"Not ready? What do you mean she's not ready?" asked Bushroot, not understanding why Megavolt thought Electra wasn't ready to go meet Negaduck yet.

"She hasn't got a costume yet" said Megavolt in a way that suggested he thought Bushroot was stupid for not realizing that she didn't have a costume so she wasn't ready to be a supervillain yet.

"She's not dressed for the part" agreed Quackerjack.

"That's right, dwight" peeped up Mr Banana brains voice.

"So then what do you suggest?" asked Bushroot. "Take her out shopping for supervillain clothes?"

"That's a great idea!" yelled Megavolt.

"Aw... But I wanted to watch tv" whined Quackerjack.

"You can watch tv later Quackerjack." said Bushroot. "It's only reruns anyway. And you've seen them 20 times already."

"Surveys say you can play dressup and fool everybody in St. Canard into thinking your somebody else" suggested Liquidator, since he did SEE the point that she COULD use a costume. 'Her clothes were rather dumpy' Liquidator thought 'And not only that, they looked like they had seen better days, what with the scorch marks and all.'

Bushroot walked over to where Electra was sitting. She was reading the paper. "We've been discussing your wardrobe' said Bushroot.

"Why?" asked Electra.

"We think you need a new wardrobe." said Bushroot.

"I need a new wardobe?" asked Electra. "WHAT is WRONG with MY WARDROBE?" she said very loudly, almost yelling.

Bushroot saw a few sparks jumping on her and thought 'If she's anything at all like Megavolt those sparks are NOT a good sign. Better be careful how I phrase this.' Then bushroot said "Well you are going to be a supervillain now, and you decided you needed a new name. How about picking a new wardobe to go with that new name? To totally distance yourself from your non super villain alias. So you look different in costume then out and people will find it harder to figure out who you are."

"Well... I don't know. I kind of like what I'm wearing" said Electra.

"Come on it'll be fun"

"Well ok. I guess." said Electra. As soon as she said that Quackerjack and Megavolt went and changed and put street clothes on over their costumes. Then the 3 of them left to go shopping for Electra's new super villain clothes.