Well, the continued bit of me being off my rocker goes on for a second chapter. Now if somebody can build me the said rocker, I will gladly not be on it. Along with me not being on it, Edna Link will not be on it as well. She's part of me and equally crazy. Don't mind her. All crazy, mental people talk funny and make up their own sounds. Then again, Kuwabara makes the strangest sounds somehow and it's amazing how well he pulls off not looking mental. Except to Hiei. And sometimes Yusuke.

Irony: I kind of know what it means. You say it like "I-run-knee". Like, I say I'm off my rocker but I, in fact, do not have a rocker. I really wish I did though and could put a pillow on the back of the chair that says,"I am currently off my rocker". This way one could read it if I were in fact not on my rocker, but if I were on my rocker...the reader would not know any better as I am hiding the words. Bwahahaha. That would be one wicked awesome rocker pillow.

"Uh… I'll bring in some tea. You can take a seat here until then."

I shook my head and set my boots down on the floor. I grin over at him. "That's okay my little Kookaburra bird. This temple is way amazing. I'm gunna look around."

He scratched his check. "That's okay I suppose. Just stay in this room for now. I'll be back in a few minutes, okay?"

Nodding, I took a short run and slid on my socks across the floor. "Gomen. Had to do it. Too much fun. Go on then. I've never had tea before; it'll be nice to try some."

He gave a grin. "Now's your chance to try some then! Yukina—!" Abruptly he stopped and glanced down. He threw up a fist, giving an impressive stance and grin. "Hee hee! Yukina makes the best tea! Just you wait and see!"

He ran off and I hurriedly tip toed over to the door. This was interesting. Did something happen between my little Kookaburra bird and Yukina? I grinned to myself. "Hee. Always wanted to call his character that 'cause he's the humor guy but a great guy. Kuwabara sits in the old gum tree… But it's not right when he's forcing a laugh out. Then you know something is really wrong. Ma! I'll just have to have fun in my little dream world. I cannot really be in Japan."

I glanced back around and eyed over the room. It was the same room set up as the one movie. Two pillows (were they called pillows?) sat on the floor—one for him and one for me. Really, I had to wonder who had sat on these pillows before.

"…Chit. No, plane out shit. Shit. Yusuke Urameshi could have farted on that pillow. Not so much the fart bit, although he probably would have, but Yusuke Urameshi could have sat there. Strangeness!"

I poked at the two pillows and briefly wondered if I should write on one of them, claiming it mine so no one could fart on it.

"Wait. I'm here. Dream world or not, I could be on camera like the show! If it is a dream, it is my dream, so what if I look an idiot? If it isn't a dream, then I cannot be labeled crazy as it is a show…"

I rushed over to the sliding door and stood facing the inside of the room. "Right. There should be the camera of when Kurama entered in during the movie thing, straight in front of me. Hello viewers! I apologize if you are Japanese but English does seem to be popular to learn here, so hopefully you do understand all I say. If not, well, it doesn't matter then, ne? I am Edna Link, some character of this story. I do not know if I am the main character, though if I am dreaming, then of course I am the main character… Anyway, I am 17 years old and supposed to be in Iowa…but oddly enough, I'm in Japan. In Master Genkai's Temple of all places. With Kazuma Kuwabara apparently. And Yukina somewhere is making tea for me. …Yukina's making tea for me!?!"

Laughing, I wave to the camera or just act like an idiot in my own dream, and race off down the hallway.

"YUKINA! Oh, Yukina!"

Oh, person! I skidded and ran around them. "Gomen," I yelled out behind me. Then I spotted Kazuma looking around a doorway up ahead. "Hey!"

"Er... I thought I asked you to stay in there."

"Awww, Kookaburra bird... I don't stay in one place for very long. Sa! Where's Yukina?"

I look around expectedly and grinned as I saw Yukina around Kazuma. Found her! And then I could feel my smile freeze. I pointed at the smaller girl.

"That's not right! I know I'm probably one of the few fans that approve of this but, why isn't Kazuma hugging you!? Why is Jin hugging you!?"

I pause and Kazuma begins to motion for me to leave. Jin's wide blue eyes were blinking curiously at me. Oh yeah... I was speaking English and I am currently in Japan. But I would think Jin could speak English for the whole Irish accent thing... Yukina said something in Japanese; I should get Kookaburra bird to translate later, and handed the tea tray to him. The tray pressed into my back.

"We should talk in the other room and figure this out," he said pointedly and then called back a loud thank you to Yukina over his shoulder. At least I know the Japanese for that one.

"Ma. That's some irony though to the fans of Yukina and Touya getting together. Honto?"

Kazuma led me back down the hallway. "Yes, really. And we really need to talk now."

He closed the sliding door behind them, setting down the tea tray, and then looked up with narrowed eyes at me. "How do you know Jin and Touya?"

I blinked and remembered the pillow. Oh yeah, I forgot to grab a marker to mark my own pillow so no one like Yusuke could fart on it. I doubt Jin or Touya would do that... Okay, so, Jin seemed a likely candidate to do that as well but he would probably blow it away.

"Okay, my little Kookaburra bird, I need a permanent marker for my pillow so no one else can sit and fart on it. Then I want you to steal some robes from Kurama because obsessive fan girls will make me rich off of E-Bay. And some headbands from Hiei. Top prizes if you can manage to steal me some undergarments. I'll split half with you and you can spend your money being a rich man and laughing at fan girls who hate you. Ma! Don't worry. I cannot be the only fan who appreciates your character. Moooe. But should I apologize to you right now? My favorite character is Hiei. Probably because he plays tough guy and threatens people and seems so easy to tease. Hee!"

"Uhhhh. Fan girls? Character? Wait! You LIKE shorty!!!???"

I burst out into laughter. "Ma! That was too good of a face NOT to say it! Ohhh! I can do better than that though, yes I can!"

I must admit, the face he was making just goaded me on. Who could not laugh at the many faces of Kazuma Kuwabara? He looked all sorts of frightened.

"The fans don't like pairing you up with Yukina much. Search fan based stories long enough and you'll see that they prefer you to be gay and a bit too friendly with your teammates if you get my drift. Which then I must say they are idiots. Ka! Idiots, yes indeed! You played hooky because Yusuke made you dream about giving him a kiss of life where he was glowing golden and everything! Don't worry, the very bad nickname among the fans I will never say to you Kazuma! You're my little Kookaburra bird!"

I paused and then realized the words of the song. Laughing nervously I restated, "Where gay means happy, the proper use of the word."

He sputtered. And he screamed. And beat his head with fists. "I'm older now! And my mind is--! That's advanced mental anguish and it ain't leaving my head! I'm not--! I'm totally into girls! I never had that dream with Yusuke! Why would anyone think we were--!"

I nodded solemnly and raised a finger. "Nor with any other teammates. Even if some of your high school girls mistakenly thought you and Kurama were dating. Or even, the rated M fan based stories staring you and Hiei. Sometimes I wish there was good smut in the fan-based world that was guy and girl and not so much guy on guy action. Maybe its the whole more forbidden thing and so the writers pull out all the strings that hold them back from writing similar smut from the far more traditional sense. Um... Kookaburra bird?"

Perhaps I went overboard I thought as I looked down at Kazuma's swirling eyes.

"Ma! Oh well! Probably will scare him into believing what I say on him being a character from a manga and anime show. I'll be sure to do that when he wakes up anyway... Oops. I should have explained now. Why did I get off subject anyway?"

Let's see, there was the whole fan based stories and bad pairings, hooky, too good not to say it, he screamed something about me liking 'Shorty', I made fun of Hiei's tease ablity, rich man, E-Bay, obsessed fan girls, undergarments, farts...

"Ha! I got off subject because he set down the tea tray next to the pillows and marking my territory had gone momentarily forgotten. Hum, I still need a permanent marker too. And Kookaburra here needs to be conscious so I can tell him how he was invented by some fat dude's head! I should make that sound better... Invented by the dude who married the chick who created Sailor Scouts? Sounds better."

So I went running back down the hallway screaming for Yukina hoping she could understand pantomime.