Title: Caught In the Act

Summary: Shepard catches Garrus blowing off steam solo in the mako... Hilarity and sexiness follows!

Setting: ME1
Dis: I don't own ME

.

.

.

Commander Danielle Shepard leaned against the metallic wall of the elevator as it descended into Engineering and Storage. It was dinner time and everyone had been in the mess eating. Ashley and Tali had been at a table conversing about the Geth while Wrex had been making Liara pale with the tales of his exploits as a Merc. What Dani had noticed that night, and a few before, was that Garrus was no where to be found. She knew it wasn't because the food was bad and he was skipping dinner,. On their last trip to the Citadel Shepard had come upon some wondrous rations for both the dextro and levo members of her crew.

They had just finished up taking on Dr. Saleon a few days ago and Shepard had noticed more of a kick in his turian step. She thought he was happy here but this isolation spoke volumes and it was up to her as a Commander to try and find a solution. As the elevator doors opened she heard nothing and didn't even see him. Taking timid steps she stepped closer and closer to the Mako he worked so hard on. He had actually praised her the other day for getting better at driving the thing, considering she had driven it off a mountain just a week ago, the thrusters being the only thing that had kept them from going SPLAT.

Movement inside the Mako had her smirking. Of course he'd be working on the damn thing instead of eating! He worked too hard, and Shepard had to wonder if he wasn't a little OCD when it came to the maintenance of the Mako as well as his weapons. Once he had seen a scuff on her sniper rifle and had offered to clean and calibrate her weapons... She had agreed and her weapons never had worked as well before but now she was tempted to scuff her rifle again just to see his reaction to it...

More movement in the Mako had her sticking her head in. There, sitting on the bench, was Garrus sitting in full armor save for a lower piece which was sitting right next to him. His gloved hand had three digits wrapped around a fully erect penis, the wet sound as he pumped his member echoing in her ears as well as the desperate keening sound at the back of his throat.

She gasped and the turian that had been relaxed with his head lulled back and mandibles spread in pleasure froze mid-stroke. His closed eyes snapped open, bright blue focusing in on her violet. She heard the sharp intake of air as he reached for his armor to cover himself. It was dark and shadowed in the Mako so Garrus's blush was hidden.

"Sh-Shepard!"

"Garrus!" Dani's mind was screaming for her to leave. Her embarrassment was painted on her cheeks and though her feet wouldn't move her eyes went from his now covered member to the spot directly behind his head. "I'm... I'm so sorry! I..."

"Can... Can you give me a second?" he asked, voice soft.

"Yeah! I..." Her body finally listened and she sagged against the outside of the Mako as she heard the seals of his lower armor being put back into place. She didn't have to wait much longer before he was exiting the Mako. They both stood there awkwardly, her unable to look at him while he rubbed at the back of his neck in a human way... Or did turian's do this too?

"I'm so fucking sorry," said Dani, looking down at her Alliance boots. "I... If I had known I..."

"I'm sorry, too. I should have locked the Mako doors or something. I... I wasn't expecting you or anyone for a while so..."

Getting over her shock, Shepard finally felt comfortable in her shoes. Shrugging off the incredibly embarrassing moment she looked up at him with a smirk as her eyes then trailed down to his lower armor. She felt some of her power come back to her as he shifted in his place.

"In the Mako, Garrus?" she asked teasingly.

"Uh... There really isn't anywhere else to go to get some privacy on this ship. Human ships are much more... Prudish than a turian frigate."

"How do you mean?"

Garrus, very awkwardly, commented on how turian's handle stressful situations. Shepard was surprised, what with how prestigious the turian military was, the fact that they looked away from fraternization... Hell, ENCOURAGED IT, was mind boggling.

"So... You all just..." Shepard shifted on her feet, hands going to her hips. "Wow."

"I'm sorry, Shepard. This won't happen again. It's just... With Saren still on the loose and all the other situations we've found ourselves in I just needed to..."

"Understandable," said Dani, holding up her hand to halt him... She then smiled. "So are all turians..." She brought up her hands, the distance between them the same length as his penis. "Big like that?"

"Oh, uh," stuttered Garrus, mandibles flexing in then out, looking down at his feet. "I mean, I've not gotten complaints but I'm not the largest, no..."

"Damn," breathed Shepard, eyes flashing. Was it suddenly hot? She shifted on her feet. When was the last time SHE 'let off some steam'? The idea of doing so now with him was... Startling. She never thought of turians as attractive just...

"Your heart rate is spiking, Shepard."

"That damn visor!"

Garrus chuckled, some of his bravado returning after one of the most embarrassing moments of his life. Being caught like a fledgling by his CO! However, the way she was now licking her lips, how her eyes keep drifting downward... He wasn't into humans, not really. However he was still worked up from inside the Mako and its been so damn long since he'd been in the company of a female. Shepard would probably kick his ass but he was a horny as hell turian and she was showing some of the signs a female turian did when she showed interest.

She was standing with her hips cocked out to the side, hands sliding over them in a nervous gesture. The turian gesture that indicated you could take another home that night. Garrus as well as his fellow turians had to drill it into their heads that the stance didn't meant the same to humans females as turian.

Garrus flared out his mandibles in nervousness before offering his hand to her. Dani looked at his extended hand, the same one that had just been on his dick, back up to him. She looked to be studying him, a plethora of emotions going from shock to hesitation to excited desire as he felt her slim hand slide into his gloved one. He pulled her into the Mako with him and this time he closed the door behind him, shrouding them in darkness. He sat where he had been before and watched as she knelt before him, her hands settling against his lower armor.

"I've never... With a turian..."

"Me neither. With a human. Normally I'd obsess over it, want to research to make sure I got everything right but..."

"You're too horny?" she asked with another one of her signature smirks.

"Yeah." He grinned, showing his teeth. "I've never been with a human female. I never found them attractive but..."

"Wow," said Shepard, leaning back on her haunches. "Sweet talker."

"You're different. You're... You. I'm messing this up, I'll shut up now."

"What does this mean if we do this?" asked Shepard. "I don't want things to be weird."

"I..." Garrus looked away. "I'm not asking for anything just... Hell. Just be with me tonight and we'll figure it all out tomorrow."

"All right," said Dani, dexterous hands breaking open the seals of his lower armor, he helped her and only hesitated a moment before letting it come off. He let out a sigh of relief as his still hard cock was freed. He watched as Dani stood the best she could in the small space and was fascinated by the way she lowered the zipper of her N7 sweatshirt. She let it fall to the floor of the Mako then started undoing her pants. He groaned as her scent hit him full blast as she kicked her shoes and pants to the side. He hummed in approval as she lowered a scrap of black material and soon her lower half was bare to him and he sighed as she settled up onto his lap. He hissed in a breath when feeling her liquid heat slide over his penis. Garrus, the conspiracy theorist he could be, believed the whole allergy thing to be fabricated or not as serious as other deemed it to be. At least in his head it was, having worked in C-Sec you were tested and if you had a high allergy you were given a desk position over working the beat and only a handful of turians had reacted horribly to the test. All he had ever felt was a slight tingle on his tongue, and to this day he still didn't want to know what had been used to test he and his fellow comrades. He knew for a fact that Shepard wasn't allergic, she'd gotten turian blood splattered on her face once and a freaked out Alenko had tried to wipe it off indicating the allergy threat. Shepard had put him in his place, letting him know that no such allergy existed when it came to her, and she had proceeded to march around in the Zakera Wards with it staining her skin and hair. Her hair, he wanted to touch it, and he did with his glove covered hands. It looked soft and silky and he frowned as she reached to pull a glove off. She took his hand and his mandibles clicked worriedly. Many humans were wary of a turian talon but his were blunted and he watched in amazement as Shepard's soft lips traveled over the talon of his thumb before she leaned forward to press her lips to his neck. He had been right about her hair. It was soft and smelled of something sweet. Dani found that spot at the back of his necks that were most turian's weakness and his hips bucked up against her, his penis pressing against her liquid heat but not entering her quite yet.

Dani sat up to watch his reactions, his visor illuminating the both of them as she took his length into her hand. He shuddered as she trailed her fingertips up and down his slick member. He really had worked himself up and all the tiny ridges at the end of his member had her even more aroused. She wished they were in her quarters so that she could get all his armor off, but in a way this was hot as hell, fucking Garrus in his full armor while she straddling him wearing nothing but a thin tank top. Her blonde locks were mussed from his exploring hands and there were so many other places she wanted those hands to touch.

Aware of the small amount of time they had she rose up then down. She heard the screech of his talons on the metallic seat of the bench and both of them cursed as he filled her.

"Oh, Christ," she hissed, tossing her hair back, eyes closing in bliss as his cock seemed to expand inside her.

"Spirits! I've heard stories of how tight your kind are but I..." He trailed off, head falling back, his fringe thunking against the back wall. "Just about embarrassed myself."

"Garrus?" Dani shifted and his hands were suddenly on her hips., blunted talons scratching the skin there lightly as he tightened the grip. "Show me how to move on you."

"Like this," he whispered, eyes opening to stare at her. She felt a spark, a connection emotionally as his hands guided her movements, the glow of his visor almost setting a romantic lighting. "Y-Yeah like that."

"Garrus..." Her violet eyes widened as he moved even deeper within her and her whole body shuddered as she sped up her movements. He practically purred his approval, his avian eyes taking in everything from the blush that ran down her neck to shoulders to the way her mouth fell open to released her panting breaths. "GOD you fell so good."

He wanted to tear off her tank top. He wanted to flip her onto her hands and knees and take her from behind. He wanted to mark her with his talons and teeth. This sudden need was a rush in his ear canals and he felt something primal starting to rise up inside him. What was she doing to him? Her tight little channel was making him lose himself and he wasn't sure how he felt about that.

"So close," she moaned, one of her hands bracing on his armored shoulder while the other slid down her front. He watched as her digits slid between her folds and suddenly his visor picked up a spike in her pulse and he released a curse her translator couldn't pick up because she was suddenly screaming, her insides wrapping around his cock and strangling it with her fluttering inner muscles. "FUCK!"

He reared upwards, grabbing her hips and thrusting into her harshly. There was no rhythm, just a frantic search for release. Her hand was back at that spot beneath his fringe and her mouth was on the corner of his mandible and he lost it. With a shout he was spilling his seed within her, hips rocking with his release until he sagged back against the metal bench seat of the mako. Both of them were panting as his member slowly extracted itself from her. She sighed as he pulled out of her and he felt relaxed and weightless the first time since boarding the Normandy.

"Damn, if I'd have known it would be like this I'd have tried getting you in my quarters sooner," teased Dani, pulling strands of hair out of her eyes, tucking them behind her ear. He looked up at her with a turian version of a grin. He... He wanted to do more. He wanted to place his plates against what humans called their foreheads. He wanted... More.

"Well," he said in a slight drawl. "Maybe next time?"

Silence hung in the air and a slight panic started to build in his chest before she smiled, leaning forward to press her lips against his mouth plates. A human kiss, something that showed affection in their species. His hands went back up to her hair and he returned the kiss the best way he knew how, his tongue deviling into her mouth and he purred as her teeth nipped it playfully.

Screw it.

He broke the kiss then placed his faceplates against her forehead, his eyes boring into hers. He'd have her again, and if he played his cards right, he could keep her. However, with the sound of the elevator doors opening outside the Mako, their little tryst was over with. She pulled away and they dressed. She exited first and Garrus groaned because the first to arrive was Wrex. Had it been Ashley, it would have been much easier to lie and say they had been working on the Mako but Wrex...

"It smells like a turian-human quad-fest down here!" shouted Wrex once Dani was gone. "The Commander, huh?"

"Just drop it, please," begged Garrus, making Wrex chuckle.

"Well, if it had to be a human, at least you got her... Poor Alenko has been following her around like a sad little pyjak. Can I at least tell him?"

"NO!"

"You're no fun..."

END