Chapter 40

A loud belch went through the room during a Supershow weekend, a sounds that would have peeled paint off the walls.

"Dude!" Jeff scolded his brother. "Were you raised by wolves or something? Jesus, Matt, there's ladies in here."

Matt looked confused. "What? I didn't do a thing."

"Oh yeah, that just came right out of the walls," Zeke said, giving him a suspicious look

"Guys," Briana, now twelve weeks pregnant, confessed. "That really wasn't Matt."

"Thank you," Matt replied.

"It was probably Brian," Cena snickered. "The smallest guys usually make the biggest noise."

"Hey, I resent that," Rey spoke up.

"Probably Brian what?" Brian asked as he came back in the room. "Whatever it is, I was nowhere around for the last ten minutes."

"Nothing, Bri," Briana said. "Seriously, it was me."

"There is no damn way," Zeke laughed.

"Really," she insisted. "And yes, excuse me."

"Bree, what did you do?" Brian wondered, wide eyed.

"Man, you just missed your wife letting go the belch of the year," Rey nodded. "Maybe of this century."

"And you wonder why I haven't been taking you on the road," Brian looked at her, "besides character reasons, that is."

Briana gave him one of her looks. "As if I haven't listened to your burping and farting at home when you aren't moaning and humping my leg in bed. Forgive me for being so inconsiderate, but your twins apparently didn't care as much for dinner as much as I did.. If they're not making me belch like a truck driver after a large meal or puke my guts up, I have to pee every five minutes, which, by the way, I need to do again. Pardon me for a few minutes, gentlemen."

"Whoa, Mama just owned you, man," Jeff said to Brian.

"Wait, did she say twins?" Rey asked. "Brian, what the hell did you do to that poor woman?"

"What did I do? Hey, I wasn't the one who planned on twins. Jesus."

"I'm surprised he got one tadpole to fertilize that woman's eggs, let alone two of his swimmers," Cena laughed.

"Fuck you, Cena," Brian spat. "You're probably jealous because my dick's bigger than yours anyway."

"No chance in hell, small fries."

"Twins, holy hell. Talk about having your hands full," Zeke sighed.

"You aren't kidding there, big man," Brian agreed.

"So do you guys know what they are?" Evan wondered.

"They're twins." Brian gave him an odd look.

"We know that much, dumbass," Matt said. "Dude meant if you knew if they were boys or girls."

"Sorry, blond moment," Brian chuckled. "Anyway, no. Bree might when she goes back to the doctor in a few weeks."

Briana returned from the restroom and sat down.

"Feel better, sweetheart?" Brian asked.

"Yeah, for probably the next five minutes or so," she smiled.

"You going to finish your dinner?"

Briana shoved the plate toward him. "You can. I have two little souls that are not exactly fans of bacon, tomato and green pepper quiche."

"Anyway," Zeke spoke up. "There was this buddy of mine whose wife had a baby. Of course, when a woman has a kid, there's no sex for about a month."

"Six weeks," Briana cut in.

"Yeah, that. But as they say, there's more than one way to skin a cat, so I guess the wife tried something else."

"Holy shit," Rey said. "She ended up…"

"Giving your buddy a blow job," Brian finished.

"Yes," Zeke said, giving him a dirty look

"Jesus, Brian, just broadcast it, why don't you? I don't think the people in the back booth could hear you," Matt added.

"Listen, Mr. Black Cloud, just because you're cranky from lack of pussy these days because of a broken hand is no reason to bag on me."

"Guys," Jeff reminded them. "Lady present. Should we really be discussing such things?"

"It's perfectly fine, Jeff," Briana smiled. "He and Paul have gone into far worse at home."

"Speaking of which, I have to call that freak," Brian said. "He's supposed to go pick up the cribs for the nursery, and if I don't stay on his ass, he'd forget his head if it wasn't attached to the rest of him."

"Don't worry, if you don't nag him, Nadine will," Briana replied.

"Yeah, well, with Paul, two people staying on him are better than one, considering he only knows two speeds these days, those being 'slow' and 'stop'. I'll be back in a second."

"Take your time," Briana answered. "I have to pee again and then I'm going to go visit Tina. She's taking off the rest of the day from the shop and I told her I would be by to spend some time together. Meanwhile, you all can resume having man fun."

"Oh great," Brian muttered, pulling out his phone. "Why do I have a feeling the Visa bill will skyrocket after today?"