Jess walked into the adult bakery with the weirdest expression on her face. She walked straight past all the display cases with the various erotic cakes and to the counter. She looked up and shook her head a bit, surprised by the person facing her at the counter. Nick's ex-girlfriend, Angie, was across the counter, wearing an apron and nametag.
"Um, hi, I was wondering if you guys have any like large cookie cutters or baking pans for when you make the penis cakes," Jess muttered. Angie looked at her strangely.
"Yeah, I think they kind of sculpt and cut those. I wouldn't know though. I man the station here. And sometimes the boob cakes. And sorry, do I know you from somewhere?"
"Oh, ok that's disappointing. And there's none for sale? You'd think a place like this would have stuff for if you want to DIY. I'm Jess, and you dated Nick Miller, my roommate," She said, with a weird emphasis on roommate. Angie's eyes bulged.
"Oh yeah! You shot the power out with that gun and then I came onto your boyfriend. Good times. How's Nick?" she inquired.
"He's good. I actually came here because for our three month anniversary he made me a cake and it ended up kind of looking like a penis, so I wanted to get him a pan so we could start doing it on purpose," Jess said and laughed.
"So you guys are dating now? I can see that,"
"Yeah, six months tomorrow. So I'm really excited,"
"Oh, well, good for you. My job as a stripper didn't work out because I punched one of the other girls in her goods. So now I work here. And we don't have any pans, but we can make you a penis shaped cake with a picture of Nick on it."
"Oh my gosh, you can? Yes! And can my face be on the balls?"