Julz: HAHA! We are updating...

Vikki: YAY!

Aleena: Ooh! Updating what?

Julz: Gah... GO AWAY ALEENA!
Aleena: I feel hurt now... Vikki, I need a hug! (hugs Vikki)

Vikki: AHH!

Julz: Heh...

Kels: (yawn) It's 9:35... I'd expect Julz to be up much later but... Vikki?

Vikki: (laughs)

Katie: You're creepy...

Julz: Yes, she is...

Aleena: O.O

Julz: You like doing that alot, don't you?

Aleena: O.O

Vikki: (laughs)

Katie: Ugh...

Julz: Alright! Disclaimer!

Vikki: (laughs)

Julz: Vikki doen't own Mortal Kombat or any of it's characters... she wishes she did though...

Aleena: O.O

Julz: Alright, let's begin this already!

"Scorpion! My dear old friend... We need to talk." Raiden said, his eyes then fell on Kitana. "Hello Kitana! How are you?"

"I'm fine Lord Raiden." She said, still standing close to the Sharai Ryu.

"So... are you two... together or something?" Raiden asked, almost smirking.

"Of course not-"

"Yes we are!" Kitana piped up, interrupting Scorpion. She held onto his arm once more, causing him to glare. He almost growled. Then, as if to prove it to Raiden and the others surrounding them who were listening, she said, "Honey... did I ever tell you that you have beutiful eyes?"

Scorpion didn't say anything... but the look in his eyes plainly stated 'what the fuck?'

"Scorpion, don't be rude, compliment her too!" Raiden piped up, trying not to laugh.

Ignoring the Thunder God's previous comment, he turned a glare on him. "What did you want?" He asked, trying to make his sentence as short as possible.

"Oh... I'll need to speak to you without your girlfriend." Raiden said, smirking still. This time Scorpion did growl, and yanked his arm away from the princess. He walked through the dojo doors, followed by Raiden. Kitana turned to smirk at Liu and Jade.

"See? I don't need you anymore, Liu." She stated, before walking out of the dojo herself and heading home. She'd make Liu Kang jealous enough to want her back... She always got what she wanted...

"This wouldn't have anything to do with last night, would it?" Scorpion ground out. Raiden sighed. The boy was quick...

"You killed an innocent last night." He said simply, knowing what reaction he'd get out of the ninja.

"So? It's his own damned fault for getting killed. He shouldn't be wandering about at night." Scorpion said with an air of indifference. Raiden refrained from sighing again. Scorpion was indeed hopeless...

"Do you plan to defeat Quan Chi anytime soon?" Raiden asked, annoyed. "You know if this keeps happening, I will have to take care of it myself." Scorpion glared at him again.

"I'm busy with Sub-Zero." He replied. "I'll defeat that bastard, Quan Chi, some other time. My demon form doesn't bother me so much as it bothers you." With that, Scorpion turned and left. Raiden sighed again. It was pointless to argue... I need to work on his people skills... Raiden thought, walking away in his beggar clothes.

He knew it wasn't a wise idea after what happened, but Scorpion returned to the dojo. If that girl was still there... he'd take care of her and any others who gave him trouble. He needed to take his anger out on something... And conveniently enough... he saw Sub-Zero walk by. Scorpion smirked, showing his teeth behind his mask. He approached the wanna-be-ninja in a confident manner.

"Ice Cube." He called out in a taunting manner. Sub-Zero whirled around, recognizing the voice.

"Leave Scorpion. You'd be a fool to challenge me today." Sub-Zero said, face devoid of any emotion.

"What's wrong with today?" Scorpion taunted further. "You were all for a fight yesterday... then again, I did defeat you easily enough yesterday..."

"I don't have the time to deal with an impudent fool such as yourself." Scorpion stepped forward upon hearing this. He would get a good fight out of him today... he'd kill him! The spear within his hand began to protrude, ready to hook into it's victim...

Arms wrapped around his neck from behind, startling Scorpion as the spear returned to it's former place. Scorpion turned his head slightly to see what had attacked him. He was slightly surprised to note that it was the girl from earlier. He frowned. Some people just didn't give up...

"Hi honey!" Kitana beamed happily up at Scorpion. Scorpion's frown deepened.

"Why do you insist on acting this way?"

"Acting what way?" Kitana asked innocently. "Look, I need to talk to you."

"I'm not feeling especially magnanimous today. I suggest you leave." Scorpion warned. He then realized that Sub-Zero was staring... this was not going over so well...

"Magnanimous? I wasn't aware you knew such large words." Kitana exclaimed, crossing her arms in defiance. "Do you even know what the word means?"

Scorpion turned on her, glaring. "Are you suggesting I am hebetudinous?"

"Heppy-what?" Kitana asked suddenly.

"It means stupid." Scorpion explained quickly.

"Oh." Kitana said softly. "What other cool words do you know?" She asked. Scorpion almost rolled his eyes. Was she really a ditz? Or was she just putting on some kind of an act...? If that was the case, she was really good at it. "Can we talk? I really need to talk to you." She pleaded.

"And I really need you to leave me alone." He replied, mocking her. He walked away... yes, Sub-Zero was still watching... but he was going to ignore that...

When they were out of Sub-Zero's hearing range, Kitana piped up again. "Listen, I want you to play boyfriend for awhile."

"You want me to what?" Scorpion stopped, bewildered.

"Play boyfriend! I'm trying to make Liu jealous and I can't do that unless I have a 'boyfriend'." She explained fluently.

"Pick another 'boyfriend'. I'm busy getting my revenge." The ninja replied, trying to ignore her as best as he could.

"Well... I would, except Liu already saw us together... and so... there's really no other option..."

"That's your problem."

"I'll do you a favor in return... Anything you want..." Kitana's blue eyes probed Scorpion's white ones.

"The only thing I want, is Sub-Zero dead. And I want to be the one doing the killing." Scorpion added quickly.

"I can... distract him or something! So you can kill him!" Kitana reasoned.

"I prefer an honorable fight." Scorpion said in a bored fashion.

"You're difficult to persuade..." Kitana trailed off. "Oh well... You'll remain my pretend boyfriend with or without your consent." She smirked and then left, almost in a bouncy manner... almost. Scorpion growled... this was the last thing he needed...

Julz: YAY!

Aleena: That's it?

Kels: Boring...

Katie: Where was the blood and gore in this chapter? Last chapter you had someone go into a fit of spasms... now THAT was cool!

Vikki: (laughs)

Aleena: O.O

Julz: I'm not even gonna bother... Anyway... we'll update soon hopefully... the Author... (well... the co-author really) is currently under... stress... obviously!

Vikki: (laughs manically)

Aleena: O.O

Men in White Coats: (drags Vikki off)

Aleena: (((O))).(((O)))

Julz: Um... we no longer have a co-author...

Vikki: (laughing as she is dragged away)

Julz: We'll get her back though... don't worry... I can't continue writing this story without her knowledge of Mortal Kombat...

Aleena: Yeah.. she's an anime fan... (rolls eyes)

Julz: SHUT IT! I like anime...

Kels: Let's end this thing already! Goodbye!

Katie: (glares at readers)

Aleena: BYE! Please review! HAKUDOUSHI!

Julz: THAT'S MY LINE! (chases Aleena into oblivion)

Vikki: (laughs)