A/N I'M BAAAACK! Did ya miss me?

So, hiatus is over, I'm going to be continuing with Day of Reckoning now, so you can all do a little happy dance. You see, I was getting depressed because it seems like everyone is on hiatus, or just not updating. My favorite story (James and Bella) hasn't been updated for a while, and I miss it and then everyone else is like that, too, so I was sad.

Now, I would like to thank everybody who wished me good luck at my new school, but it would appear all the good luck in the world didn't help. I'm now back at my old school, which has the stupidest dress code EVER! All t-shirts have to be crew neck, and nothing can have any patterns except for stripes and plaid, bleah.

Also, the first day I was back at my old school, I went to a Tokio Hotel concert, which rocked. Tom is totally the cuter twin, IMO.
That's all, enjoy.

Disclaimer All I own is a copy of Twilight.

JPOV

"So," Edward said as he took a seat on the foot of my bed across from me, "now that we're partners how about you share your ideas with me?"

"Well, I was going to try to get Rosalie in on it, you know get her to withhold something very valuable to Emmett," I replied.

"Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm," Edward nodded knowingly, "well as great as that is, it will never work because Rose will never help. So in saying that, let's move on to ideas that aren't completely stupid and half-baked, shall we?"

"Okay, fine." I hissed through my clenched teeth, "What do you have in mind?"

Edward stood and started to slowly pace the length of the room with his hands clasped behind his back. "I was thinking that since we can't hit him where it will hurt him the most, we'll just have to hit him in his second most sensitive spot."

"And what would that be?" I asked haughtily.

"Jasper, how long have you known Emmett? Just think what are his three favorite things, and which of those things can we harm?"

"Three favorite? Hmm, that would have to be Rose, grizzly bears, and his jeep."

As soon as I said the word jeep Edward's mouth turned up into a devilish grin and he started to nod slowly.

"Hi-his jeep?" I stammered.

Edward continued to nod slowly and I threw my hands in the air exasperatedly.

"Oh you're right,Edward! That plan isn't stupid or half-baked at ALL!" I said in a mocking tone, "It isn't like there's any chance of him murdering us for harming his jeep, it's not like he loves that car like his child!"

"Jasper, Jasper, Jasper, poor, sweet, naïve, Jasper." Edward said condescendingly, as he laid his hand on my shoulder. "I didn't say we were going to harm the jeep, just make a few minor improvements."

"Oh really? Like what?"

"Well, let's start with the color. Red is so over done, I was thinking a nice coat of pink paint, maybe a few sparkles, would really make it stand out more."

Edward's idea was slowly starting to grow on me, "Pink you say? Hot pink or more of a powder-puff?"

"What the heck, we could do both. Make the body hot pink and the guard rails, bumper and such a powder-puff."

"Hmm," I stroked my chin with my fingers, "I like it, please, continue."

"Well we could also…"

A/N Oh snap! Cliffy!

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