A/N Sorry for the wait, I know I said I'd have a new chapter up yesterday.

I have some exciting news (for me at least) my mom works with a girl who is a designer and my mother asked her if she could make me a purple trench coat that is based of the Joker's coat from The Dark Knight, and she said YES! I was almost doing cartwheels I was so excited!

I want to dedicate this chapter to UrEveryDayDork. for just being awesome!

Disclaimer- I don't own Twilight, New Moon, or Eclipse, and I DEFINITELY don't own Breaking Dawn, no way would I ever take credit for that.

EmPOV

"RINNNNNNNGGGGG!"

Finally! School's out! I can't wait to get home; I'm so close to beating Jasper's high score on Halo 3. I would have beaten it last night, but nooo, Jasper was being a big baby and messing with my emotions the whole time I was playing. Actually, now that I think of it he was probably up to something.

Ah well, whatever it is it can't be too bad. It's Jasper after all, he'd never be able to pull one over on me.

I strolled down the school hallway to my locker to retrieve my books, which were required for tonight's homework, from my locker, not that I really need them.

As I shut my locker door I heard laughter coming from the school parking lot, a lot of laughter that was just growing in amount.

I pushed open the double doors at the end of the hallway that led to the parking lot and looked over towards where it seemed everybody was congregating. Then I saw it.

My Jeep.

I'm going to kill Jasper.

I began to push my way through the crowd to where it was parked and saw the extent of the damage. It wasn't just the outside that had been altered; it was the inside, too. Everything was pink and fluffy.

"JASSSSSPER!" I roared as loud as possible, for all I knew he could be in Alaska by now, but it didn't matter, he would hear me, and he would know just how much pain he was going to be in, "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" And then the humans started to move away from me; some quite slowly, as if I was an animal that would attack at any sudden movement, and others very swiftly, like I was going to kill them just for being too near.

Rosalie appeared by my side, followed closely by Alice and a very reluctant Bella.

"What the heck happened to the Jeep?!" Rose demanded angrily.

"HER-" I jabbed my finger Alice's direction, "husband, that's what!"

"Oh, nonsense, Emmett," Alice chirped happily, "Jasper would never do that," she gestured to my very pink Jeep, "by himself."

"Of course he would never do it by himself," Rosalie sneered, obviously upset that she was going to have to completely overhaul the Jeep, "but has anyone seen our dearEdward? Hmmm?"

"WHAT?" Bella questioned her indignantly, "Edward would never do anything as mean as-"

Alice cut her off, "Last month, Bella." She reminded her.

Her face fell as she began to remember, "Oh yeah, I was trying to forget about that. Never mind."

"Okay, where are Jasper and Edward then, Alice?" I asked.

"They may be at the house, but I'm not 100 percent sure, the Volvo's still here."

"Well, I'm not waiting around for them to show up, I'm going to go find them," I said as I flung open the driver's side door, just to be bombarded with the overwhelming scent of cheap flower perfume that was so strong even Bella could smell it.

"Oh my God, Emmett! Close the door, that stuff stinks!" she coughed as she held her nose.

"How am I supposed to get that horrible smell out of there!" Rose shrieked, "Paint and upholstery is one thing, but that unholy stench is a whole other realm!"

I growled as I climbed in and slammed the door. When I turned the key in the ignition I was rewarded with another surprise, two other surprises, actually.

The first one being thousands of tiny sparkles blowing out of the air vents and all over the car's interior, and the second being an extremely annoying and obnoxious song blaring out of my stereo.

Crap, I fumbled with the stereo controls trying to turn it off, or at least down, all while it was blasting in my ears and shaking the car.

"I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation"

Dammit! I couldn't get it to do anything; it appeared that either Edward or Jasper had cut the wires to the sound controls.

I could hear Alice giggling outside, and could tell Bella was stifling a laugh as well.

"Forget this," I thought angrily, as I slammed the car into reverse and peeled out of the parking lot. "Now they are really in trouble."

APOV

"You think we should call and warn them about how mad he is?" Bella asked me hesitantly as soon as Emmett's jeep was out of sight.

"Nah," I answered her confidently, "They knew what they were doing. Besides, they're big boys, they can take care of themselves. Now come on, I want to get to the house before the fun starts."

"Fun?" Bella and Rosalie echoed.

"Trust me," was all I said.

A/N Well, there you have it, Emmett is going to kill Jasper and Edward, let's watch, shall we?
BTW, link to song in my profile.

REVIEW! Or else Jasper and Edward will pin their prank on you, and then you'll have to incur the wraith of Emmett!