A/N Hey, hey, hey! I've got a new chapter for your reading pleasure! BUT FIRST! I have a CHALLENGE for you!

Here are the rules and information:
1. It must be of the humor genre.
2. There is NO preset topic that it has to be based on, but it must be Twilight. Write anything, as long as it will make people laugh.
3. It can only be a oneshot.
4. It may NOT be rated M.
5. It must be YOURS. No taking somebody's story and trying to pass it off as yours.
6. No major grammar mistakes and no excessive net speak (for example, a few LOL's and OMG's are okay)
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9. The winner will be announced Sunday, October 19.
10. Have fun! :)

Disclaimer- Don't know why I still put these in, everyone knows I don't own Twilight.

JPOV

Back at the house Edward and I had sat down in front of Emmett's beloved flat screen and started to play HALO, whilst we laughed at the thought of Emmett discovering his dear Jeep. We figured it would be best if we weren't in arms reach when he discovered his 'surprise'. Besides we had mounted a camera in a tree by the corner of the parking lot; this way we will be able to watch the action, and still be a safe distance away.

"HAHA! TAKE THAT! AND TH-" I hit pause on the game and my head snapped up in the direction of the front yard, where there was the distinct noise of a car barreling down the driveway accompanied by the sound of Barbie Girl blasting out of the stereo, "Do you hear that?"

"Of course I do, now un-pause the game, I was just about to kill you," Edward answered, irritated.

"What?!" I all but shouted in disbelief, "Don't you realize who that is?! Emmett's coming to kill us!"

Edward rolled his eyes at me and set down the game controller he was holding, "Great observation, Captain Obvious." Edward said extremely sarcastically, "Of course its Emmett, who else would it be? And are you forgetting, I can hear his thoughts, which at the moment aren't very coherent, but the gist of them are that he's planning on tearing the both of us limb from limb."

"Well that's just great, Edward!" I shouted at him, while simultaneously standing up and throwing my hands in the air, "I beginning to think that this wasn't such a good plan."

"Jasper, Jasper, Jasper," he answered exasperatedly, and stood to put his arm around my shoulders in reassurance, "It was my plan, therefore, it was great plan."

"Are you not worried? Emmett's freaking HUGE and he's mad, not a good combination for us."

"Well Jasper, you're the one who feels emotions, do I feel worried to you?" Edward asked confidently.

I tested the emotional waters in the room, "No, as a matter of fact you feel cocky, notably so."

A wide, crooked, sinister smile spread across his face, "Exactly. You see it's not like he will be able to actually harm us if it comes down to a fight, specifically because with your experience and my extra talent, we would be the obvious winners. So no worries, my dearest brother."

He clapped me on the back, "Now, enough talk, Emmett just pulled up."

"Fine, whatever, but I still think he's going to kill us." I replied

"Whatever you say, Jasper, whatever you say," Edward replied condescendingly.

From in front of the house I heard the echo of a car door slam violently, then a crash as it broke off and fell to the ground, followed by Emmett's deep voice swearing furiously.

He then stormed up porch stairs and flung open the front door, and I whispered to Edward quietly enough that I didn't think Emmett would be able to hear me, "We're dead."

Emmett stood in the doorway, "You got that right," he growled.

A/N This should prove interesting...

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