Ok. Get ready for….
(A/N): Special scene at the end! I own nothing!! Except your soul…
Announcer: Next up is-
Alice: Wait! My spidey senses are tingling!
Me: Ok. Does it involve the message I need to give to Edward?
Alice: My spidey senses! Not yours!
Me: Anyway…Edward?
Edward: Hmm? Oh! *random mumbles*
Everyone else: What is it!?
Me: Shauna says that she's sorry. She stole Edward's Kylie album, not Emmett.
Emmett: Ha! I told you it wasn't me! Edward you owe me big time!
Edward: Whatever. And…*wrinkles nose* who let the dog out?
Announcer: -Jacob!
Jacob: *smiles and waves at the crowd*
Announcer: Are you ready?
Jacob: Believe it! If this question is like Blondie, it'll be easy!
Rosalie:*hisses loudly* Too bad you're not a cat, nine lives might have been useful.
Announcer: Ok. Solve this problem…
X = ½ at² + vt + x
Jacob: Uh…42?
Announcer:*demonic voice* Incorrect!! Now you die!! *pulls a lever while laughing manically*
Jacob: Aaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
*Wakes up*
Jacob: Ah! *breathes heavily*
Renesmee: Bad dream honey?
Jacob: Yeah.
Renesmee: Well then come here. I'll make it all better. *smirks and kisses him while running one hand through his hair*
There ya go! Hope you liked this chapter. And yes Bella is a vampire. Jasper just attacked her out of habbit. XD