OC Guide:
I know it may be difficult to be familiar with new characters, so I'm gonna put this guide with a brief description of every OC at the beginning of each chapter so that you readers will know which character is which.
Angie/Bonnie- Age 14. Girl wearing glasses and has brown eyes and curly brunette hair with blonde streaks.
Jazz- Age 13. Girl with long, midnight blue hair and light blue eyes.
Katrina- Age 16.Girl with shoulder length light brown hair that separated into a left side-fringe, and green eyes.
Sai- Age 16. Only boy; has jet black hair, like Vanitas (but in a different style), and sky blue eyes like Sora.
Xenj- Age 16.Girl with shoulder length, chocolate brown hair with a bang on right side and brown eyes.
Dawn- Age… ? (Oh nos! We never found out, kupos). Girl with hair vibrant red violet like Amai's, but short like Xion's, and very descriptive eyes.
Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Kiss, Tell, or Promise: The Dairy Queen… Er, I mean Darequel Chapter 2—Let The Games Begin... More or Less
Last time on T, D, DD, K, T, or P: The DQ/Dairy Queen
"Yo, yo, yo! She's right, yo!" Beat said. He then started to beat box and began rapping, "The party ain't even started yet. We ain't just gonna up and jet. Not at least until I see my ride or die homie Olette! Yo, yo, yo, my ride or die hom-"
"Beat, shut up," Rhyme interrupted, then turned towards the group of people who all had confused looks on their faces. Well, all except the Author who suspiciously had a slight smile on her face and was trying to hold back her laughter.
Larxene gave said boy an irritated glare. Was… Was he trying to be Black? she thought. But… he's Asian, right? So… he's an Asian dude, dressed like a White dude, failing at being a Black dude. "Hmmm. This party may be more interesting than I thought then," she said out loud.
Beat stopped his rapping and put his hands behind his head. "Olette, man. Me and her used to go WAY back—I'm talkin' back when we was just lil' kids at school spittin' rhymes on the playground, and nobody'd fuck with us. Man, I don't care what nobody says Olette's my ni-"
"-Ahem. Sorry," Rhyme excused, "he's uh… Actually, I honestly don't know what's wrong with him…"
Neku huffed and walked over to a chair and sat down. "Whatever. I have a bad feeling about this though. And you know that when I get a bad feeling, something bad usually happens."
"But, I mean… It's just a little get-together though. What bad could happen when people are just getting together as friends?"
The KH crew, and the Author and her friends, bursted out in a roaring laughter.
"What? What's so funny?" Rhyme asked.
Oh, TWEWY characters, you're so naïve. The Author tsked. Soon you'll learn.
A wicked smile stretched across her face.
Mwuahaha… she started softly. Mwuahaha! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA- *cough* *cough* The Author started to choke on the own air she breathed in.
"So… Now what?" Axel asked as soon as the Author finished with choking.
"Well, I didn't know all you guys would be here so early. And uh… I kind of-maybe-sorta forgot to plan exactly what we're gonna actually do at this slumber party," Kairi said with shame.
Amai raised her hand guiltily. "Me… Me too."
"WHAT?!" everyone yelled in unison.
"Bwaaaah!" Beat added.
Everyone looked at Beat, again, with a confused glare.
"What— what was that?" Jazz asked, voicing what everyone else was most likely thinking.
"That, my dear, was Daisukenojo Bito's idiosyncrasy—a small quirk of his; what he does when he's surprised. But it's a rather odd one if you ask me," Joshua answered.
"Bwaaaah! What'd I tell you about using that name, Josh?" Beat replied
Ding dong!
The doorbell rang. Just in case you couldn't tell by the whole onomatopoeia thing I just did. (A/N: Onomatopoeia is a VERY long word XC.)
"Finally! Somebody with the common courtesy to ring the damn bell and wait for someone to answer without just barging in," Kairi said.
Suddenly, Roxas and Xion barge in without waiting for Kairi to open the door.
"Looks like I spoke too soon…" she mumbled.
"Sorry for being so fashionably late," Xion excused in a voice that sounded 10 years older than her own. She took off her large faux fur coat (A/N: Real fur kills trees! …I mean animals) and put it in Kairi's hands. "Oh, the weather this evening is absolutely dreadful. Roxas, remind me to never come to this awful city again. Oh, hello darlings!" Xion began to walk up to everyone and gave them hugs and kisses on each cheek.
"Roxas, why is Xion acting so weird?" Kairi asked after Xion greeted her.
Roxas rolled his eyes and gave out an exasperated sigh. "It's a long story…"
Kairi gave a knowing look. "Flashback time?"
He nodded. "Flashback time."
~ FLASHBACK! ~
After everyone left Kairi and Amai's house last story, I saw that I had a missed call from Jesse and one new voicemail.
"Hey, Roxie!" I heard over the phone. "I just wanted to tell you that I had an AMAZING time with Xion tonight at the movie premiere, you know, until she ran out of the building crying and screaming bloody murder for some reason…" I almost laughed at that.
"Hey, who's that on the phone?" Xion asked as we began walking to her house.
Having a girlfriend is so much trouble. I can't even go two seconds without her asking a question about who I'm with, where I am, or who I'm talking to! "Uhhh… It's… It's…" I didn't want to tell her who it was, but I couldn't lie to her or else she might've held it against me for the rest of my never-ending life. "…It's…my cousin…"
"You mean Jesse?!" She started to squeal. Where were those damn gloomy pills when you needed 'em?
"You know what, Xion? Jesse McCartney is not my ONLY cousin. Sheesh!" I started to through a bitch fit by walking faster, getting red with anger, balling my fists—you know, all that good stuff that Vanitas did when he left during the last T, D, DD, K, T, or P. I figured, if I made her seem like the bad person, she couldn't hold me accountable for lying or anything. "Xion, I swear, sometimes I think you only want me for my cousin!"
"Oh, Roxie… I do."
"MY NAME IS NOT ROXIE!" I screamed. I was actually kind of mad at her telling me that. But then I realized that it was just her inner fangirl speaking. After all, she did like me before she knew I was cousins with that failed abortio- I mean that singer… "You know what? If you love Jesse McCartney so much, then why don't you go and have a baby with him or something," I spat.
"Okay!"
The next thing I knew, she was gone.
~ END FLASHBACK! ~
"So… Xion's with Jesse McCartney now?" Kairi asked.
"No- of course not. Why do you think I arrived here with her?"
"What happened when she left then?"
"It turned out that she got on a plane to Jesse's house in [CITY NAME OMITTED…you stalkers] and snuck inside there when he was sleep and tried to rape him screaming, 'IF YOU LIKE IT THEN HURRY UP AND PUT A RING ON IT! C'MON I WANNA BE YOUR BABY MAMA'. But she didn't get too far since his guards caught her because they heard her screaming. But, apparently, Xion's a great liar because now she's Jesse's manager…"
"You're lying."
"I kid you not," Roxas said seriously. "I swear on Ventus' fake death that that is what happened."
"Wow." Kairi was speechless. She now saw her best-friend-who-turned-into-enemy-then-was-friend-again-but-still-a-person-who-was-next-on-Kairi's-list in a different light. She was a, dare she say… EVIL MASTERMIND.
Roxas continued, "She came back to me eventually to gloat about her new employment but instead we ended up arguing then had vicious, wild monkey hate sex all throughout the night… Okay, that part I was lying about. We only had normal sex." Roxas smiled in a perverted way.
Kairi hit him in his arm.
Roxas rubbed his arm and laughed. "Haha yeah but anyways, she started hanging out with filthy rich people and after that her whole personality changed. Now she's like… that."
Xion already had Pence fanning her with a palm leaf and was barking orders at Tidus to give her odd French snacks that he couldn't pronounce.
Roxas shook his head and began walking over to Xion. "(sigh) Xion, don't make our friends do menial tasks that butlers would do."
Xion scoffed and let Pence and Tidus stop working.
"Hey, where's Ventus?" Angie asked Roxas.
"Not just Ventus, but everyone else!" Sora added. "I know you guys didn't plan anything to do at this party, but at least when everyone's here we'll think of something."
"Wait, there's more people coming?" Rhyme asked.
"Yeah, in fact, there's 9 more people who still aren't here yet."
"It seems like an awful large amount people at a slumber party, don't you think? Back in Shibuya, we never had slumber parties this big. How will anyone go to sleep with such a big group of people?"
"Silly Rhyme, Trix are for kids! Mmm… Trix…"
It was Rhyme's turn to look at everyone in a confused way.
"We don't know what's wrong with him either," Vanitas, who now has had his first line in a long time, said. "We think his brain got damaged from the concussion he got last story."
Well… If you guys would like, I could poof everyone here.
"Well it would speed up the process and save the readers from more flashbacks and drawn out introductions," Vanitas replied.
Uhmm… Okay…
POOF!
Just then, (wooh, this is gonna be a mouthful) Demyx, Naminé, Ventus, Fuu, Selphie, Riku, Terra, Aqua, and Olette poofed into the middle of the living room/front room area.
"WHAT THE HELL, MAN? WHERE AM I?" Riku shouted, looking around frantically. He saw that everyone was in the mansion that he was invited to for a party. He then noticed a cold breeze in his *ahem*… area. "I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A DAMN SHOWER!"
AAAHHH! The Author's face flushed and she hurried and poofed Riku a towel to wrap around himself. Just put it away, will you?
Amai was on the verge of glomping Riku, but Kairi ended holding her back. "I suggest you do it if you cherish your life," she said.
"THEY CAN'T KEEP OUR LOVE APART FOREVER, RIKU. I WON'T LET THEM!" Amai said.
Riku sighed and put the towel on his waste. His thick, glistening muscles still dripping with steaming water. Mmmmm… Thick, glistening muscles still dripping with steaming with water…
HEY! I'm right here, you know. We're still together, remember?
Oh, don't give me that. And don't act so innocent! If I recall correctly, you were ALL OVER Vanitas last story.
I know that! But I gave him up for you! For US.
Uhh… yeah, about that…
…What? What about it?
There's no more "us."
Wha…? But… But…
I'm sorry, Hikari-Kurai.
(Gasp!) You used my penname? *sniffle* There's someone else, isn't there? It's not just Riku, is it?
Uh… yeah, there is.
Is it Myself?
…uhh…
Un. Be. Lie. Va. Ble! I KNEW YOU WERE FUCKING MYSELF THE WHOLE TIME! HOW COULD YOU? AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH?
I know. It was wrong. I'm sor-
Are you fucking Me too? And what about I? Did you cheat on me with them too?
I said I'm-
14 years of sticking together, through thick and thin, through sickness and health, even when other people broke our hearts until we eventually made the "Forever Alone Pact". I can't believe this! You guys betrayed me. *sniffle* Why don't you guys just go? Go and have a big giant threesome and leave me the hell out of it.
Now, Hikari-Kurai, you know I can't do that.
And why not?
"Because it makes absolutely no sense," Sai said.
No, because I still have to narrate, is all.
"I am so confused…" Shiki rubbed her forehead.
~Meanwhile…~
Hayner's eyes lit up when he saw Olette. "Olette! You're here. Oh, babe, you don't know how much I missed-"
"Is that… Is that who I think it is?" Olette said, interrupting Hayner. She smiled widely at the sight of her best friend since elementary school. "Oh shit, it's my home skillet biscuit! Beat!"
Hayner gasped at the rudeness of Olette interrupting him.
"Oh…" Neku started.
"Aw, damn, homie, where you been at? I ain't seen you since that crazy ass night in Vegas!" Olette smiled and walked over towards Beat, dropping her bag of clothes.
"My God…" Neku finished.
"Olette! Shit, I was just talkin' 'bout you. I was wonderin' when you were gonna decide to show your ass the hell up in here."
There's two of them… Neku thought. There are two of them… Two loud-mouthed, hot-headed, wannabes. I seriously though Beat was lying about Olette. Oh man…
"Psh, you know I wouldn't miss a party for nothin'. Especially if my homie's here!" Olette yelled. "Aye, you keepin' ya pimp hand strong?"
"Aye, aye, look at me. Okay? Aye, what'd I do? You know what I did. Okay? Aye, lemme tell you somethin'. I put that key in that door and I locked that muthafucka, didn't I? Aye, aye, look at my eyes—roll 'em!"
Even Olette was confused now. "What?"
"Er… I mean, you know it. I got all these hoes blowin' up my phone textin' me tellin' me they want the D."
Olette smiled now understanding what Beat was saying. "Man, I knew you was still in the game!"
"Aye, you know I got some new rhymes-"
"NO!" Neku, Shiki, and Rhyme yelled. "DON'T. Your raps are terrible, Beat."
"Man… Why y'all gotta be playa hatin', though?" Beat bent down with his head hanging low.
"Beat, don't listen to them hoes," Olette reassured him. "Aye, just remember, haters make you famous, iight?"
"Yeah, I hear you…"
"Uhhhm… Olette?" Hayner said. "Um… *ahem* Are you… Are you feeling alright? I've, uhh, never seen you act this way before."
"Shit, Hayner, don't act all surprised. You knew you saw this coming," Olette replied, rolling her eyes.
"Yeah… I kind of did."
~Also Meanwhile…~
"Naminé," Demyx whispered, eyeing the Author and Amai's friends, "who are those people? And why do they keep looking everyone in amazement?"
"I don't know… But, they look kind of different from us…" Naminé replied.
"You think they're Heartless?"
"No… They aren't monsters… Just different."
"I kind of… I kind of want to touch them, you know? Just to see how they react."
"Me too."
"Let's go," Demyx mouthed so that no one would hear him.
Naminé nodded and grabbed Demyx's hand. They both walked over to the suspicious people with absolute stealth. Once they got to them, Demyx and Naminé were standing behind them. The first person they decided to touch was the tallest one: Dawn. Naminé leaned in to touch her but lost her footing and almost fell on Dawn, but luckily Demyx caught her.
"Naminé," he whispered, "be careful! You don't want them to catch-"
Uhh… Demyx? Naminé? What are you guys doing? the now calmed down author asked. (She gets over things really quickly.)
"We were just… uh…" Naminé tried to think of an excuse. "Getting high?"
Naminé, don't lie to me. I know all about your rehab. If you were really doing drugs I would have to call your PO. (A/N: PO is short for Probation Officer)
"Okay, Naminé was lying!" Demyx said quickly to avoid having to bail Naminé out of jail again. "We were just curious about… those people, and who they are, and why they look so different."
Oh! Those people, sorry, I forgot to introduce you guys. Hey, she called everyone who hadn't been acquainted with the newbies earlier's attention, this is Angie, Sai, Katrina, Dawn, Jazz, and Xenj. They're a few friends of mine and Amai's.
"Oh, hello."
"Hi!"
"Whaddup."
"Marvelous to have made an acquaintance with you, dears."
Everyone greeted them.
"Okay… So, not that I want to ruin this whole little 'reunion' or anything, but… What are we even doing here now?" Larxene asked. "Kairi and Amai didn't plan anything to do here, so… Now what?"
"Game," Fuu suggested. "Truth or Dare game. Worked last time."
"Yeah, it did kill a lot of time last time we were all together like this, didn't it?" Ventus said. "Oh, the memories…"
~Ah… Reminisce Time… ~
"In the third grade… I was spending the night at Seifer's house and…"
AND!
"…..he….raped…me…" Hayner barely managed to squeeze those words out.
Everyone had the same look on their face; O.O
Even Amai came out of her fantasy when she heard those words. Then she realized that she just came out of another day-dream.
Axel saw the bottle and then thought, Awww man… I wanted to be Roxy's victim… (Sigh) I guess I'll have to deal with being Hayner's…
(A/N: I think I'll play with them for a while…)
"Are you God? !" Larxene asked, "Oh shit! It's the second coming!" Larxene got onto her knees, "Look, I don't like you and you obviously don't like me… so let's make a deal!"
The author cleared her throat and deepened her voice. NO! I AIN'T GOD! I'M THE GHOST OF… MR. T!
(A/N: Really? Mr. T? What was I thinking…?)
"Mr. … T…?" Selphie said, "But… he's not dead."
DID I ASK YOU IF I WAS DEAD?
"N-no sir!"
DID I IMPLY THAT I WAS DEAD?
"W-well yes…"
WHAT'D YOU SAY?
"Yes…"
I CAN'T HEAR YOU! SAY IT WIT' YO CHEST!
"YES!"
ALL RIGHT! NOW THE WE ON THE SAME PAGE, LETS GET OVER TO THAT MOUNTAIN!
"H-HAI… T-Sama!"
Now with motivational speaker, Mr. T, on their side, they all went on the treacherous journey to Castle Oblivion. Ventus dragged Roxas (since he was still fainted).
"Oh man, dude. I just had the most wonderful fucking idea… IN THE WORLD. Ok! Ok! Ok! Wait, dude, hear me out. You know how they have chocolate milk, right? And how they have chocolate yogurt, right?" Vanitas said getting excited. "What if… listen! Listen! What if… they made… Chocolate Cheese! Right?" Vanitas said as if the plant were agreeing with him. "Man we would be like so fucking rich if we invented that! Dude, I know this corner out in Radiant Garden where we could, like, sell it and make, like, trillions of dollars! We could call it Bob & Vanitas' Chocolate Cheese!"
"No one plays Sora, bitch."
Xion leaned in closer to my face so that she could listen in to our conversation. Our chests were touching. She was so close! How wasn't she bothered by this?
"Okay boys and girls," Amai started to announce, "Kairi's going to tell you a very special story filled with action, adventure, drama, fantasy… and even a little romance." She paused for a moment to build up suspense. "Kairi is going to tell you: The Story of the Pillsbury Dough Boy."
"Wait… the Pillsbury Dough Boy has a story?" Demyx asked.
"Of course he does! It's one of the most well-known stories in the Land of Kairi & Amai," Amai said then Kairi began to tell the story.
-3 Minutes Later-
"…And that's how Barrack Obama and Michael Phelps ended the Russian Revolution."
"STRIPPERS!" Selphie blurted out as we brainstormed for ideas.
"No, Selphie. No strippers," Naminé said.
"…my first Truth for you is, what would you do to the cutest guy in this room…"
"?"
"…for a Klondike Bar?"
"By Sexy Beast's Twin!"
"Wait… isn't this your house?" Sora asked Kairi after Amai already left.
"No."
"Then… whose house have we been in this whole time?!"
"Beats me. Come on, let's go." Kairi said and walked out.
"I'm starting to wonder which one of those twins actually needs medication." Sora shook his head.
"RRRIKUUUUUUUUU-KUN! ! !" Sora heard someone outside, then heard a car-alarm go off and a window break.
"Oh. Nevermind. It's definitely Amai." Sora walked out of the house, and turned off the lights. "Well, I guess this is… Goodbye." Sora's voice started to break, he balled his fist and put it next to his mouth. "I told myself that I wouldn't cry. *sniffle*."
He walked out of the house… Forever.
~End, Ah… Reminisce Time…~
"Good times, good times…" Ventus said wistfully. "You know what? I DO think we should play it again! Who's with me?!"
"YEAH!"
"YEAH!"
"ALRIGHT!"
"LET'S DO IT!"
"Wait, what?" Neku said.
"Yeah… What? What Truth or Dare game?" Shiki asked.
"(sigh) You'll see…" Larxene replied.
"Who's gonna start it?" Aqua asked.
"I dunno… since Fuu suggested it this time, maybe she should go," Terra suggested.
"Good idea," Ventus said. "I'll get a bottle."
Everyone gathered into a circle while waiting for Ventus to get the bottle.
Once he got back, he handed the bottle to Fuu.
"Promise," she said, and walked to the middle of the circle.
Spin
Spin
Spin
Spin
Spin
Spin…
Aqua
"Me already? (sigh) Okay, what do I have to promise you, Fuu?"
"Hmmm…" Fuu thought for a while. Then, she got an amazing idea for a Promise. "Aqua, promise you won't be all fangirl-y over Ventus, okay? Stick with your own boyfriend."
"Aw… Can't I just have one lick?" Aqua pouted.
"What? NO!" Terra and Ventus yelled.
"Venny, Terra, Fuu pleeeeaase?" Aqua pleaded.
"NO."
"But-"
"NO. AND THAT'S FINAL," Fuu concluded.
"Ugh, fine. You guys are no fun, though…" Aqua sighed and went into the middle of the circle. "The start of this game was lame. We need some more flare. I'll do a Double Dare."
Everyone looked at Aqua then to Beat and Olette once they noticed the rhymes in her sentences and hint of rhythm when she spoke.
"Hey, don't look at us. We just have that kind of effect on people. Na I'm sayin', Beat?" Olette said and nudged Beat.
Aqua giggled then spun the bottle.
Spin
Spin
Spin
Spin
Spin
Spin…
Riku
"Ew, well, for one, Riku, put some clothes on!" Aqua shrieked.
"Is that my dare or just a favor you ask?"
"Whichever one will get you to put them on faster."
"Dare it is. Author, if you don't mind…" he urged the Author.
What's the magic word~?
"Please?"
Nope, it's chocolate cheese!
"But, that's two words-"
Eh, close enough!
POOF!
Now Riku was fully clothed.
"Good. Now, since I guess apparently that that was your first dare, your next dare is to…" Aqua thought for a while. She needed to do something that would make that image of naked Riku get out of her mind. Hmmm, she thought. (Gasp!) I now know what I must Dare him to do! "Cross dress! Yeah! Cross dress, Riku! Your hair's long enough to pull it off!"
If only Riku had a drink to do a spit take. "What?!"
Aqua felt so empowered at this moment. "Did I stutter?"
Riku's face turned very red from either embarrassment or rage. It's kind of hard to tell, maybe it's both.
"It seems like these people have some deep, dark issues that not even a psychiatrist could help," Neku said to Shiki.
"Neku's right. I can tell these foos is straight trippin', yo! They way messed up in the head," Beat commented.
"Oh, you guys have no idea… Believe me, I read the last story," Xenj said.
"He speaks the truth. I may be the only civilized person here," Xion said.
Long chapter is long.
Well, as I promised last week, here you are! Just think of this as a small gift (not necessarily a Christmas gift) of my gratitude for my reviewers!
The response to this was HUGE. I'm not exaggerating. I thought I'd get the same response as last time when I started the first T, D, DD, K, T, or P; but this is the most reviews I've ever received on a first chapter. Thank you guys so much!
You're so fucking [BLEEPING] awesome! (Wait, I think I did that wrong…)
Starlol9: No worries :) And don't feel embarrassed for how you answered the question! That was the point of the test! To see you how you'd react under pressure.
musicbox: Thank you! I'm so happy to see that you enjoyed it!
ascendingDeath: Thanks! I don't know if Phez will show yet. He might! But I just don't know… Part of being random is being spontaneous!
OmegaStarShooter14: You did stand up to him! (I made that part because you said you'd never back down from anything.) And, you really think I should keep the A/Ns? It's just that I feel like I'm talking too much at times…
LightXDarknessKH: I'm sorry, I would, and I wish you would've told me earlier, but I can't add your OC. I'm already really stretching it with this many characters. But I hope that you will still enjoy the story though!
Omega02x: I can just feel the intense excitement in your review, lol. I'm glad you enjoy it!
LongStoryBro: Best story ever? Well, thank you! And you, sir/ma'am, are very random. ^^
PrincessWarrior3: I am so happy that I'm making people happy! And I'm also glad that you were in character. I was afraid that you wouldn't be… :( And thank you!
AngelicWinds: Thanks! And yesh, the fourth wall is gone again… XD
SapphireDragonFly: You know, your comment, "This is what the world come to. GANGNAM STYLE," sorta creeped me out on the 21st because it reached 1 billion views that day and conspiracystuffandeverything … BUT, anyways, I remember that you mentioned that your hair was different before, but then I just stuck with the description you gave me earlier because I was being lazy ^^". And thank you! And… yeah, about the Me, Myself, and I thing… Looks like you can trust no one these days. Oh, yeah, and Xenj is pronounced Zen-jay. Thank you for you beautifully long review!
Guest/Anonymous: Thank you!
The OCs didn't talk very much this chapter. Sorry! Next time I'll try to get even dialogue among characters.
Aannnd, you know what I just realized? In reality, I'm basically the same age as Angie and Jazz. Which is so weird since Vanitas treated me like I'm his age instead of harassing me like he did Angie and Jazz O.o
Anyways, now I shall go help my cousins cook! Mmmm… food…
Stay strong, Fireflies. Stay strong.
xxxHikari-Kuraixxx (xxxLight-Darkxxx)
Credit for OC cast
OmegaStarShooter14 as: Angie
PrincessWarrior3 as: Jazz
Starlol9 as: Katrina
ascendingDeath as: Sai
Jenny -Xenj- Harris as: Xenj
SapphireDragonFly as: Dawn