I forgot to tell you guys earlier that I may sometimes change the cover photo to fit the chapter, like I've done this chapter. If you can't see the cover because you're on the mobile FanFiction sight, then don't fret! This picture is an epic fail of Riku, drag queen style. ;)
I guarantee that, in my mind (and hopefully in yours), he looks A LOT better.
To be honest, he looks kinda like a chola in my mind though XD (as you can probably tell by the self-photo bombed picture). (Google "chola" if you don't know what it is.)
Anyways, enjoy!
OC Guide:
Angie/Bonnie- Age 14. Girl wearing glasses and has brown eyes and curly brunette hair with blonde streaks.
Jazz- Age 13. Girl with long, midnight blue hair and light blue eyes.
Katrina- Age with shoulder length light brown hair that separated into a left side-fringe, and green eyes.
Sai- Age 16. Only boy; has jet black hair, like Vanitas (but in a different style), and sky blue eyes like Sora.
Xenj- Age with shoulder length, chocolate brown hair with a bang on right side and brown eyes.
Dawn- Age… ? (Oh nos! We never found out, kupos). Girl with hair vibrant red violet like Amai's, but short like Xion's, and very descriptive eyes.
Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Kiss, Tell, or Promise: The Darequel Chapter 3—Rikuana Fierce
Last time on T, D, DD, K, T, or P: The DQ
"Ew, well, for one, Riku, put some clothes on!" Aqua shrieked.
"Is that my dare or just a favor you ask?"
"Whichever one will get you to put them on faster."
"Dare it is. Author, if you don't mind…" he urged the Author.
What's the magic word~?
"Please?"
Nope, it's chocolate cheese!
"But, that's two words-"
Eh, close enough!
POOF!
Now Riku was fully clothed.
"Good. Now, since I guess apparently that that was your first dare, your next dare is to…" Aqua thought for a while. She needed to do something that would make that image of naked Riku get out of her mind. Hmmm, she thought. (Gasp!) I now know what I must Dare him to do! "Cross dress! Yeah! Cross dress, Riku! Your hair's long enough to pull it off!"
If only Riku had a drink to do a spit take. "What?!"
Aqua felt so empowered at this moment. "Did I stutter?"
Riku's face turned very red from either embarrassment or rage. It's kind of hard to tell, maybe it's both.
"It seems like these people have some deep, dark issues that not even a psychiatrist could help," Neku said to Shiki.
"Neku's right. I can tell these foos is straight trippin', yo! They way messed up in the head," Beat commented.
"Oh, you guys have no idea… Believe me, I read the last story," Xenj said.
"He speaks the truth. I may be the only civilized person here," Xion said.
"Aqua…" Riku mumbled.
"What? This party needs some excitement! Come on, chop chop, what's keeping you?"
"But I can't cross dress-"
"If I had to give up licking Venny, then you have to do my dare."
"NO."
"Riku-"
"NO! I can't, Aqua. I have to keep some type of standard that I follow. This just crosses a line that I won't allow to be crossed. ...No pun intended."
"But, you have to-"
"NO."
"Riku, if you don't get your oddly muscular ass up, so help me I will drag you across the room and-"
"NO! I've already said know and that's final-"
"Riku, maybe you should," Amai said. "You may have to give someone a lap dance if you don't. And believe me; it's not very pleasant if you're the one doing it."
"Do it now, or I'll add something else to your dare, Riku," Aqua added.
"But… Bu-but, Amai… Aqua…" Riku began to whimper. "M-my… My standard…"
"Okay, you asked for it." Aqua sighed. "Riku, now you have to walk on a runway while modeling your new look."
"Aqua, NO. I'm not going to do it."
Riku was really testing Aqua's patience. So much, that everyone literally heard something snap as Aqua's eye twitch. "RIKU, YOU WILL DRESS UP LIKE A MODEL AND YOU WILL STRUT ACROSS A RUNWAY LIKE YOU ARE NAOMI CAMBELL AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT. GOT IT?!"
Riku's spikey hair was blown into a completely different direction. He was terrified of Aqua's quick change in attitude. "W-well… since y-you… you asked so nicely…"
"Good." Aqua turned back into her regular self. "Xion, Naminé, please assist me while I perform a complete transformation on our darling Mr. Riku whatever-his-last-name-is upstairs. Riku…" Aqua held out her hand as she stood above him on his seat on the floor. "…Please come with me."
Riku gulped and prepared himself for the worst.
"You have marvelous cheekbones, dear," Xion said, stroking blush along the surface of the poor boy's cheeks. "It reminds me of the time when I made up Cloud."
"Cloud?" Riku was shocked. "Cloud… Strife?"
"Riku, stop talking! You're messing me up!" Naminé said while putting on Riku's lip liner.
Riku groaned and slouched in his seat.
"Yes, Cloud Strife. Who else?" Xion answered his question.
Cloud… Cross dresses!? Riku thought. Has the world gone mad?! She… She must be lying. Maybe hallucinations are a side effect of those pills her and Amai supposedly "take."
"How much longer, girls?" Aqua asked. "Everything is almost set up."
"We just now finished the makeup portion," Naminé said. But… It seems like something is missing… Hmm…"
"You're right… He's missing that one thing that just SCREAMS drag queen, y'know?" Aqua replied thoughtfully.
"What the hell else can be done?!" Riku lashed out. "You've already given me a manicure, pedicure, put foundation, concealer, AND put blush on me. Then lip stick, eye liner, lip liner, and whatever the hell OTHER kind of liners on me! Mascara, eye shadow—don't get me started on how you waxed my eyebrows off and replaced it with two freaking lines! Speaking of hair removal, you shaved my legs, arms, and almost, my fucking 'bikini area.' What more could you possibly-?"
"(Gasp!) I've got it! I know exactly what he needs." Aqua smiled from ear to ear. "Ladies, please get my hair dye equipment."
Naminé and Xion also smiled in a creepy way.
"Oh, you're going to do that," Xion said while Naminé giggled. They left the room quickly to go get the supplies.
"Just what are you going to do with my hair…?" Riku asked with terror.
"Oh, just…" Aqua started innocently, "a few lowlights. 5, at most. Maybe a dyed bang, but that's all. Simple stuff."
"We're back, Aqua," Naminé informed.
"Alright." Aqua clapped her hands. "Girls, please inform Pence that the show will start in about 30 minutes."
"Okay!" Naminé said and Xion began to walk out.
"Oh, yeah, and Naminé? Would you also gather Riku's clothing?"
Naminé nodded and began to walk out.
"Wait, won't this mess up my make up?" Riku asked, hoping that he had found an excuse not to have his gorgeous L'Oreal shampooed hair tainted with dye.
"Temporary dye. I'm not that cruel," Aqua answered simply and began doing her work.
Yeah, right... Riku thought and sank back down in his chair, praying that this all would soon be over.
"SIT UP STRAIGHT. POSTURE IS KEY," Aqua scolded.
Riku grumbled harsh vulgarity as he sat back up in his seat.
"Oh…"
"YEAH, RIKU. WORK THEM HEELS. WOOH!"
"He looks absolutely darling, doesn't he?"
"Beautiful."
"Riku's even sexier than before."
"My God…"
"And here we have our lovely model Rikuana Fierce, wearing a form-fitting medium cream, white, and tan Jones & Jones Stephanie Dress," Aqua announced once the show began.
"Rikuana Fierce" struggled to walk down the high fashion run way ass he tried to walk in the 6 inch heels (which she surprisingly wasn't epically failing at), pull down the above-knee-high-length dress she was wearing (and practically flashing everyone he walked passed), and cursing any of the boys and giving them threats when they teased, cooed, whistled, and made kissy noises at her—all while trying to block out the sound of the song which she hated, that was blaring through the speakers: Scotty Vanity's "I Like Your Hair."
"You'll see that at the hem of the dress there are sequins, and pleats at the waist," Aqua continued to describe Rikuana's outfit. "Her shoes are glittered tan Christian Louboutin Exagona pumps, imported straight from Italy. Thin straps cross over vamp, creating a buckled ankle strap. The piercing 6 inch heel gives a fierce accent to Ms. Fierce's attire. Let's give it up for Rikuana!" Aqua finished her announcement and Rikuana did her final pose and quickly ran off the stage, slightly stumbling because her knees were weak from the painful shoes.
Once back stage again, Rikuana quickly began to take off the padding on her chest and wiping the makeup on her face.
"NO. Don't, Rikuana! You'll mess up my hard work!" Naminé said.
"What? My dare is over now," Rikuana snarled, completely embarrassed for herself.
"No, it's not. You have to keep all of that on for the rest of the game," Aqua said.
"WHAT? NO I DON'T!"
"Yes, you do. I… uh… mumbled it when I first told you my dare," Aqua lied.
"But, Aqua-"
Rikuana heard something from Aqua snap again.
Rikuana was at a loss. I will not go out there and embarrass myself any longer. What would everyone think? Rikuana thought.
But if Rikuana didn't do Aqua's final part of the dare, very, very bad things would happen.
What would she do?
I had so much fun with this chapter. I really did. ;)
School starts again next week, soooo... don't be surprised if there's a delayed update :(
But, don't be sad...
Wanna know why?
BECAUSE IT'S FREAKIN' 2013 EVERYONE!
I'm sure this year is gonna be thirtabulous! It's gonna be 13east! (A little thing me and my Senior year friends came up with since "13" looks like a capital "B" and since they graduate this year. (I'm gonna feel so left out when they leave :'O))
ascendingDeath: Oh, yeah. I remember! What character should do it? Thanks for reviewing!
PrincessWarrior3: Olette: What's funny about me and Beat? Beat: Yeah, what's so funny? Haha, thank you! Roxas: Me and Xion's relationship is... Complicated. Xion: Roxas! Let's go, we'll be late for the concert. I'll leave you if I have to! Roxas: C-coming! I didn't believe in the end of the world either, mainly because of my beliefs too. And no, you weren't shoving anything down my throat. We cool, we cool... And as you can see from this chapter, I'm still kind of-maybe-sorta-really insane, and that this story shall be very crazy/wonderful and random and funny and beautiful. Thanks for reviewing!
SapphireDragonFly: Oh, god, the beginning part of your review made me laugh so hard. I really don't even know why. Your psychology will be incorporated soon. I haven't forgotten :) hehehe. Beat and Olette's little "gangsta act" is how I can kinda be around my friends sometimes. (I'm mixed, so it's okay. LOL JK. Just. Kidding! Great, now I sound like how Axel acted last story.) I hope you enjoy Rikuana's little modelesque moment! Thanks for reviewing
FrecklesLoveJoy: Thank you! I hope you'll enjoy it!
Omega02x: "Riku was a darling drag queen-slash-high fashion model," I say in a British accent. Thank you, darling! (Also in a British accent.)
Starlol9: Haha, you know what? Beyond popular belief, I didn't even think of Demyx's words as dirty until you commented LOL. Thank you! (*cough cough*Andforchristmasmyfavoritegif t *cough* wasmynewsoda/chocolatefountain *cough*)
OmegaStarShooter14: Thank you!
musicbox: Thank you! And yesh, Olette is trying to be gangster. Poor confused Hayner.
Sorry for little OC interaction again! If it's any consellation, this chapter was really only about Riku, and no one really talked.
Thanks for reading!
Stay strong, Fireflies. Stay strong!
xxxHikari-Kuraixxx (xxxLight-Darkxxx)
Credit for OC cast
OmegaStarShooter14 as: Angie
PrincessWarrior3 as: Jazz
Starlol9 as: Katrina
ascendingDeath as: Sai
Jenny -Xenj- Harris as: Xenj
SapphireDragonFly as: Dawn