OC Guide:

Angie/Bonnie- Age 14. Girl wearing glasses and has brown eyes and curly brunette hair with blonde streaks.

Jazz- Age 13. Girl with long, midnight blue hair and light blue eyes.

Katrina- Age with shoulder length light brown hair that separated into a left side-fringe, and green eyes.

Sai- Age 16. Only boy; has jet black hair, like Vanitas (but in a different style), and sky blue eyes like Sora.

Xenj- Age with shoulder length, chocolate brown hair with a bang on right side and brown eyes.

Dawn- Age… ? (We've uncovered clue #1 though). Girl with hair vibrant red violet like Amai's, but short like Xion's, and very descriptive eyes.

Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Kiss, Tell, or Promise: The Darequel Chapter 5—No, Sora. You Were Not Born That Way.

Last time on T, D, DD, K, T, or P: The DQ

"Hmm… Interesting…" Dawn mumbled to herself.

"What's interesting? Are their psychiatrical characteristics off again?" Tidus asked her, surprisingly not struggling with saying the words.

"Psychological," she corrected again. "And, it's nothing, it's just… Those two seemed to be the happiest couple last story, but now they seem to be having some un-releasable tension in-"

"OH, MY GOD, YOU KILLED RIKU!" Sora blurted out. "LOOK AT HIM! LOOK AT HIM!"

"Woah… Déjà vu," Hayner said.

Sora's lip began to quiver. "He… He was my first love…"

"He was your what?!" everyone said in unison. Well… Kairi yelled it.

"I was your what?!" Rikuana unfroze then yelled.

"RIKU, you're okay!" Sora went to hug Riku but Kairi grabbed his shirt.

"He. Was. Your. What?" she gritted through her teeth.

"Uh… Huh… Heh heh…" Sora gave Kairi one of those famous smiles he's known for. "Nothing?"

Kairi inhaled sharply. "You know what? I don't even wanna know. Rikuana, who is Xion going to kiss?"

"Not who—but what." Rikuana smiled at her play on words. "Oh, the joys of a kiss. What power it holds."

"Line stealer," Selphie grumbled.

"Psh, whatever," Rikuana replied. "So, Xion…" He circled her slowly and examined her furious face. Why is she so mad? he thought. I should be the one who's angry! "How do I break you? What do I make you kiss that will shatter your life—destroy your very existence? How will make sure that your super fangirl-ness, which has completely changed you, won't harm anyone else?"

"Stop being such a drama queen, drag queen, and tell me what I have to kiss," Xion said.

"Keep talking to me like that and it'll be my ass," Rikuana shot back. Then her eyes widened and she smiled at the realization of her words. "HA! HAHAHA! YES! THAT'S IT!"

"Oh, man…" Xion cringed.

"You mean figuratively, of course. Right, Riku?" Sora asked.

"Yeah, right, Riku?" Roxas repeated in a tone filled with warning.

"Duh," Rikuana deadpanned. "Anything else would just be plain wrong. Don't get your thongs in a bunch."

"H…How did you know I wear thongs?" Sora asked.

"I…I didn't. I was just playing around. I really didn't know you actually wear thongs."

"Oh… Uhm… Well, this is awkward."

"Only if you want it to be," Tidus said in a creepy voice.

Oh, god—okay, my spidey senses are tingling and they're telling me that we need move on with our lives before this turns into a yaoi FanFic. And I become a fangirl over AkuRoku.

"Woah, woah, woah, when did AkuRoku get involved?" Roxas asked. "If I recall correctly, it's Sora and Riku having homo moments—not us."

"Yeah! I haven't even day dreamed over Roxas for, like, a whole 15 minutes! We're making good progress!" Axel said.

"How in the hell is that making progress?" Larxene asked.

"Because it says so in this book." Axel held up a book called 12 Steps to Conquer Yaoi. "You know how in usual yaoi fics, people always make us kiss and have sex and think about each other every ten minutes? Well, in this book it says that if I, the seme (or, in other words, dominant one), should not think about Roxas, the uke (or, submissive one), for longer than ten minutes than I have just conquered the first step of yaoi."

(A/N: Lol, nothing against yaoi or AkuRoku! (X )

"You know, I could've gone my whole life without knowing that," Sai said. "And it would've just been alright."

"Really, though." Hayner agreed, shaking his head.

"Why am I uke?" Roxas asked. "No one makes Roxas an uke."

"Have you even read AkuRoku before? You'd be surprised," Angie commented.

"No, I haven't," Roxas replied. "And I really don't think I want to, now."

"So anyways, yeah, Xion, you have to kiss my ass. In the figurative way," Rikuana said.

"Does that even count?" Xion looked at me/the Author. (Did you forget that we really are the same person? It's a straight up mind fuck.)

Hm. I dunno. Let's ask the dare gods. MiMi sat down and crossed her legs then clasped her hands together in a ceremonial fashion. *Ahem* Ravioli, ravioli. Give me… THE FORMUOLI!

Suddenly… nothing happened.

Yes, the Author then said. Yes, it does count. It's perfectly fine.

"But, you didn't even do anything." Xion's eye twitched.

"Who cares? That's just the way it is. So now you basically have to be nice to me and do everything I say."

"But-"

"If I had to turn into…this." Rikuana motion her hands over her attire. "Then you have to do this. No if's, and's, or but's.

"(sigh) You know what? What the fuck ever. Fine. I'll kiss your ass—figuratively." Xion rolled her eyes and stood up from her seat on the floor to go and went to the middle of the circle to spin the bottle. "See if I give two flying [BLEEPING] [BLEEPER] [BLEEP] [BLEEPITY] [BIPPITY] [BOPPITY] [DIDDLY] [BLEEP] [BLEEPS]!"

Boy, that escalated quickly.

Xion huffed and puffed and picked the bottle up. "Te-"

"I'm sorry, Xion," Rikuana said, quirking her head to the side, "did you just raise your voice at me? I'm not sure if I like that tone. Apologize for your behavior."

Xion cringed, then gritted through her teeth, "I… I apologize, Rikuan-"

"Don't you even dare say that name."

"Riku," she corrected herself. "I apologize, Riku. It won't happen again."

"Good."

"Can I spin the bottle now?"

"Yes."

She set down the bottle on the ground and positioned it to spin. "Do you have any suggestions on what I should do next?"

"Hm. I don't care, just make it snappy. I'm in the mood for a sandwich." Rikuana sat back down in her chair and crossed her legs.

Xion literally bit her tongue then spun the bottle. "I'll do a Tell, then."

"And that, my dear friend, is how you deal with over-controlling girlfriends. You're welcome," Rikuana said to Roxas.

Spin

Spin

Spin

Spin

Spin

Spin

Sora

"(sigh) Sora, are you gay for Riku?" Xion asked, trying to be quick like Riku asked of her.

"Uh… Well… Uh….. 'Gay' is such a strong word…" Sora laughed nervously.

"Hurry up and answer the freaking question, Sora. I have to make Riku a sandwich."

"Now, now, Xion. Don't be rude. These types of things take time," Rikuana assured. "So, while we're waiting, go make me a sandwich. And make sure to add lots of vegetables on it. I'm trying to watch my figure. Thanks a bunch, sweet cheeks."

Xion's blood began to boil as she began to walk out of the room to the kitchen. This constant mockery of her and girls everywhere was about to cause her to snap.

"Oh, and, Xion. Wipe that angry death glare off your face, please. It's making me uneasy."

Xion left the room, trying her best not to turn into the Hulk at any given moment.

"Okay… I don't think I'm gay for Riku," Sora finally answered a few minutes of deliberating with Kairi and after Rikuana had finished her sandwich. "I'm straight for Rikuana."

"No, Sora. Remember? We talked about this. It's because of the concussion why something's wrong with you and your feelings for Riku," Kairi said

"B-But, Kairi, there's nothing wrong with me though." Sora got up and began to walk over where the runway was before it poofed away, then suddenly a stage emerged from underneath him, the lighting in the room changed.

He began to sing and dance.

"I'M BEAUTIFUL IN MY WAY
'CAUSE GOD MAKES NO MISTAKES.
I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK,
BABY, I WAS BORN THIS WAY!
DON'T HIDE YOURSELF IN REGRET.
JUST LOVE YOURSELF AND YOU'RE SET.
I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK,
BABY, I WAS BORN THIS WAAAAAY!"

He sang the rest of the song out of key, out of beat—you know, I could describe how wonderfully terrifying it sounded, but I'll just go for Sora + Lady Gaga = bleeding eyes and ears.

Once Sora came back off the stage (after doing a few more seconds of odd choreography) Kairi sighed. "Sora, you know I didn't mean it that way. I meant that you just told me that you never even thought of Riku that way until AFTER the hit to the head by a brick and that it's been making you say and do things that aren't what you'd usually do."

"Yeah, but now, I dunno, Kairi. I think that brick was the best thing that's happened in my life. I think… I think it gave me… an epiphany! Yeah! So… Sorry, Kairi." Sora then turned to Rikuana. "I'm Team Riku now."

(Sigh) I can't take this anymore…

Wait. Just stop it right there, Sora! I said.

What are you doing, Narrator?

What do you mean, 'What am I doing?' What are you doing?

What do you mean-

No, we're not gonna start one of those. What I mean by, 'What are you doing?' is what are you doing with the story? Why are you trying to break everyone up? First you, me, I, and Myself; then Roxas and Xion are about to break up-

"They are?!" all of the Author and Amai's friends, except for Dawn, interrupted me.

Yes, they are.

"Yeah… We are," Roxas and Xion said at the same time.

"I want to be with Jesse McCartney!" Xion whined.

"And I can't stand her wanting to be with Jesse McCartney," Roxas also whined.

AND Sora and Kairi are about to break up. Just what are you planning?

Psh. It's not like EVERYONE'S breaking up. Just us 3 couples. Geez. Calm down.

"Nope. 4 couples. I don't want to be with Axel anymore," Larxene said.

"WHAT?" Axel said. "You don't?"

"Nah, not really anymore. That book you're reading was a wakeup call, dude."

"Bu… B-but-"

"Aye, I don't wanna be with Hayner no more, either," Olette said.

"What?! Why not?" Hayner said. "I mean, sure you've been going through some… dramatic changes lately, but… I still wanna be with you!"

"Nah, I'm good on that. To be honest, man, you're a pussy. I mean, look at how you react when you're around Seifer."

"But, I-I can change! Just… Just look! Yo, yo, yo, wassup, my nizzle? I beez in the trap, stupid hoe! And I got 99 problems but a bitch…hopefully ain't one."

"No. Just stop it, Hayner. Don't quote Niki Minaj and Jay. Please. You're embarrassing yourself," Olette said in her "normal" voice.

"But! …But…Okay."

"Terra, I want Ven. Not you. Sorry," Aqua said.

"You know what? I expected this," Terra replied.

"Fuu, I don't want to break up with you, but I don't think I deserve you," Ventus said, tears welling up in his eyes. "I'm such a scumbag boyfriend, letting all those fangirls get obsessed over me!"

"Oh, Ven Ven!"

"I'm sorry, Fuu!"

"I forgive Ven Ven though!"

"You do?"

"Yes! Of course!"

"Thank you, Fuu. I love you."

"I love you too."

Everyone then looked at Demyx and Naminé, seeing what they would do.

"Hey, don't look at us. We're fine with our relationship," Demyx answered and Naminé agreed by nodding her head.

Well, I think this is a good time to leave on a good note.

No, it's not. This is a terrible note! And completely random!

Exactly. Random is my middle name. Spontaneous is my last.

No they're not, your middle and last names are-

I need help. I really do.

And loopholes are so much fun.

Omega02x: Yeah, Sora's kinda going both ways now. O.O I'm dead serious when I say anything can happen in this game.

PrincessWarrior3: Long reviews are awefanwonderfully beautiful! (Yes, I did just make up a word for you :P) Oh, and it's fine. Review when you can. And, I have to admit, I've never been the crazy fangirl type. Okay, you got me, I'm lying. I had a dream once about Vanitas (nothing dirty, though!) and, of course, almost every Kingdom Hearts story I have mentions him, but I'm not a fangirl! I am just an admirer, is all. And hahaha, yeah Xion's quite the bitch, isn't she? Smdh. And, yeah, yaoi has been kind of taking over. XD Good thing Riku isn't gay. And that Rikuana isn't straight. (Woah- WAIT A MINUTE! :O I think the universe just may explode from that statement.) Thank you for your review! I wish you good luck on finding/getting DS chargers.

OmegaStarShooter14: You sounded in character? That's great! I'm glad everyone is coming together nicely. And uh... hehe... backsides... Thank you!

Rowin Wolfe: Then the universe would probably explode. Haha, no. Actually, I'm not sure. Hmmm... Good idea though! :) I just may use it. Thanks for reviewing!

The Kishin Sesshomaru-Kurai: It's because it doesn't make sense why it makes sense. Haha thanks for your review!

musicbox: Lol, what kind of music? And thank you!

Okay, so I may update early next week since I have MLK day off and Tuesday off too.

I'll see y'all folks later!

Stay strong, Fireflies! Stay strong.

xxxHikari-Kuraixxx (xxxLight-Darkxx)

Credit for OC cast

OmegaStarShooter14 as: Angie
PrincessWarrior3 as: Jazz
Starlol9 as: Katrina
ascendingDeath as: Sai
Jenny -Xenj- Harris as: Xenj
SapphireDragonFly as: Dawn