OC Guide:
Angie/Bonnie- Age 14. Girl wearing glasses and has brown eyes and curly brunette hair with blonde streaks.
Jazz- Age 13. Girl with long, midnight blue hair and light blue eyes.
Katrina- Age with shoulder length light brown hair that separated into a left side-fringe, and green eyes.
Sai- Age 16. Only boy; has jet black hair, like Vanitas (but in a different style), and sky blue eyes like Sora.
Xenj- Age with shoulder length, chocolate brown hair with a bang on right side and brown eyes.
Dawn- Age… ? (We've uncovered clue #1 though). Girl with hair vibrant red violet like Amai's, but short like Xion's, and very descriptive eyes.
Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Kiss, Tell, or Promise: The Darequel Chapter 6—Kairi's Super Epic Adventure! Kinda… Not Really...
Last time on T, D, DD, K, T, or P: The DQ
"Aye, I don't wanna be with Hayner no more, either," Olette said.
"What?! Why not?" Hayner said. "I mean, sure you've been going through some… dramatic changes lately, but… I still wanna be with you!"
"Nah, I'm good on that. To be honest, man, you're a pussy. I mean, look at how you react when you're around Seifer."
"But, I-I can change! Just… Just look! Yo, yo, yo, wassup, my nizzle? I beez in the trap, stupid hoe! And I got 99 problems but a bitch…hopefully ain't one."
"No. Just stop it, Hayner. Don't quote Nicki Minaj and Jay. Please. You're embarrassing yourself," Olette said in her "normal" voice.
"But! …But…Okay."
"Terra, I want Ven. Not you. Sorry," Aqua said.
"You know what? I expected this," Terra replied.
"Fuu, I don't want to break up with you, but I don't think I deserve you," Ventus said, tears welling up in his eyes. "I'm such a scumbag boyfriend, letting all those fangirls get obsessed over me!"
"Oh, Ven Ven!"
"I'm sorry, Fuu!"
"I forgive Ven Ven though!"
"You do?"
"Yes! Of course!"
"Thank you, Fuu. I love you."
"I love you too."
Everyone then looked at Demyx and Naminé, seeing what they would do.
"Hey, don't look at us. We're fine with our relationship," Demyx answered and Naminé agreed by nodding her head.
Well, I think this is a good time to leave on a good note.
No, it's not. This is a terrible note! And completely random!
Exactly. Random is my middle name. Spontaneous is my last.
No they're not, your middle and last names are— Spontaneous and Random. Your middle name is Spontaneous and your last name is Random.
Yeah, so, whatever. Don't get all technical on me.
(sigh) Anyways, I know you guys don't really want to break up with each other. Whatever Hikari-Kurai did or said to you to make you feel this way, it isn't true.
"So wait… she isn't going to poof Jesse McCartney up here for me?" Xion asked.
"And I won't have unlimited sea-salt ice cream in the palm of my hand anytime I please?" Roxas asked.
(Sigh) Of course those were what you guys wanted… No she isn't going to give you guys those. She was lying. But, Xion, why would you need Jesse McCartney to be poofed her, anyways? Don't you already know him personally now?
"Uh… Well…" Xion stammered. "In a way…"
"(sigh) Let's just tell 'em the truth, Xion," Roxas said.
"But-"
"Xion doesn't really know our cousin," Ventus interrupted. "She only wanted to say that she knew him so you guys could think she was cool and would be her personal slaves."
"Xion, is this true?" Rikuana asked.
Xion gave Ventus a look of protest, but he gave her a stern look back. "Y-yes… But I wouldn't say 'slave'. I just wanted a little more respect around here."
"It felt like a slave to me!" Tidus then said.
"In all reality," Roxas began, "me and Xion aren't fighting. She just needed a way of not embarrassing herself in front of you guys by telling you that she actually got a restraining order from Jesse McCartney—so we came up with this act."
"Ha! I knew you were just playing about having sex with Xion!" Kairi smiled triumphantly.
"Actually… That part was true." Roxas nodded his head. "But, I can't say it was hate sex, just sweet and loving; kinda like a Barry White song-"
"Roxas…" Xion muttered while blushing. "They don't need to know all of that…"
Roxas caught himself. "Oh—yeah. Riiiight." He smiled. "So, yeah, we were just trying to pretend that she was Jesse's manager and everything.
And they would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that meddling narrator.
"But, in all honesty, Xion, we don't care if you were Jesse McCartney's manager," Demyx said.
"Yeah. I mean, I don't even know you," Neku said.
"Neither do I," Shiki added. Followed by the other TWEWY characters.
"I can't believe we fell for that story, though. That was ridiculous," Axel said.
Heh, you guys will believe anything, the Author mumbled.
"What was that?" Rikuana asked.
Ahhh, nothing! But anyways, you guys can all get back together, MiMi said in reference to those who were split apart. I only said that so it wouldn't seem like there were only RokuShi and VaniMi problems, and that everyone was also having issues-
VaniMi problems? Don't you mean NarAuthMeMyI problems?
No, I meant what I said. VaniMi problems. (A/N: Don't you just love that name? VaniMi. It's like we were meant to be; even our names go together!)
'Well, fuck you too, then,' Me said.
'Yeah, fuck you too,' I (not me, and not Me, and not—never mind, you get it, don't you?) said.
Like you guys already haven't. MiMi stuck her tongue out at them.
"Hey, hey, whoa. Calm down," Vanitas said. "We can all fight over MiMi at another time. But now we need to get back to the story. And figure out the reason of the title's name."
"Yeah… And why it has to do with me?" Kairi asked.
You'll find out soon enough. SORA! IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO SPIN, MiMi called.
"Okay," Sora replied. "Perfect timing too. I just finished taking off that Lady Gaga costume."
Everyone went back to their seats in a circle and Sora went to the middle to spin the bottle. "Dare."
Spin
Spin
Spin
Spin
Spin
Spin…
Kairi. (Whoa, didn't see that coming did you?)
"Aw, man… What do I dare my own girlfriend?" Sora asked. Then he thought to himself, I mean, I want her to do something fun, but then again, I don't want her to be mad at me for giving her something…
Pssst. Sora! the Author whispered. There's a request for Kairi to do a Dare. That's what you should make her do!
"What is it?" Sora asked.
MiMi sneakily looked over both of her shoulders to make sure no one was looking. It's classified. She then handed Sora a manila envelope enclosed with super, top-secret information in it. It even had an official seal.
Sora opened it and a bunch of pictures of off-guard photos of Cloud Strife. Another piece of paper was inside with a 'classified' watermark.
He read the two simple sentences:
Jump Cloud, steal his Buster Sword, and bring it to AD. Cloud still owes him money.
"Sora, what are you looking at?" Kairi asked and took the paper from Sora's hand. So much for classification… "I-is this supposed to be my Dare?"
"Yeah… I guess," Sora answered.
"Who the hell is AD?"
"Beats me." Sora shrugged.
"Okay…?" Kairi quirked her head. "Wait, is this just like last story when that fan was just kidding around and got us all the way in Vegas because he only wanted to meet us?"
"No… This one is official. It even has a seal."
"Ohh. I see, I see. Okay, and one more question, Sora."
"Yeah?"
"How the hell am I supposed to pull this off?" she yelled at him. "I'm not a secret spy, and I have no idea where Cloud is!"
"Hey! Don't scream at me! How should I know how you're gonna pull this off? It's your Dare."
"Yeah, that you dared me to do!"
"So? I-"
Sora, Kairi. Calm down. It's already taken care of. Kairi, I'll poof you to the general area where Cloud is and give you some secret spy items and all the Commands you need! You do remember that you're in a video game, don't you?
"(sigh) I guess…" Kairi shook her head. "Alright, let's do this Dare!"
"Wait! What were you even Dared?" Naminé then asked. "Um, in case you haven't noticed, we didn't see the piece of paper you had."
"Oh, yeah, right." Kairi then passed the paper around the circle.
"Oh, well the past 5 minutes of conversation finally makes sense," Terra said.
"Yeah. It does."
"Mhmm."
"Yup."
"Okay… So… NOW we do the Dare!" Kairi said then walked over to MiMi. "General, I'm ready for my departure."
Alright. Make sure to report back to here before twenty-one hundred. Clear?
"SIR, YES, SIR!"
MiMi held her ears in pain. A simple 'Yes' would've sufficed. She rubbed her forehead. Okay, be careful out there, Soldier. And good luck. You're gonna need it.
"Thank you, sir!"
"Wait, why are they being military personnel when Kairi's supposed to be a spy?" Jazz asked.
"This is probably why she's gonna need good luck…" Sai replied while tsking. "Hey, let me go with you, Kairi."
"Permission to speak informally, sir?" Kairi asked and MiMi nodded. Kairi then turned to Sai. "Why would I do that? I don't even know you."
"But I know AD," Sai replied.
"How?"
"Let's just say we're old time friends."
Kairi shrugged. "I guess."
Are you two Princesses ready now?
"Sir, yes, sir!" they both said at the same time and saluted.
Alright. Ready for lift off in 10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5…
"Now they're astronauts?" Katrina asked.
4… 3… 2…
"Houston, we have a problem," Kairi interrupted. "I have to go to the bathroom."
"MORE MENTAL IMAGES!"
Ugh, too bad! ONE! TEAM ROCKET, BLAST OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!
"Now Pokémon? Seriously?" Xenj asked.
*Poof*
And there Kairi went.
Instead of going along with her and her POV during her Dare, we interrupt this game for a special segment/game show we like to call Who Wrote That FanFiction?
Yes, you read it here first, folks. As many of you should know, last story, one of our characters Vanitas wrote a FanFiction since he was disappointed in the Author's poor efforts to make the story how he wanted to make it. But, our poor golden-eyed character never got to show his FanFic to anyone because they left by the time he finished it.
So, today, he gets a chance to show everyone his FanFic! But, there's a twist: 4 other characters have also written FanFiction! And it's up to you to figure out who wrote what!
Let's begin:
FanFiction #1 Title: Moogles Are People Too!
Okay so like I was walking down the street one day and I saw this man beating a Moogle up. I walked over to the guy and I said "Hey! Moogles are people too! Stop hurting him!" Then the guy drops the bloodied and bruised Moogle and says "I don't even know you kid so leave me and my Moogle alone! I paid good money for this punching bag!" I was so shocked that he had called the moogle a punch bag I punched him in his nose. He fell onto the ground and then I kicked him in the balls. "That'll teach you not to mess with moogles again!" I picked the Moogle up and cradled him in my arms and sang him a sweet lullaby. Then I whispered "I wont let no one hurt you no more my sweet"
The End
"Dafuq did I just read?" Pence asked.
Yikes! It doesn't sound like we're getting any good feedback on this particular person's story. Let's take a look at the poll and see what everyone voted for who the author of this story is!
99.2% said Tidus
0.81% said Selphie
.13% said Axel
0.04% said Vanitas
"Why the hell am I even up there? I would never write something that terrible," Vanitas said.
"Hey! Don't talk about my writing!" Neku said. "Oh, wait…"
-sweatdrop- Well, I guess you just found out the author of FanFiction #1! I never did say they were all Kingdom Hearts characters, did I?
Okay, now let's take a look at the next one!
FanFiction #2 Title: To Be A Firefighter
"Stop, drop, and roll, Mom! Stop, drop, and roll! Please!"
I was panicked. Shocked. Stunned. I could feel my life flashing before my eyes, even if I wasn't the one in danger.
She was going to die. And I couldn't save her.
"Somebody call the police, firehouse—something!"
Was anyone even listening to me? Or were they too busy paying attention to the frightful sight before them?
Damn them. All of them.
I hated them for the longest time. After my mother's funeral I promised to never let that type of thing happen again. Even though I couldn't stand the sight of fire, I swore that I would never let fire destroy anything again if I could help it.
I became a firefighter.
To Be Continued…
"Of course that was only a rough draft, I'll edit and refine it later once I get more of the plot going," Axel said. "By the way, the character was a man named P. Sherman Axel and he-"
Whoaaah there, Axel! You weren't supposed to tell them you were the author until after they voted and we gave you your cue.
"Oohhh yeah. I forgot about that."
(sigh) Yeah. You did.
"But… Axel loves fire , right? You're even a 'maniac' for it," Fuu asked. "Why right about man who hates fire? Then name him Axel?"
"Uh… Well… I have a confession to make," Axel mumbled.
I think he's about to drop a bomb on us. Oh no.
"…In all reality… I've been a bit of pyro phobic ever since my mother died when I was only 6."
Life just isn't fair, is it? I shook my head.
"And P. Sherman Axel is really P. Sherman Me."
"Seriously?!"
"You have such a dark past don't you?"
"That's crazy!" Demyx said. "You can't be! What more to your character would there be if not fire?"
Axel began to cry. "I don't even know! I bet my fans won't even love me now. I actually really don't like fire…"
"Don't worry, we all still love you," Angie then said. "We love you more than just you fire, right guys?"
"Right!"
"Yeah!"
"Of course!"
All of Amai and MiMi's friends agreed.
"See, there's nothing to be ashamed of." Angie smiled.
"Thanks."
"(sigh) Can we just skip to my FanFiction now? That's really the only reason why I decided to play this game," Vanitas said.
Hmmm… Okay. Fine.
FanFiction #4 Title: Whatever
"Vanitas… Oh, Vanitas… You do that… Just right…" MiMi said longingly.
"I'm just stirring the food, don't make it sound dirty," I told her back.
"I know, but I'm just so hungry!"
"You're making it sound dirty again." I smirked then turned around and wrapped my arms around her waist. I gazed my gold eyes into her large, chocolate brown ones and gave her a small peck on the lips.
The peck soon turned into a full on kiss and the kiss soon turned into something more.
But that's a story for a different day ;D
Let's just say, I scored.
The End
"Whoa, Van. I have to say, that was pretty smooth. Almost as smooth as me," Ventus said.
"I know. That's just the kind of person I am." Vanitas smiled a cheeky, Sora-like smile then turned to MiMi. "What did you think?"
Wow. It was… It was… It was-
"Hey, we're back!" Kairi said as she walked in the door with Sai, sword in hand. She dropped it in front of Sora. "My Dare is done."
"How did you guys get back here so fast?" Sora asked.
"I can control time and space," Sai replied.
Xion gasped. "Whoa, really? Cool! Do you think you could take me to Jesse-"
"Xion, enough with the Jesse McCartney. That whole mess has already caused us enough trouble," Roxas said. "Besides, he's too busy recording my voice for the English version of Kingdom Heart HD 1.5 ReMIX to be released on the PS3. Stay tuned for further details on release dates."
(A/N: Come on. You can't have a game show without ads!)
"Okay, on to more serious matters…" Terra cleared his throat. "You brought the sword… here?"
"Yeah…" Kairi said.
Why wouldn't you bring it to AD? He's the one who wants it!
"You wouldn't have known she did the Dare if I didn't!" Sai defended. "And, plus… I couldn't find him."
"Wait… so that means Cloud… Is coming… Here…" Amai realized.
Panic began to spread across the atmosphere.
"And he might bring all of his friends… Like Tifa… And *gulp* Barret… And Vincent…" someone squeaked.
"We're all gonna die. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"
"OH MAH LAWD, I CAN'T DIE TODAY, THOUGH. I'M TOO YOUNG!"
"FREAKIN' KAIRI AND SAI, W-WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US?"
EVERYONE, CALM DOWN. WE'RE NOT GONNA DIE.
"NAH, MAN. IF CLOUD WANTS TO BRING HIS ASS HERE, I'LL HAVE TO GIVE HIM THE BEAT DOWN, YO!"
"WHY ARE WE ALL YELLING?…AGAIN?!"
"IF YOU LIKE IT THEN YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT!"
"THEY TRIED TO MAKE ME GO TO REHAB. I SAID, 'NO, NO, NO!'"
"XION. NAMINÉ. SHUT UP!"
"AAALLVIIIIIIN!"
"HE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE."
Everyone stopped their yelling and looked at "Dave" from Alvin in the Chipmunks.
"Do you even belong at this party?" Angie asked.
"No…" he answered. "I just have a lot of feelings."
"Okay, go home," Larxene dismissed the lost character and he walked away solemnly, his head held down. Larxene then sighed.
Beat sighed. "Damn. It's gonna be a long sleep over, ain't it?"
"For real."
Just then, everyone heard a loud bang on the door.
Dun.
Dun…
-pause for dramatic effect-
DUUUUUNNNNNNNN!
Hey, so the mysterious AD is author ascendingDeath who also has the OC 'Sai' in this story.
(To you, AD: Sorry, I made Sai master of AND space because Phez probably won't make an appearance.)
OblivionsOath13: Life. That's what happened.
Omega02x: Nah. Not so much as a catastrophe just me being weird :P. But everything got cleared up! Sora is a tiny bit bi. (*cough* more like a lotta bit bi *cough*) Lol, Thanks!
musicbox's will: Thanks! And I remember my friend showed me that song once.
Guest/Anonymous: Thank you! :D Glad you enjoy it! :D :D :D
EliXSora4Ever: Thank you! And I'm sorry. I'd let you in if I could, but I can't. :( Sorry again!
DiveintoHeart: Aw, thank you so much! And, yes, there really is no plot, plan, outline or anything. (Between you and me, that's the main reason why I when I get writer's block for this story, it hits hard. XC)
Please excuse my absence and how I broke my promise of a weekly update. Please.
I had severe writer's block like no other.
Sorry, Fireflies, I hop I'll get another update a week from now but I'm going out of state for a few days. :(
I'm not sure when I'll be able to update next. BUT, my next update should reset the schedule.
THANKS FOR READING, GUYS! SORRY AGAIN. STAY STRONG.
xxxHikari-Kuraixxx (xxxLight-Darkxxx)
Credit for OC cast
OmegaStarShooter14 as: Angie
PrincessWarrior3 as: Jazz
Starlol9 as: Katrina
ascendingDeath as: Sai
Jenny -Xenj- Harris as: Xenj
SapphireDragonFly as: Dawn