Thank you OmegaStarShooter14 for the ideas for this chapter.
OC Guide:
Angie/Bonnie- Age 14. Girl wearing glasses and has brown eyes and curly brunette hair with blonde streaks.
Jazz- Age 13. Girl with long, midnight blue hair and light blue eyes.
Katrina- Age with shoulder length light brown hair that separated into a left side-fringe, and green eyes.
Sai- Age 16. Only boy; has jet black hair, like Vanitas (but in a different style), and sky blue eyes like Sora.
Xenj- Age with shoulder length, chocolate brown hair with a bang on right side and brown eyes.
Dawn- Age… ? (We've uncovered clue #1 though). Girl with hair vibrant red violet like Amai's, but short like Xion's, and very descriptive eyes.
Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Kiss, Tell, or Promise: The Darequel Chapter 7—Ay, Ay, Ay!
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"Wait… so that means Cloud… Is coming… Here…" Amai realized.
Panic began to spread across the atmosphere.
"And he might bring all of his friends… Like Tifa… And *gulp* Barret… And Vincent…" someone squeaked.
"We're all gonna die. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"
"OH MAH LAWD, I CAN'T DIE TODAY, THOUGH. I'M TOO YOUNG!"
"FREAKIN' KAIRI AND SAI, W-WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US?"
EVERYONE, CALM DOWN. WE'RE NOT GONNA DIE.
"NAH, MAN. IF CLOUD WANTS TO BRING HIS ASS HERE, I'LL HAVE TO GIVE HIM THE BEAT DOWN, YO!"
"WHY ARE WE ALL YELLING?…AGAIN?!"
"IF YOU LIKE IT THEN YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT!"
"THEY TRIED TO MAKE ME GO TO REHAB. I SAID, 'NO, NO, NO!'"
"XION. NAMINÉ. SHUT UP!"
"AAALLVIIIIIIN!"
"HE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE."
Everyone stopped their yelling and looked at "Dave" from Alvin in the Chipmunks.
"Do you even belong at this party?" Angie asked.
"No…" he answered. "I just have a lot of feelings."
"Okay, go home," Larxene dismissed the lost character and he walked away solemnly, his head held down. Larxene then sighed.
Beat sighed. "Damn. It's gonna be a long sleep over, ain't it?"
"For real."
Just then, everyone heard a loud bang on the door.
Dun.
Dun…
-pause for dramatic effect-
DUUUUUNNNNNNNN!
Just as it would in any other comedic-horror movie, the door knob began to slowly twist and turn in a creepy fashion.
And it turned…
And turned…
And turned and turned and turned…
"Uh… Why isn't the door opening?" Rhyme asked.
"It... It must be locked," Kairi answered.
Everyone sighed in relief.
The knob suddenly stopped turning. Whoever was on the other side probably heard Kairi's words.
Tidus came out from cowering behind Dawn and said, "So… does this mean we're safe?"
Ha, of course it doesn't.
Tidus began to quiver in fear again, scenes of Cloud killing Sephiroth in Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children Complete playing through his mind. "W-why not…?"
Because, at that moment, the doorbell began to ring. Whoever was on the other side had not left.
Larxene began to walk over to the door. Axel grabbed her hand and said, "What are you doing?! You're not just gonna let Cloud in, are you?"
Larxene glared at Axel and said, "We're not sure if it's even Cloud! And even if it was, it's rude to just let them stand outside all day!"
"…You're one to talk about rude…" Axel mumbled.
"I'm sorry, what was that?" Larxene asked as she cocked her head to the side.
"(sigh) Nothing, Larx. Just nothing."
"That's what I thought." The sadistic blonde walked away from the pyrophobic redhead triumphantly, then, as the doorbell rang a second time, she asked, "Who is it?"
A muffled voice then spoke, "It's," but then cleared their voice and began to talk in a different accent, hoping that no one would notice, which Larxene didn't. "It's an order for Phil's New York Style Pizza."
Larxene raised an eyebrow. Ha, Cloud used such a terrible rouse to try and fool her. Ordering pizza, who did he think she was? Dumb and Dumber?
She wouldn't let him in… even if it was rude to let him stand outside and…
Oh crap, she then thought. Now is the time I choose not to be selfish by kinda/sorta/really wanting to let him in for the sake of not being rude?!
The doorbell rang again, this time over and over again.
He's getting anxious, Larxene thought. Ah man, what the hell should I-
"Oh, that's for me," Rikuana then spoke up. "I was still hungry after the sandwich so I asked Xion to order me some pizza."
"I'm already on it," Xion mumbled then hurried over to the door, unlocked it and opened it.
"That'll be 392 munny, ma'am," the pizza guy said. (A/N: In this story 10 munny = 1 U.S. Dollar, so it's about $39.)
"392 munny? Why the hell is it so much?"
The pizza guy shrugged. "I don't make the prices, lady."
Xion rolled her eyes and gave the man his munny. He then handed her the pizza box and walked back to his car with a small wave to go with his departure.
Xion grumbled cusswords as she walked back over to Riku. She couldn't believe she spent so much munny on him!
"I hope you're happy," Xion said with malice in her voice.
"Very. Thanks, sweet cheeks." Rikuana smiled up at Xion and winked.
Meanwhile, Sora was examining the Buster Sword. Although it was made of metal, something didn't seem right about it.
"Hey," he then said aloud, "I'm no sword expert, but wouldn't this metal be a little bit… you know, less bendy?"
"So you mean the shaft isn't hard enough?" Pence snickered.
"What?" Sora asked.
"What?" Pence mimicked innocently.
Vanitas walked over to where Sora was and looked at the sword also. On the handle, he sees some words engraved on the handle.
"Hey… What's this?" he asked. This began to pique everyone's attention.
On the engraving it said:
Final Fantasy VII © Cloud Strife Costume Play Buster Sword.
Material: Aluminum
Net weight: 1.3 kilograms
Size: 130 x 25 x 10cm.
Warning: This is not a weapon. Used for novelty and display purposes only.
Both he and Sora read it out loud so that everyone could hear.
Everyone's jaw dropped in shock. The sword was a fake.
"It's fake?" Naminé gasped. "So…Cloud was never even coming here in the first place?"
"That's…That's…" Shiki was speechless.
"Kairi, where did you get this sword from?" Sora asked.
"Um… uh…" Kairi prolonged her answer. "A… convention…"
"What do you mean 'a convention'?! You were supposed to steal the sword from Cloud! Not some cosplayer!"
"And get myself killed? What if that was Cloud at the door, huh? He would probably hurt us all!" Kairi argued. "I did you all a favor."
"Hm… I guess you are right, in a way," Joshua said. "But still, you should have spoken up sooner about it so that we wouldn't have gotten all worked up."
"Yeah, but you guys wouldn't have counted it as if I actually did the dare if you knew it was a fake sword."
"Does… this mean we actually have to get Cloud's sword?" Sai asked.
"Well, not you, 'cause this is Kairi's dare," Sora said.
Actually, the author appeard from nowhere and said, I just got word from the Dare gods and they told me that if the life of any character is being risked then the dare is null and void. The dare-ee (is that what you would call it?) is now able to spin and do her turn.
"What?" Sora asked. "Does this mean my whole turn was… was pointless?"
I mean, we can't just let Kairi die by Cloud, Sora. How would we continue the game without her?
"I mean… but… can't I just switch what I dare Kairi to do?"
Well… uh… sure. I guess that's only fair.
"But what about AD?" Sai sai. "Won't he be angry that no one did what he requested?"
"Shhh!" Kairi quieted Sai. "Do you want to die?"
"But-"
"Hey! I've got it! I know what Kairi will do for her dare," Sora interrupted. "And it won't cause physical in harm to anyone."
"What about mentally?" Amai asked. "I'm still pretty mentally scarred from the dare last time that I was told to do by the official pervert Vanitas the Badass."
"Even though there was an insult in there, that name was kind of cool," Vanitas said.
"Oh, no. Not mentally or physically harmful. She'll be fine." Sora smiled.
Kairi cringed and thought, Even though he says no one will get hurt, I have a bad feeling about this…
"Kairi, I dare you to… speak Spanish for the rest of this chapter! And you can't just not talk, you have to say stuff throughout the whole rest of the chapter." Sora then said something else barely audible that no one could hear.
"What? But I don't even know Spa-"
"Hey! That's sounds a lot like English to me!" Tidus said.
"But-" Kairi was about to say something, but then to avoid further interruption, she then thought of something better to do. Hey, Narrator, she thought, can you tell Sora that I don't know Spanish?
Since I narrated what she said, Sora heard what she thought to me.
Sora shrugged. "Sounds like a personal problem to me."
Kairi rolled her eyes at her boyfriend's selfishness then thought, Does anyone here know Spanish?
"Nope."
"Uh… Taco?"
"That's racist."
"Not really."
"Not at all."
"Don't look at me."
"No."
"I don't."
Not even you, Author? Kairi asked.
No… I mean, I know some, but my parents never really taught me enough to really be a Spanish–
I asked you a simple yes or no question, not for your whole life story, Kairi thought. Naminé? Aren't you Hispanic? I mean, you had a Quinceañera, right?
"I'm in the same boat as the author," Naminé answered. "My parents never taught me Spanish either."
What the hell am I supposed to do then?! Kairi stomped her foot in frustration.
"I know Spanish," Angie finally spoke up. "But… wouldn't it kind of be cheating if she told me what she wanted to say? She'd have to say it to me in English first."
Yeah, and I can't just use her thoughts throughout the whole chapter. It'd be too much work for me to narrate and do that at the same time.
But… Wouldn't it be the same narration as if I were really talking instead of-?
"Oh! I know!" Ventus interrupepted. "Use Google Translate."
…I heard that that's not a very good resource to use because it messes a lot of sentences up, Kairi thought. But I guess I have no choice… Thanks a lot, Sora.
Kairi pulled out her phone then typed in the URL to Google Translate. (A/N: Just know that from this point on, any of the Spanish spoken is not necessarily accurate.) "Um… Contar."
"Uh… What?" Sora asked.
"She said… 'Count'…?" Angie translated.
Kairi sighed then showed Angie her phone so she could see what she was trying to translate.
"Oh… she wants to do a Tell," she realized. "Yeah, Google Translate is a terrible translator…"
Kairi nodded her head and went to the middle of the circle then spun the bottle.
Spin
Spin
Spin
Spin
Spin
Spin…
It landed on Joshua.
"Oh, well at least I don't have to do a crazy dare," Joshua said.
Kairi took a few seconds to type in her phone what she wanted to say in Spanish.
"Cuál es la cosa más vergonzosa que te pase?" she said.
Everyone looked at Angie for a translation. She laughed nervously at the sudden attention then said to Kairi, "You want to know the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to Joshua?"
"Yeah- uh… I mean, sí."
"Hm… The most embarrassing thing I've ever done?" Joshua said. "That's not a very fair question."
Kairi waited a second to reply because she had to type in what she wanted to say. "Por qué no?"
"Because," Joshua began to say, knowing that tiny bit of Spanish, "there's just so many."
(A/N: She said, "Why not?")
"Hm… But if I had to choose one," Joshua said, "I guess it would be how I let Square Enix put us in the Kingdom Hearts universe and massacre TWEWY's original art work to make us Kingdom Hearts style. We look so dreadful in Dream Drop Distance and all we do is contribute even more senselessness to the already jumbled up storyline."
Everyone, including the TWEWY characters, looked shocked.
And they all were thinking the same thing:
Oh no he didn't.
"What did you say?"
"Oh man. Shit just got real."
"Huh?"
"Blasphemy!"
"Hell nah, what the fuck did he just say about our game? Bitch, I will fu-" Olette was about to go over to Joshua but Beat held her back. "Aye, man, let go!"
"Nah, Olette, it ain't worth it! Didn't you just say you just got out the pin? Don't let him make you go back over one comment," Beat said.
Although Olette was being held back by someone, Kairi had already put some things in Google Translate and began to talk to Joshua in an angry, but very choppy and non-fluent, way as she came towards him.
"Acabas de insultar a mi juego? Voy a vencer a la mierda mierda fuera de usted! Quién coño te crees que estás jodido hijo de puta perra culo? Voy a tirar todo ese pelo rubio culo de mierda gay de la cabeza! Me oyes?"
Because Kairi was pronouncing most of the words wrong, and the inaccuracy of Google Translate, Angie did not even get a jist of what Kairi was saying; only a few bits and pieces. (A/N: *I'll have what she said in the bottom A/N.)
Joshua began to laugh his distinguishable laugh at everyone's reaction, smiling sadistically. "Wow, I didn't think you guys would react so… belligerently." Once his laughter died down and the room's loud murmur of anger had been replaced with icy glares, Joshua said, "Calm down, everyone, I was only joking. I actually quite enjoyed being in the game. I just said it was bad so that I could have time to think of the real worst thing that has ever happened to me."
"And what would that be?" Katrina asked.
"Well, once I stepped on a leggo at my house and cursed in front of my parents. That was really embarrassing."
Wut.
"Hablas en serio?" Kairi asked.
"Are you serious?" Angie translated.
"I mean… I guess it would be kinda bad to do that, but not… embarrassing." Demyx said.
"Well excuse me for not giving you a story about how I got arrested or woke up somewhere naked," Joshua said, obviously offended.
"Lo que. Así que date prisa y girar para que podamos terminar con esto," Hayner said.
"Uh… Hayner, why are you speaking Spanish?" Pence asked.
"I think Kairi may have started a new trend," Amai mumbled.
"Porque tengo que reinventarme! Estoy haciendo esto por Olette!" Hayner replied to Pence.
"What did he say, Angie?" Pence asked her.
"Um, Hayner? Can I see your phone?" Angie asked Hayner because he, too, sucks at pronouncing Spanish and she had to make sure that Google Translate wasn't fucking up again. "At first he said, 'Whatever. Just hurry up and spin so that we can end this game.' Then to reply what you asked him, he said, "I need to reinvent myself. I'm doing this for Olette.'"
"Hayner," Olette began, "por qué no puedes aceptar que no me quieres ya? La chica que amas ya no está aquí. Este soy yo. Este es el Olette real!"
Jeez, NONE of these guys can even TRY to pronounce things right? Angie though then walked over to Olette, who was reading the Spanish from off her phone. She then translated, "'Hayner, why can't you just accept that I don't want you anymore? The girl you love is no longer here. This is me. This is the real Olette.'"
"No me importa!" Hayner shouted. "Todavía quiero que, Olette. No importa si ha cambiado, porque yo siempre te amaré."
Angie ran back over to Hayner (who, for some reason, was on the other side of the whole room) and translated, "'I don't care. I still want you Olette. It doesn't matter if you changed, because I will always love you.'" Then she cooed, "Awww. That's so sweet."
"Todavía me quieres aunque me dijo que he estado con otro hombre?" Olette asked, having an ashamed look on her face.
As Angie was about to go over to Olette, she saw that Jazz was already looking over Olette's shoulder to read what she was trying to say.
"She said, 'Would you still love me even if I said I've been with another man?'" Jazz translated.
Damn. This is getting good.
"This is like some Spanish sope opera shit," Aqua said. "Except with people who can't speak Spanish."
"Um… Podemos hacer todo esto después de mi turno?" Joshua said. Katrina went behind him to look at what he was saying.
"He said, 'Can we do all of this after my turn?'"
"Está todo el mundo hablando español ahora?" Amai asked.
Now realizing the pattern in the sequence, Xenj went behind Amai and translated, "'Is everyone speaking Spanish now?"
"Ay, Dios mio…" Kairi sighed.
Sai went behind her and translated, "'Oh my God.'"
"Quién es el otro?" Hayner began his conversation with Olette again.
"'Who is the other man?'" Angie translated.
"Yo no puedo decir," Olette said. "No quiero nada más complicado de lo que ya es..."
Jazz translated, "I cannot say. I don't want anything more complicated than it already is..."
Meanwhile, Naminé was thinking, How the hell do they type so fast?
Si hablo en español, se traduce alguien para mí?
No, I say. Don't even think about speaking Spanish.
Aw, por qué no?
Because there's already enough Spanish in this chapter.
But-
No!
Please-?
I. Said. No.
The author stuck her tongue out at me and said, No eres divertido. Meanie.
(A/N: Translation (according to Google Translate): "If I were to speak Spanish, would someone translate for me?" "Aw, why not?" "You're no fun." I had to translate for myself. And part of me didn't want anyone to translate for me. Forever. Alone.)
"Dime quién es el hombre!" Hayner said.
"Tell me who the man is!" Angie said, this time with the same feeling as Hayner.
"Por favor, Hayner," Olette then began to beg silently to him. "Por favor, no me obligues a decirte quién es el hombre."
"Please, Hayner. Please don't make me tell you who the man is," Jazz also said with feeling.
"No voy a estar loco, Olette! Sólo dime. Por favor. Sólo necesito saber," Hayner said in a calm and soft voice."
"I won't be mad, Olette! Just tell me. Please. I just need to know," Angie said.
"Just tell him, Olette!" Aqua said as if she were yelling at a television screen.
Olette looked Hayner straight into the eyes and her lip quivered as she said, "Su nombre es... Su nombre es..."
Jazz looked Angie straight into the eyes and her lip quivered as she said, "His name is… His name is…"
-To be continued next time on Reino Corazones!-
*Translation for Kairi's Spanish earlier (I'm bleeping it out though): Did you just insult my game? I'll beat the [bleeping] [bleep] out of you! Who the [bleep] do you think you are, you [bleeping] [bleep] [bleep] mother[bleeper]? I will pull all of that [bleeping] gay [bleep] blond hair out of your head. Do you hear me?
Kairi scares me sometimes.
Anyways… Where do I begin?
Well, just saying sorry about not updating for 2 months won't work, will it?
Will it help that I said I spent all day trying to write this (sucky) chapter?
And if you really do think it sucked, can't you understand why I didn't write because of my writer's block for this story and other things that are going on with school, life, blah blah blah? All that stuff you don't really care about?
No?
Hm… How about I make a penguin again! \( ^_^)/ - /(^_^ )\ - \( ^_^)/ This time he's dancing!
…Still not good enough?
(._. ) Okay.
Rowin Wolfe: Sorry. To be honest, I just got lazy with Kairi's dare. I'm not the best at writing fight scenes and I didn't want to prolong it any further. .-. But thanks anyways for suggesting it! I'm going to
M4tt M1ll3r - R4gn0r0k: Again, like I said to the person before you, I got lazy with Kairi's dare and everything and I'm no good at fight scenes. I know it's just excuses to you, but I really needed to get something up to show that I'm still alive today. Don't get me wrong, I really am glad you suggested her dare, but it was just the laziness on my part that mad me not do the rest. And I apologize for that. But I will make sure to try my best to do any other things you request if you request them in the future!
OmegaStarShooter14: Thanks for the stuff you sent in. I'll try to get it all done next time I update! I have a plot bunny for them. Haha, yeah... I kind of cheated everyone out of their Cloud Strife appearance. I'm sorry :(
DemonicRin: Couldn't have said it better myself.
LightXDarknessKH: I'm not sure if I'm going to repeat characters' turns yet. I might in this story, but I didn't do it last story, so I'm not sure.
Omega02x: Haha. You guessed right! I was being a super lazy person (which everyone will probably now hate me for) and made it a false alarm. Thank you! :)
musicbox's will: Vanitas: What did you say about my writing?! -flips table- Me: Calm down and put the table back, Vani. There ya' go.
Guest/Anonymous: I'm sorry, but I can't do character death, lol. X) The dare gods won't allow it!
DiveintoHeart: Thank you! I'm glad you like it. And yes, I will show up less since you requested it. XD
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
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-I'm not gonna be able to update weekly anymore. I'm sorry, but that promise will just be broken again.
-I'm sorry.
-I'm sorry.
-I'm sorry.
-I'M SORRY.
-I'm sorry!
-If you have any Truths or Dares, etc. to submit, please send them via PM because I realized that to do it via review is against the rules. And I'm not about that rule-breaking life.
-Thanks for reading and please show me that you're either happy or pissed off that I'm still alive!
May the odds be ever in your favor.
xxxHikari-Kuraixxx (xxxLight-Darkxxx)