OC Guide:
Angie/Bonnie- Age 14. Girl wearing glasses and has brown eyes and curly brunette hair with blonde streaks.
Jazz- Age 13. Girl with long, midnight blue hair and light blue eyes.
Katrina- Age 16. with shoulder length light brown hair that separated into a left side-fringe, and green eyes.
Sai- Age 16. Only boy; has jet black hair, like Vanitas (but in a different style), and sky blue eyes like Sora.
Dawn- Age… ? (We've uncovered clue #1 though). Girl with hair vibrant red violet like Amai's, but short like Xion's, and very descriptive eyes.
Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Kiss, Tell, or Promise: The Darequel Chapter 12—Interrogation, Abuse, Double Abuse, Lip Rape, Interrogation (again), or Selling Your Soul?
Last time on T, D, DD, K, T, or P: The DQ:
"...if you could choose between having world peace, and being the richest person in the world, how many sea-salt ice creams would you buy me and Roxas to eat on top of the clock tower in Twilight Town during sunsets?"
At first Jazz was silent. Too silent. So silent that she may have been frozen in shock (like everyone seems to always to). But then her shoulders started to rise and fall rapidly. She burst out into a gut-wrenchingly hearty laugh. (A/N: Whew. It's been a while since I've done one of these. Anyways, I loved describing that laugh.) "As much as you need, Axel." Jazz smiled. Then for some reason her eyes moved over to Larxene, who was scowling at both her and Axel, so they both put their heads down.
"Erm..." Jazz clears her throat. "Well, I guess I'll just get on with my turn, then." She closed her eyes and thought about it. "Hm... I feel like I should do a tell or a promise, since those haven't really been done, but then again neither has a kiss, so I think I'll do a kiss." She walked to the center of the circle and spun the bottle.
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Roxas.
"Aw. I really thought Jazz would start a trend for us to go..." Katrina said, dissapointed.
"Yeah, me too..." Sai added.
Well, the chapter is still young, there's still a chance for you all to go! I promise I'll talk to the dare gods about working in you guys' favor.
"Okay..." all of MiMi's friends said.
"Isn't it weird that both me and Xion has gotten a kiss?" Roxas said. Then he shrugged. "Well as long as I don't have to kiss Riku's oddly muscular ass then I guess it's not too bad."
"What about my ass is oddly muscular?" Rikuana yelled. "And how do both YOU and Aqua know how it's shaped, anyways?!"
"Have you SEEN yourself in the games?" Aqua asked. "You always get ass shots!"
"It's true, Riku!" Sora added in. "Especially in KH3D when you're playable and all we see is dat ass! Everyone's seen it."
"Yeah!"
"Even I've seen it!" Neku jumped in. "It's so muscular, I bet you could pick up a cherry stem when you squat those buns!"
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"Did I... just make it weird?" Neku asked.
"Yes. Very," AD replied.
"You got a little too excited their, Neku," Shiki said.
"I think we all did," Dawn added.
"Um... Jazz, can you tell me who I have to kiss?" Roxas said, changing the subject.
"Yeah." Jazz nodded her head slowly. "I think I have the perfect kiss for you in particular, Roxas."
He took a deep breath and braced himself.
"I want you to go to an anime convention and kiss a die hard fangirl."
*Cue the group gasp.*
Oh.
No.
She.
Didn't.
Roxas dropped his jaw and widened his eyes in shock. "N-no... You can't be serious. Not... that. ANYTHING but that."
"Sorry," Jazz apologized, starting to feel a little regret. "But it has been spoken. I can't change it now."
"Aw, shit..." Roxas sighed. "It's about to go down."
And just like that, everyone was at a random anime convention.
"How did we get here?" Angie asked.
Don't question it, just enjoy the convinience.
"Okay...?"
Suddenly, Comicbook Guy (from The Simpsons) walked up to the group sipping a slushy and holding a donut. He also was wearing a blue ribbon with fresh grease stains on it that said "COSTUME JUDGE" on it.
He first looked at Vanitas. "Your costume's PRETTY good. But that hair is obviously a wig. You can tell from a mile a way." He scoffed. "Better luck next time."
"Uh... what?" Vanitas said.
He went on to the next one. "You must be dressed as the rumored twin sister of Kairi: Amai. Don't see very many cosplay of her very often. And with this horrid atrocity I can see why. You didn't even get the coveted long hair right. Shame." Before Amai even got to reply, he started with Kairi. "Your chest is way too flat for the real Kairi and your hair isn't silky and flowing like hers. Awful." Then he moved to Demyx. "Your Org. XIII robe is too shiny and metallic when the robes are obviously flat black in the games. Nice try."
Comicbook Guy went on and on, talking about everyone's costumes, from Aqua's hair being too blue to Beat's pants being too baggy and even to Sora's costume being the "Worst. Costume. Ever." because his smile wasn't bright enough and didn't give him the fluttering feelings of a giddy school girl like when he played the games.
His last critique was on Rikuana.
Oh boy...
"And... what have we here?" He looked Rikuana up and down, then dropped his slushy. "My. GOD! This is the best Sephiroth costume I have ever seen, EVER. The hair, the makeup, IT'S PERFECT! You, sir, are officially a legend. I MUST have your name!" He begged.
"Is... Is this guy serious? PFFFFT." Rikuana busted out in laughter.
Everyone joined in with him, then walked away, still laughing their asses off in the process.
"NO. Don't go! ...Damn it, Comicbook Guy, you blew it. You always come on too strong," he cursed to himself.
"Whatever that guy is on, I need it," Pence commented.
"Roxas hurry up and do your kiss so we can get outta this crazy place," Terra said.
"Ugh, God, don't remind me," Roxas groaned.
They began their trek to the Kingdom Hearts section of the convention.
"Hey, dude, nice Sephiroth costume," some guy complimented Rikuana. "Hey, you guys, look at this guy dressed as Sephiroth!"
"But, I'm not even-" Suddenly, a swarm of people crowded Rikuana.
"Hey, Ven..." Roxas said to Ventus. "Do you think that these people legitimately don't recognize us? 'Cause if that's the case I can just kiss a random girl and she won't completely freak out on me."
"It's possible." Ventus nodded.
"Okay. Then I'll do it." He started to scout the room for the perfect girl to catch off guard. He then saw a girl cosplaying as Xion and thought that it was the best decision.
He walked over to her. He skipped the formalities and immediately kissed her square on the lips.
She gasped dramatically when the kids was over. "Oh my god... Oh my fucking God..."
"Ohhhh no. No. Don't tell me-"
"THE Roxas just kissed me. THE ROXAS JUST KISSED ME! HEJUSTFUCKINGKISSEDMEOHMYFUCKINGGODTHISISTOOFUCKIN GAMAZINGHOWDIDTHISHAPPENPANTIESAREFALLINGOFF!"
"Guys. We have to get out of here," Roxas says in a panicked voice as he runs to the group. The fangirl looks confused as she follows behind. "NOW."
"Yeah, let's go," Rikuana agreed. "Please."
"WAIT. Before you go, take this token of my gratitude!" Comicbook Guy said and threw Rikuana a medal.
Rikuana just shook her head. "Get me OUT of this place!"
Then they were back to the mansion. Just like that.
"Whew. That was so close." Roxas gasped for air.
"Tell me about it," Rikuana replied. He looked at the medal he was given. It read "Best. Costume. EVER."
Xion was looking over Rikuana's shoulder when he read it. She started to laugh, but Rikuana covered her mouth. Pointing a finger at her, he said, "Not. A. Single. Word. Understand?"
She nodded her head slowly. "Mhhmm..." was all she could say with the hand on her mouth.
"Good. Now, go burn this." She put the medal in Xion's hands and Xion ran off to do the deed.
Everyone else gathered in a circle around the bottle again. Roxas picked it up and said, "I'll do a promise and a tell. What? Did you guys forget you could do that?"
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Angie.
"Woohoo!" said girl cheers. "What do I gotta tell and promise you, Roxas?"
He walked over to Angie and lifted her up on her feet. He grabbed her wrists frantically then looked dead in her eyes and said, "Promise me that you will never, EVER become a crazy fangirl like Xion and girls who cosplay as Xion. Please just promise me that one thing."
Angie smiled mischievously then said, "Too late!" Then she ran over to Terra and glomped him.
Or at least that's the scenario that she thought up in her head.
In real life she laughed nervously and said, "Okay, Roxas... I won't. Just... calm down, alright?"
"I'M TOO DAMN STRESSED TO BE CALM. OKAY?!" he suddenly snapped. "Look. You don't understand. THAT girl at the anime convention was not even close to what I've seen. Hell, XION'S not even the worst I've seen! It's crazy, man. Straight up, CRAZY. I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE OF THIS CRAZY SHIT I CAN TAKE-"
Angie slapped Roxas.
Whoa. Angie slapped Roxas.
I think we all should take this moment to take in the fact that Angie just-
"A-Angie..." Roxas whimpered, holding his face. "Why did-?"
"Pull yourself together, man!" she interrupted. "You're here. Alive. With all of us. So it's okay. You can survive the fangirls. I believe in you."
"You really think so?" he asked with hopeful eyes.
"I know so." She nodded. "Now let's stop talking about that. What do you want me to tell you?"
"Well, at first I was planning to ask you who you would be if you could switch lives with someone in this room, buuuut... now I want to ask you if... well, if you'll be my friend?"
Angie smiled and laughed. "You didn't have to waste a Tell on that. Of course I'll be your friend!"
"Really?" Roxas jumped up and down. "Ohmygodohmygodshesaidyespantiesarefallingoff!"
"Uh... Roxas?" Angie lifted an eyebrow.
He laughed then patted her back. "Kidding!"
Angie let out sigh of relief. "Good. I thought I lost you there for a second." She then walked to the middle of the circle and said, "I'll do a dare."
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Katrina.
"Yay!" Katrina cheered. "What do I have to do? Tell me, tell me, tell me!"
"Okay, okay!" Angie said. "I dare you to prank call someone."
"Who do I prank call?" Katrina asked, eager to get on with her dare.
"Hm... Seifer."
Katrina nodded her head, and thought.
Oh, yeah, and before you ask, I have everyone's phone number in the KH universe right here in this book.
Why do you have-
Shhh. Don't question it, just enjoy the convinience.
Suddenly, a light bulb appeared over Katrina's head. "I know exactly what I'll say to him."
"What?" Angie asked.
"You'll see. I'll put the call on speaker phone." She then cleared her throat. "Okay, everyone be quiet! I have to get in character…"
Katrina pulled her phone from her back pocket, then began to call Seifer.
"Hello?" he answered.
Katrina took a deep breath. "Hey... I just... I called to tell you that I'm pregnant."
Everyone's eyes widened.
"(Gasp!) She didn't," Tidus whispered.
"I think she did," Selphie replied.
"What? Who is this?"
"...It's me. Oh yeah... and I also wanted to tell you that I got tested... and that I'm HIV positive." Katrina silently giggled.
"(Double Gasp!) She didn't!" Tidus shrieked.
"She really did!" Selphie loud-whispered.
"Wait... oh my god... Toni, is this YOU?How did you get my number?!"
Then Katrina hung up. Leaving Seifer in complete suspense.
Tidus fainted.
"Wouldn't it be funny if Seifer went to go get tested for an STD?" Hayner said.
"Yeah." Katrina laughed. "I wonder who that Toni girl is. I bet he's gonna be so confused when they talk to each other again."
"Well, whatever happens, bitch got what he deserved."
Katrina laughed and shook her head. Then she walked to the middle of the circle, picked up the bottle and said, "Can I do a dare? I wanna do a dare. I hope the bottle will let me."
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Namine.
"Yay! It let me do it!" Katrina smiled.
Namine sighed. "Whew. I don't have to do the whole list of things. That's relief."
"So, Namine," Katrina started, getting straight to the point, "your dare is to do funny impersonations of everyone in this room."
"Aw, everyone? That's a lot of people, though~..." Namine whined.
"Okay… Then I'll change it to 5 people of your choice. But it HAS to be funny!"
"Alright," Namine sighed. "I guess I choose…"
To be continued...
This chapter was more of a "Back to school" update. I wanted to get one really long one in before I had to start my sophomore year of school, so, here you are! I made it so long so that you guys can be satisfied until the next update.
Did MiMi do good? :D
KH lova: Thank you!
PrincessWarrior3: Happy belated birthday! Being 14 was a pretty cool year for me. A lot happened in my life, though. I'm glad I kept you in character! Thank you for telling me. Oh, yeah, and
Kupkake: Okay, then, Tacoh!
DiveintoHeart: Nobody knows what almond milk is! IT'S ONE OF THE WONDERS OF THE WORLD.
AvengfulDemigod: Here's the long chapter you wanted!
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