OC Guide:
Angie/Bonnie- Age 14. Girl wearing glasses and has brown eyes and curly brunette hair with blonde streaks.
Jazz- Age 13. Girl with long, midnight blue hair and light blue eyes.
Katrina- Age 16. with shoulder length light brown hair that separated into a left side-fringe, and green eyes.
Sai- Age 16. Only boy; has jet black hair, like Vanitas (but in a different style), and sky blue eyes like Sora.
Dawn- Age… ? (We've uncovered clue #1 though). Girl with hair vibrant red violet like Amai's, but short like Xion's, and very descriptive eyes.
Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Kiss, Tell, or Promise: The Darequel Chapter 13—Impress Me! Get it? 'Cause, Impression?
Last time on T, D, DD, K, T, or P:
"Can I do a dare? I wanna do a dare. I hope the bottle will let me."
Spin
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Namine.
"Yay! It let me do it!" Katrina smiled.
Namine sighed. "Whew. I don't have to do the whole list of things. That's relief."
"So, Namine," Katrina started, getting straight to the point, "your dare is to do funny impersonations of everyone in this room."
"Aw, everyone? That's a lot of people, though~..." Namine whined.
"Okay… Then I'll change it to 5 people of your choice. But it HAS to be funny!"
"Alright," Namine sighed. "I guess I choose…"
*We interrupt this program for… well… does it even matter? Just read!*
You know, AD, looking back on your dare for Kairi, that was kind of a dick move, I say to the other author.
"Wait, what? Why bring this up now, I mean, out of nowhere?"
I know we're in the middle of the game and all, but seriously? You had the sword all along, why didn't you do this trade yourself?
"Huh." AD looked stumped. "You know, maybe I didn't think that plan through."
What're you guys talking about there? the Author asked.
Nothing, nothing. I shake my head. Why don't we get back to the chapter?
"Yeah, dorky impressions are about to commence!" Sai replied.
(A/N: This was random butyou gotta admit, this story wouldn't be the same without randomness.)
LET THE ACTS COMMENCE!
[Xion]
Namine began to speak in a high-pitched and exaggerated voice. "Praise Jessie McCartney's [bleep]! It's absolute glory puts all other [bleep]s to shame! If I could have just one night with that amazing, one of a kind, HUMONGOUS [bleep], I would be born all over again."
*Le whole room gasps in shock*
Did Namine just...
Most people were silent. Few were smiling. And Rhyme was… curious.
"What word keeps getting bleeped out?" she asked, innocently.
But Ventus didn't fall for her rouse. "Yeah, like you don't know, you, you… ugh, I don't even know what word to call you."
"You can call me Daddy." She blinked her eyes and smiled.
"WHAT?" Ventus' voice squeaked.
"Huh?" she asked innocently.
"DID NO ONE JUST HEAR THAT," Ventus pleaded.
And no one really did hear it because Xion was steaming. "I am NOT that obsessed, you fucking-"
"Hey. Shut up," Rikuana said, laughing. "That was actually pretty funny. Do another one, Namine!"
"Hmm… okay, I got a good one!" Namine cleared her throat and got into character. "I bet you that Jessie McCartney's [bleep] is so big that if I grabbed-"
OKAYYY, we're done here! That's enough, Namine.
"But-"
NEXT SCENE.
Amai
"Ah, RIKU!" Namine launched herself at the nearest Riku-sized object, then glomped it with a glomp so powerful, even the greatest of fangirls would be impressed. "RIKURIKURIKURIKURIKU!" She began squealing hysterically, slightly creeping out everyone in the room. Even the Riku-sized object, somehow...
"Uhm," Luke (aD's real name) began, "Okay, that actually creeped me out, and that's saying something. I mean, I did just suddenly come into this story for no exact reason."
"HA, you know, from what I've seen, that impression wasn't exaggerated at all," Jazz joked and everybody laughed.
Except for Amai.
She was just plain offended.
[Beat]
"Yo, yo, yo, yooooooo!" Namine spoke in a calm, carefree way. But then suddenly got aggresive. "Yo, yo, YO, YO, YOOOOOOOO!" Then she did a fail beatbox that ended with a, "YOOOOOOO!"
"Aight, aight! I get you, Namine- damn!" Beat whined. "Why you gotta be playa hatin' though?"
"Don't hate the player, Beat; hate the game." Namine shrugged.
[Mr. T's Ghost]
"I AIN'T A GHOST AND I AIN'T DEAD!"
"Uh…. wut," was the central thought of the room.
"Remember?" Namine asked, and it was answered with blank stares. "Last game? When we first met the Author and she was pretending to be- Oh, nevermind!" she got frustrated. "Next impression!"
[Pence]
". . ."
". . ."
"…Uh, Namine? Are… aren't you going to say anything?" Dawn asked.
"NO!" Pence cried out, running up to observe closer. "It's…" Pence then gasped dramatically. "...perfect! She's perfect." He turned to face the rest of the party, tears of joy in his eyes. "THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL IMPRESSION! ALL WHO SAY OTHERWISE ARE INCOMPETENT FOOLS WHO CANNOT UNDERSTAND THE TRUE ESSENCE OF ACTING!"
Erm… okay?
*ahem* Anyways, Namine didn't stop at Pence. She kept going because she was beginning to like doing the impressions. In fact, she, dare I say, loved doing impressions. So much so, she went far beyond her five person limit and began to impersonate every. Single. Person. In. The. Gott. Damn. Room.
"Oh, look at me, the pretentious Narrator who can't even do her single job! I never give the good characters any lines, just her favorites! Oooo, and don't worry folks, the Vanitas chapters will soon be taking over your very being! Just wait! You'll see!"
Everyone.
"Hello," Namine said in a deep, stern voice. "I am a dare god. I will now condemn you to hours of playing a game that breaks all fourth walls, physic's laws, and just plain doesn't make any sense. Because sense is logical and logic means nothing to me, my feeble turtle ducks." (A/N: Legend of Korra reference, woohoo!)
"Well, that's over with!" Namine took in a deep breath and quickly returned to acting like herself, as if she hadn't offended everyone in the room."You know what? This spin, I am going to do a truth, dare, double dare, kiss, tell AND promise.
"Whoa, busting that out so early in the game?" Demyx asked.
Namine laughed evilly, arguably more evilly than a drunk Maleficent. True story.
"Revenge… REVENGE!" she cackled.
Um… Namine, sweety? You should probably calm yourself just a tad-
"NO! IT'S TOO LATE TO KEEP CALM. IT'S NOW OR NEVER, BABY, SO I SAY NOW! YEEAAAAHHH!"
…ok.
Namine walked to the bottle and kicked it into a spin. She squatted down next to it and eyeballed it carefully. C'mon! Selphie, Selphie, SELPHIE! Grrrr! she thought. (A/N: I'm sorry, but could you imagine Namine growling? Wouldn't that just be the most hilarious thing in the world?)
Spin
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Sai.
". . ."
". . ."
There was nothing but silence.
Namine stared straight into Sai's eyes, and Sai did the same.
"So it begins…" both of them said in a whisper.
WOAH, LIKE YO IS THIS EVEN HAPPENING RIGHT NOW? Never in my life have I been M.I.A. for like a whole semester. I flipping hate high school at this point, no lie. :'(
If you guys aren't dead, thanks for reading, like always! I appreciate you!
KH lova: Yeah! I do have a chapter!
archaicDefiance: Nooooooo, only me :) sowwwwwy, I still love ya though, hunbunch :D
OmegaStarShooter14: waaaaat, i didnt pull anything funny between you and terra i dont know wat ur talking aboouuuut ;)
Star Ate Opal And Dia: It's funny because it's true! Riku's butt is oddly muscular!
LightzMusic22: Because Sephiroth MOST DEF looks like a drag version of Riku. Those people weren't insane at all!
Hey, in your next review, do you mind including one suggestion or complaint? Like, really, DON'T spare my feelings, I gots tough skin, you know? I just wanna get better, as a gratitude for you guys. (But NO suggesting longer chapters 'cause… well… see, I gotta go, kthxbye.)
Oh, and huge thanks to archaicDefiance (aD) for giving me the structure of this chapter by writing his own version of this T, D, DD, K, T, or P chapter :) If you would also like to do the same, or even write your own T or D story based on mine, don't hesitate to do it! Just tell me so I can read it, okay? Okay.
Goodnight! It's past midnight here where I am.
xxxHikari-Kuraixxx (xxxLight-Darkxxx)