A/N Title: Oh, Damn...

Um... hey guys!

So, I guess I should get straight to business...

There's no easy way to put this. Or funny way to put this. At all...

Which is really weird, since this is a story that's supposed to be funny.

But this is not funny...

And I keep re-writing and re-writing this whole thing to make this message sound less awful than it really is. But I can't.

And this message is so awful because...

I'm officially discontinuing the story...

"For real?" you ask.

"For real..." the Author replies solemnly.

NARRATOR, THIS IS NO TIME FOR NARRATING.

Sorry...

Anyways, you might think this is the point where I'm like, "JK, why would I EVER stop this story? I'll keep it going til I'm 52 if I have to!" then start the chapter, but it's not... I kind of wish I was planning on doing that, since this story means so much to me, and honestly, I hate to say that I'm letting it go.

Why I'm letting it go? Because I just can't write this anymore. I can't write FanFiction all that much anymore... it sucks to say, but writing is something I just don't have time for anymore. And not just time (if it were only time, I really would keep writing this, even until I was 52), but passion. My passion's gone... I don't know where it went, and I don't know when or if it will come back.

I love you all sooooooooo much, all of you who have been reading my stories since I first put Life after Death, and I Love You, Tifa up, and those of you who have read even only a sentence of my crazy, craziness. :) And if all my love could be summed up into a number, it would be two hundred and ten thousand, seven hundred sixty-eight (210,768). I went through my account and used all the numbers that connected to you guys to calculate it. Numbers like my author favorites & alerts, those a fave & alerted me, the total number of PM threads I have, the total number of reviews I've given, the total number of reviews I've recieved, and, of course, the total number of words I have archived. But that number does not include the hours and days I've spent being so entranced with reading and writing everything that has to do with FanFiction, since I discovered it, a bit over a year and a half ago.

FanFiction has been a huge milestone in my life. And I will never, ever forget it. EVER.

And who knows? I can't delete my account, and I most definitely will not take down my stories, so... don't get your hopes up, but... maybe one day I'll come back. Maybe. Probably not... but maybe.

And so... for my final sign-off,

xxxHikari-Kuraixxx (xxxLight-Darkxxx)

P.S., if you read Guardian Angel, I will actually finish that story since it is almost over, and since I have the rest of it planned out.

P.P.S., I really am sorry, you guys.

P.P.P.S., Please don't constantly ask me if this is a joke, because it really isn't... I promise you, at this point, I'm not determined enough to write this much just to take it all back.

P.P.S.S., I'm trying to make this sound funnier and make you feel better with how many post scripts I'm putting... it's not working, though, is it?

USPS., This is not the best Christmas gift (if you celebrate it)... is it?