Sorry that this chapter took so damn long...Have been a bit distracted, what with work and a bunch of other crap ►.◄ Anyways, newest chapter of Secrets! :3
Disclaimer: I no own Spidey or Deadpool...That goes to Marvel
~~~Secrets~~~
Several Weeks later...
Harry Osborn swung over lower Manhattan, not knowing how to feel. On one side, he had all but replaced Spiderman and was more popular. But then again, his father didn't care. He stopped on a building rooftop, looking across the city. He wondered how the original Spiderman could do this, fighting crime day after day. People knew now that Spiderman was a high-schooler from the masked man's foes and it boggled Harry's mind. How could the superhero go to school during the day and fight crime at night? It was taking a toll on the Osborn Heir and he had only been Black Spiderman for a few days. Harry sighed and continued to look out, wanting to fight someone to let loose this tension.
"SPIDEY!" A voice from behind him said. Harry went to turn around when he felt someone grope his ass.
Harry squeaked, a noise he had never made before and turned around, swinging his foot out . It connected with a person's head, sending said person into an AC Unit. Harry panted, pointing a finger at the body. "You GROPED ME!"
The person removed themselves from the AC Unit, cracking his neck. Harry had to blink. The man was definitely taller than himself, wearing a red and black jumpsuit. Attached to his hip was a belt that seemed to hold more weapons than Harry had ever seen, and across his back were two swords. The man cocked his head to the side, looking at the black suited Spiderman.
"Of course I did Spidey Imposter. I thought you were my itsy bitsy spider. Guess not." The man shrugged before turning serious. "Now, what did you do with the ORIGINAL Spiderman?"
Harry blinked at the man before slowly shifting into a fighting pose. "I didn't do anything to him except replace him. I'm the better, more efficient Spiderman."
The stranger laughed, pulling out one of his swords. "Yeah right kid. Now, why don't you just go one home and leave the real crime fighting to the REAL Spiderman."
Harry gritted his teeth, wanting nothing more than to bash this guy's head in when they heard/saw someone land in between them.
It was the original Spiderman. Well, landed would be the polite term. Crashed would be more precise. Harry looked up to see the strange flying mechanical gargoyle that he knew he had taken care of. The stranger, on the other hand, squealed.
"There's my Spidey!~~" He ran up and glomped the red and blue clad superhero, who looked like he had been hit by a train.
"Deadpool?! What are you doing here? Oh never mind! Just go away!" Spiderman said, his voice muffled due to his cold.
The now named Deadpool pouted. "Aww, I just wanted to say Hi! I haven't seen you in a while due to my work. And you sound terrible sweetums. You need to go straight to bed!"
Harry paused, looking at the strange scene in front of him. Deadpool was hugging Spiderman, rubbing his face against the original spider powered hero. And Spiderman looked like he was trying to escape the hug.
"Get off Deadpool! I don't – achoo!- have time to deal with this -sniff-"
Deadpool pulled back enough so that his face wasn't in Spiderman's face. Instead, the man was looking at the gargoyle. Harry's eyes widened as he saw the man pull out one of his guns and shoot the beast in the face. The creature screamed as its face was imploded.
Deadpool smiled from behind his mask. "There. Problem solved. Now give me some sugar."
Spiderman grabbed Deadpool's face, pushing the merc's face away. "No! Not solved! And like hell you pervert!"
Harry grew tired of their bickering and ripped off a nearby pole. He threw it like a spear, aiming it at Spiderman. Deadpool saw it and moved faster than Harry expected. The mercenary whipped out his swords and sliced the metal pole as if it was melted butter. The bits of the pole flew in different directions, completely missing Harry's target. A snarl came from the black clothed male. "Spiderman! You are always in my way!"
Deadpool rested one of his katanas against his shoulder, slinging his other arm around Spiderman's shoulders. "Well the kid can't help it, he is the good guy after all."
"Well he is about to be replaced. Permanently!" He ran at the duo, fingers sharpening into claws.
Spiderman's eyes widened and he pushed Deadpool out of the way. Harry swiped at the smaller male, already imagining his claws ripping him to shreds. Spiderman dodged each swipe, doing a complete 90 degree angle with his back. If Harry had been in complete control and normal, he would have been amazed at that move. Deadpool certainly was. The Merc with the Mouth jumped and drop-kicked at Venom, giving Spidey the ability to move. Venom growled and turned his attention at the other male. He swung a punch at Deadpool, who blocked it. The mercenary brought his sword up, aiming to stab Venom in the gut. Harry moved, dodging the blow.
He jumped back, only to be kicked in the back from Spiderman. As the fight progressed, Deadpool noticed something. Venom kept growing bigger and bigger as his anger grew. Spiderman kicked at Venom.
He grunted out, "Let!" Whack! "Him!" Kick! "Go!"
Deadpool watched in amazement as the owner of the suit's face emerged. "Help! I can-"
Venom took back over. "Yes, you can."
The fight continued on, giving Deadpool's imagination more and more fuel for some Spiderman influenced dreams. Venom slammed Peter into a bus and went to ram it. Deadpool blocked the hit. "Sorry pal! If you can't play nice with your toys, you can't play at all!"
The black skinned villain snarled and grabbed at Deadpool. The mercenary wasn't fast enough to dodge and grunted as he was picked up. "I don't know who you are and nor do I care. But I do know this, you will stay out of my way. Permanently!"
Venom threw Deadpool and the mercenary didn't even have time to teleport away before he was impaled onto a broken pole. Spiderman's eyes widened as he saw Deadpool die. "NO!"
Venom grinned evilly and grabbed the shocked spider powered hero. He made his way to Oscorp, making sure to slam Spiderman into a few buildings along the way. Venom slammed into the conference room, making sure Spiderman was down.
Norman asked, "What is it that you want?"
"The great Norman Osborne. You never know. You've never cared!" Venom growled out. But before he could even attack the man, a new voice popped up.
"Awww. Sounds like somebody's got Daddy issues."
The three of them turned to see Deadpool standing there, one of his guns pointed at Venom's head. Peter couldn't believe it. "D-Deadpool?"
"In the flesh!" he said, twirling the gun around.
Venom snarled. "You should be dead!"
Deadpool laughed."Yeah well there is the thing. You see I have a very strange mutation that doesn't let me die. Kinda. I have a super power regenerative ability that makes it so I can't stay dead!"
Norman's eyes widened at that and gained a pensive look. Venom roared and charged at Deadpool. Spiderman launched after him and the three of them blasted out of the building by one of Deadpool's flash bombs. Spiderman screamed as he flew the air. Deadpool whooped with laughter and Venom growled. The three of them continued to fight, slamming through buildings before finally stopping on a roof top. Next to them was one of the Daily Bugle's electronic billboards. Spiderman grabbed one of the nearby decorative oversized spray cans (on a stick) and slammed it into Venom. The large being flew backwards into one of the generators. A blood curling scream came from him as electricity flowed through him.
Deadpool watched on and said, "Spidey you are a genius!" Deadpool quickly ran over and grabbed a large pole that he swung around. Venom snarled and made his way to Spiderman. The black symbonite being roared again. That was when Deadpool struck. He screamed "BATTER UP!" and hit Venom.
Venom flew back and slammed into the electronic billboard and gave an ungodly screech as the electricity destroyed it. Peter launched himself to catch the now free Harry. The teen groaned and quickly said, "I-I couldn't control it. I thought I could."
Spiderman rubbed the back of his head. "You were just sick is all. Believe me."
Harry smiled at him and took of the watch, only to have Deadpool shoot it before it hit the ground. The two teens jumped and stared at the red and black clad mercenary. His gun was still smoking as he stared at them. "What? This makes sure the damn thing is dead. Now."
He holstered his gun and glomped Spiderman. Peter groaned and tried to push him off. "Get off!"
Harry smiled at the twos antics. He couldn't help but wonder who was Spiderman as the two ran off. Deadpool chasing Spiderman off into the skyline...
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Norman smiled as he talked to Octavius. He wanted Venom and Deadpool as well as Spiderman. He could hardly wait to make an army involving the three of them. Oh how the tide would change and he would soon be the most powerful man on the planet. Octavius frowned and shook his head, knowing that Deadpool would never cooperate with them...
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Peter screamed as his team chased him through the Heliocarrier, all wanting revenge on the boy. He made a turn, only to run into Deadpool. Peter squeaked and made to run, only for the mercenary to grab him and teleport to a new location within the Heliocarrier...
~~~Secrets~~~
And yes, I am giving you guys a cliffhanger. Why? Cause I can Mwuahahahahaha! XD Read and review ya'll!