Author's Note: HAAAAAAAAYYYY
Author's Note: HAAAAAAAAYYYY! 8D anyway, I decided… since this is my tenth chapter and all, and I'm finally getting into the double digits, I'd do a special of sorts.
I came up with this while sitting in math class, by the way. So… since there's there been so many "interesting" reviews sent my direction, I'm going to have your two favorite gays—I mean guys, Light and L, reply to them ALL.
From day one. No joke. Soo… welcome them, here they are!
Review one:
Looks at warnings Hehe too late i think i was scared for life when i was 11 and had just discovered fanfiction.
Great chapter but...
L being uke!? No!
sigh- if i didn't like this story so much, i'd have run a mile. (Submitted by "Ladyblue17")
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Light: Well, it's great that you like the story and all… but it looks like I got the short end of the stick on this deal!
L: How so?
Light: HOW SO? This girl talked Xx.Eru.dess.xX out of me being the Seme! That's 'how so'! To think it would've have been me from the very beginning…
L: Well it goes in my benefit…
Light: Do you think I care about your benefit? No. No. I don't, really.
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Review two:
Okay i'm keeping my promise
seriously this story (so far) is amazing! and you've inspired me to read Stephen Kings books :) (Submitted by "Ladyblue17")
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L: Good choice, Stephen King is a great author.
Light: Wait… promise? What promise?
L: Hmm… there's a… 53.8 percent chance that is has something to do with the whole 'Seme and Uke' thing you're so flustered over.
Light: Who's flustered?!
L: You.
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Review three:
Yey an Update!
Lol the A/N's are great XD..i want some pens like that :(
Is it B? or is it L? it can't be L, but it wouldn't be a very good LxLight fic without him lol
i can't believe i'm the only one reviewing this story, i think i'm going to advertise it or something..
well enough of my ramblings..great update can't wait for the next one :) (Submitted by "Ladyblue17")
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Light: The A/N's are most certainly NOT great. She talks too much.
L: Well, she's just trying to update people on what's going on in her life.
Light: Nobody cares! All they want to do is read the story. Right? Right.
L: Hmmm… seems a question of my identity arises here. Wait… B? As in Beyond Birthday?
Light: Who?
L: Er, nobody. It's nothing. –mumbles- I am NOT B.
Light: And she also makes a promise to advertise this story, which… she later fuffills. Xx.Eru.dess.xX was very happy about that.
(Xx.Eru.dess.xX: Haha, damn straight. I jumped up and down for about ten minutes, screaming my head off.)
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Review four:
I love Light in this chapter he's so cute when he's blushing and crying XD lol
though now you've confused me even more..ok here's my theory..Rue's not L or B he's some random civilian...
yeah..maybe not..
oh no! your pens :( can't you buy gel pens in stationary shops..
hehe do you know what else is weird? when i'm reading and it gets to an exciting i start reading faster till i start missing like five lines at a time, so i have to stop myself, go back and read it again lol
great update! i posted a bulletin on youtube advertising your story..i don't know if anyone followed the link though.. (Submitted by "Ladyblue17")
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L: Apparently Light's become "cute" among the fangirls. –snicker-
Light: CUTE?! THE HELL I AM!! Er… wait… I mean… not "cute" like… oh, nevermind.
L: Nice job. I think she's just appreciating you, is all.
Light: Appreciating me, my ass. She's insulting me! Crying? I don't cry. Period. End of discussion. –crosses arms-
L: Yes you do.
Light: Go DIE.
L: -Mutters- Kira.
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Review five:
YEY! emotional Light! lol great update :)
so it is L..right? i thought so .
it's a very strange image of L with blond hair..he'll dye it back right??
oh and be carefull because L can seem really out of charcter when he swears..
Lol why can't i have dreams like that?? all my dreams are weird that usually have some combination of vampires, eggs and strange water parks..yeah..
why am i the only one reviewing this story? it's amazing! maybe it's the title cos it's a little strange..hm (Submitted by "Ladyblue17")
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Light: All right, what is all this shit about me being emotional?
L: It's not like it's not true, you're very emotional.
Light: And you're very annoying! Why are you here? (I thought I told you to go die…)
L: Just hanging around. You can't be the only one reviewing the reviews, you know. And if I died, you would be very unhappy.
Light: Whatever. - -;; Anyway, here she says you look weird with blonde hair. Which, I'll admit, you kind of did.
L: Excuse me. I was trying to hide from you, my crazy ex-boyfriend.
Light: Ex?! I mean… crazy? I'm not crazy!
L: And she also mentions a dream. Which, correct me if I'm wrong, is the dream Xx.Eru.dess.xX had where my pants fall off…
Light: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! WHAT?
L: Don't…ask… oh. –notices something- But… I was only swearing to seem like a different person, really. I hate using words like that. Unlike Raito-kun, who uses them all the time.
Light: I do not.
L: Yes you do.
Light: Shut the fuck up.
L: Told you.
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Review six:
All i can say is..yum..i love the little makeout scene XD
and yes i agree L is the hottest thing that has ever dropped onto the face of the earth :p
and so the plot begins! yey!
Btw i hope you got the link, and i'm planning on making a video adverising this story on youtube. (i think i'm a little obsessed with this story lol don't worry i'm not a stalker XD) (Submitted by "Ladyblue17")
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L: Hottest thing that has ever dropped onto the face of the earth? Er… well… thank you. :D
Light: Nobody every says anything like that about me…
L: Maybe because you're not.
Light: Shut up. D:
L: Oh, and here she talks about the struggle to send a link to Xx.Eru.dess.xX. A very important link. A banner for her story, I believe?
Light: Yeah, I remember. It took her about five times to get it right, didn't it?
(Xx.Eru.dess.xX: Hell yes it did. But it was sooo worth the wait, loves! :D)
L: Oh! Nobody's mentioned anything about the "make out scene" until now… so… :D yay?
Light: -/- No… that did not just happen… I can't believe it. That horrible plot of me being Uke has finally been put into action. The humanity…
L: While Light cries, I think I'll cut this off early.
Light: NOT CRYING.
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Review seven:
okay... don't laugh, but i just want to say u have lots of spunk and its kool... SO yeah, Keep On Writing! (Submitted by "xXxJxXx")
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Light: That's nice.
L: Done crying?
Light: WAS NOT CRYING, BTW.
L: -nods- Mm-hm. Anyway, this is just around the time when Ladyblue17 posted a video advertising Death Note Cell as she promised. It worked; the story began to gain more and more popularity. Slowly… but more. More and more of the reviews are from people without accounts though… hmm…
Light: Who cares? All Xx.Eru.dess.xX cares is that they're reviews.
(Xx.Eru.dess.xX: Er… that's… a little true… Heheh.)
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Review eight:
pouts that's not fair
I'm not going to get to read the second half for at least 2 weeks, cos i'll be on holiday :(
I think you're right in putting some depth in, it wouldn't be in character if you didn't..
Don't take this the wrong way..as much as i love your yaoi scenes..it may be going a little too fast :\
Oh and about Light being a doctor and all that..if he's just training to be a doctor and hasn't been in a surgery yet..then he's probably not used to seeing blood and death yet..
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It's weird i think we've got a beetle problem as well, in my parents bathroom, it's scary when you go to grab a towel and there's this massive bug staring at you O.O shiver
one last thing, Yey more reviewers! do you think my advertisement worked? Probably not.. (Submitted by "Ladyblue17")
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Light: Oh. Well, here Xx.Eru.dess.xX had shared her bug problem she was having with us.
L: -reads- Ladyblue17 is also complaining that she won't get to read the rest of the yaoi scene, either.
Light: -TWITCH- Y-yaoi scene…?
L: Yes, don't you remember? (In the bathroom… up against the wall… you don't remember? You liked it…)
Light: ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT. How DARE Xx.Eru.dess.xX disgrace me like that?! (And for a bunch of crazy fangirls, too?!) There goes the rest of my dignity, out the window. –pouts-
L: Just wait… they get better.
Light: H-how…?
L: Just wait until evilshadowcat shows up.
Light: Wh-who's that?
L: Just a friend of Xx.Eru.dess.xX's from school, really. But that friend figured out how create anonymous reviews, and started reviewing. I find them quite entertaining, but just keep your eyes open.
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Review nine:
Omfg... its you know who! your story was... um... um... yah... but it was really good you really underestimate yourself. I cant believe you wrote that... oh and THERE IS NO LOGIC BETWEEN THAT NEAR AND MELLO PAIRING! I HATE YOU! NEAR BELONGS TO ME...NOT SOME CHOCOLATE EATING L OBSESSED BSTARD! omg that was random... sorry. i got crazy... dont hold it agenst me please, but near is MINE! oh anyway hurry up on the second chapter the first was really good... and some parts made me laugh. "if only Light was straight..." lol. That was so funny and ur authors note was funny too. And sentances can start with the word "and" if they want too. lol you are hilarious... and im gonna tell "angel" about the nearXmello thing. lol. okay anyway i love your stories! they are so damn awesome! i only wish i had half the creativity you do... i ned to read the next one... and if you already put it up i didnt find it... so um...yea its because im kinda stoopid :D
oh right... it doesnt SUCK! my work sucks... so just shut up. you are the best anime/manga artist i know and you are the most awesome author ever so...so...so just shut up and say your story is good for once or say your friend says that your stories are awesome. oh yea, some questions from the idiot(me). When does L play into your story i wanna see L and light being GAY... it will most definatly be funny... and do they get married? just being curious... and kinda stupid... also if they have kids will their kids be gay to... kinda a really stupid question, but you know me... at least i hope you do... anyway i think misa should die... and by die i mean perish a terrible horrible agonizing death where she is damned to hell where her flesh is painfully scorched and fused into her bones all the while hearing the cries of others damned to the same fate... because she is a B! yea!...sorry did i overdo it again... whoops... sorry im kinda sorta weird and um... crazy! oh yea one more thing... NEAR IS MINE, NOT MELLO'S! UNDERSTAND!...say yes if you know whats good for you... bye. lol :D (Submitted by Evilshadowcat)
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Light: So… this… is evilshadowcat, huh?
L: Mm-hm. She's actually quite a nice person in real life. Doesn't use all that language though.
Light: She seems to admire Xx.Eru.dess.xX very much, hm?
L: I agree. They must be good friends. Or… she's a stalker, either one.
Light: But she says "It's you know who". So that would imply that they know each other.
L: Impressive, you got me.
Light: She doesn't seem thatbad…
L: Just wait, Raito-kun. Just… wait.
Light: … o.o
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Review ten: Okay... here is the review you wanted, god you are so desparate... lol I'm sorry but its true... anyway that was really creepy... and OH MY GOD was that guy in the end L? I haven't read chapter 3 yet so I dont know.
Oh yea...That poor little girl...-sobs-... I hope she has a father... that isn't an insane drug addict...-coughs- like someone I know -cough-...L -cough-... just kidding. Dont kill me.
Okay chapter 2 was really good and I cant wait to read chapter 3.
DAMN review is stealing my time, but I love writing reiews cuz I can say anything I want... like...
LIGHT IS A SELFISH INCONSIDERATE FUCKING BASTARD OF A BITCH WHO THINKS EVERYONE IS SUCH A PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT AND TOO FUCKING CRAPPY TO WASTE TIME ON...AND THAT HE GETS HIS SICK PERVERTED KICKS BY RAPING POOR INNOCENT ,kinda gay, L ... AND THAT I HOPE HE DIES A HORRIBLE FIERY DEATH AND ENJOYS THE REST OF HIS CRAPPY LIFE ROTTING IN FUCKING HELL...GOD!
See... I can do that... and it felt god. you should try it really... since you can't really do it in real life... without getting in trouble... lol.
-Evil laugh- My mom doesn't even know I'm doing this... she thinks I'm doing homework or something...Yay... I am such an awesome person...lol
You know thats not true and that im a crazy psychotic lunatic stalker of a fan... lol... okay... I think I'm done here. Bye ;D (Submitted by Evilshadowcat)
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L: D-drug… addict? Since when did that happen?
Light: Er… ever read The Cleaner? (You know, that one where I help you get over your Heroin addiction…?)
L: No.
Light: P too bad.
L: -shifty eyes- Nevertheless, moving on. Evilshadowcat is still sending anonymous review in this one, but… -reads the part where she cusses Light out- Pfft!
Light: What?
L: Nothing, Raito-kun. Nothing.
Light: -reads- AH! WHAT THE HELL? How could she say that about me?! I do NOT think everyone is "such a piece of fucking shit". –pouts- GodDAMN you people, you have me all wrong.
L: coughKIRAcough.
Light: WAT?
L: … nothing, darling… nothing…
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Review eleven: Oh... My... Fucking... God! That was incredible... a blond L...Holy SHIT that's awesome, no it's better than awesome... it's genius! Okay... sorry a blond L... it's really Sexy... and I think Light thinks so too...lol... or at least he will... soon... Anyway Light and L finally reunited after all this time... things could get HOT... seriously... um... okay... I'm scaring me... so... something random... Did you know...
Sayu is older than mello! Omg it's true... Oh yea...
Did you ever see a Sayu and Mello pairing... they are like almost the same age, I think it's possible... Holy shit... I should write a story of Sayu and Mello... um... maybe that's not a good idea... Matt might get mad... he already kinda hates me for loving near...(Mello made him hate me...) So, okay don't tell Matt I said this, but there is some logic between the Mello and Sayu pairing... she could have fell in love with him while he kidnapped her... and they never tell you this but... he and Sayu could have done some really naughty things, -cough...-while he kidnapped her...-gross but at least they are being straight- lol...
Okay back on subject, I'm just so random today, but you have to remember I have the attention span of a roasted peanut... Okay... Death Note Cell is the best story ever... and you so shouldn't change anything because it's so damn awesome... okay and even though you might not think so... you are the best author on fan fiction... I swear... and you had better keep writing stuff because you are a genius...and if you don't keep writing... well lets just say you will have a pleasant meeting with... Mr. toasty... and consider that a threat, because you don't even know me... Oh SHIT that's right you do know me! CRAP there goes the element of suprise... anyway...
Okay! You know what I ran out of crap to rant about... Shit!
Okay I had better close out for today... and find some new shit to complain about... Okay see you later, bye bye. :D (Submitted by Evilshadowcat)
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L: R-Raito-kun… I suggest you REALLY don't read this.
Light: Oh? Why is that?
L: Just… stay away from it. I-I'll do this one, really!
Light: Well, now I'm interested. –reads-
L: -ducks and hides-
Light: … No. Fucking. Way. Sayu… and that BLONDE-HAIRED, LEATHER WEARING POOR EXCUSE FOR A MAN?!
L: You know, that's my successor you're talking about.
Light: WHO FUCKING CARES!! THAT'S MY LITTLE SISTER SHE'S TALKING ABOUT! –pant pant-
L: -holds Light off- Don't kill her, Raito-kun! Don't kill her!
Light: … just… say something else, already.
L: It says you liked my blonde hair! –frantic- I-is… er… w-was that true?
Light: -breaks free- GRAAAAHHH!! I WILL KILL YOU Z!!
Xx.Eru.dess.xX- Look out Z, he's coming for you! D8 –tries to stop Light-
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Review twelve: Helo hello, guess who! Okay anyway I have some comments on your story... he he...
Okay, first things first... "why do you have to ask someone if they're shitting you?" Obiously you would know it because... you would be covered in fecal matter... and I think you should have had Light say "are you fucking me" because L will fuck light...soon enough... -cough- Okay anyway your story was really good and well thought out, exepecilly the part about them being gay in a previous life... lol. I wonder what they did then... hm... I got some very... um... disturbing images.
Ha... a blond L... still sexy... -giggles-
Alright you are still a mystical goddeess of writing to me...
Okay GOD, shit I feel like Mikami... (the potential rapist...) "HOLY SHIT LIGHT WATCH OUT MIKAMI MIGHT GET YOU!"
"L hurry and protect Light from the bad person... ek he's coming!" ...whoops false alarm.
Anyway your story is really good... does Abby die, if she does Light doesn't have to worry about her feelings when he's FUCKING L later. God that's so wrong, yet appropriate.
Okay I'm typing this review before doing my homework, a dumb choice, so I kinda have to get started on the crap-load I got... Oh my god! MIKAMIS COMING! AH!SAVE ME! Alright I had better go... before Mikami gets me...
wish me luck in escaping him... bye bye!
P.S. If Mikami gets me tell Near I'm sorry and I love him and tell Light I think he's a bitch. :D Thanks. (Submitted by Evilshadowcat)
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L: Raito-kun…
Light: Hm? –still angry-
L: Who's… Mikami?
Light: ER! NO ONE? D8
L: Fine… and, oh! I… think you better not read this one, either, you know…
Light: Are you talking about the "are you shitting me thing"?
L: Y-yes… how did you…?
Light: I already read it. Why does this chick hate me so much? Well, you know what, Evilshadowcat? I think YOU'RE A BITCH TOO. (-shifty eyes- NOT Xx.Eru.dess.xX's real feelings…)
L: Now, now… there's no need to call anyone names, Raito-kun.
Light: SHE DID! –sulks-
L: TT – TT why must he be like this?
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Review thirteen: okay, I'm back and I am going to read all of Death Note Cell even if you donn't want me to. muahahahahaha. Okay anyway I'm going to give this review a theme... I'm gonna do this review from the perspective of a kira worshipper who read it... Okay?... yay! (remember this is the kira worshipping me)
oh my KIRA! WHAT THE FUCK WHERE YOU THINKING PUTTING GOD AND L TOGETHER... IF LIGHT JUST WANTED TO FUCK L HE WOULD HAVE DONE IT ALREADY! HE'S GONNA LOSE THE ELEMENT OF SUPRISE AND L IS GONNA BE THE ONE FUCKING HIM... Why don't you just STRIP THEM BOTH AND TIE LIGHT ON TOP OF L... that could be a lot of FUCKING fun! he he... I wanna see that... ha... go kira FUCK HIM GOOD!
I love this story, but theres so much DAMN SUSPENSE... Um okay... kinda out of ideas now...
(Damn it writing like a kira worshipper is TO DAMN HARD... I'm not even doing it right... so I'm gonna stop...)
GR... I cant take it anymore I wanna read chapter 6 so this FUCKING REVIEW HAS TO END! See ya! (Submitted by Evilshadowcat)
he he
P.S. sorry this review SUCKED.
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L: … hmm… Kira, eh?
Light: O . O R-Ryuzaki… d-did y-you read that…?
L: No, I was joking. –shifty eyes- why are you so upset?
Light: -deletes review-
L: Ah! Hey, I was going to read that!
Light: NO YOU WEREN'T. –shifty eyes- 8D?
L: -glare-
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Review fourteen: Hi hi! WOW THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME AND I LITERALLY MEAN FUCKING! HOLY SHIT I never knew anyone could write like that... I so wish I could... you are seriously a GODDESS TO ME!
Okay anyway I'm goin to be Light for a portion of this review okay? Well watever your answer... I'm still gonna... so there!
This is me being light:
what the freakin' heck! L and I so arn't gay for eachother... god what's wrong with you! -turns and sees L looking at the comuter- WTF L THIS IS PRIVATE! GO WAIT IN THE BEDROOM OR SOMETHING... so like I was saying there is nothing between us... at all! -feels a hand on shoulder... turns and sees L again- GOD WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING DEAL! GO AND WAIT IN THE ROOM FOR ME...NOW! "but you promised we would-" SH L I'M BUSY NOT NOW... LATER OKAY! finally he's gone... so as you know I'm kira and he is L there is no way we could ever be gay for eachother... so there! -is pulled back by L who starts madly kissing light... who tried unsucessfully to free himself while shouting NOT NOW!-
Sorry Light's a little busy right now... so I'll talk... where did you learn to write like that I would kill to know! So like tell me! Also...
If you were a little confused about the Light thing here is a
KEY:
what L was saying was lower case in parenthesis
what Light was saying to L was in caps
and what he was saying to you was in lower case without parenthesis...
Okay... back on subject you so need to tell me. I am learning from your genius ideas... he he :D I love your work... I so wish I were you, smart and talented, but I can dream...
-Light gets up his shirt is missing and his hair is really really messy.- GOD L WHAT THE FUCK? YOU ARE SO SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT! -L wimpers- "it's my bed though Light, so I can sleep in it if I want! SHUT UP! WE WILL DEAL WITH THIS IN A MINUTE! okay where was I... oh yeah... me and L... like never... not in a million years... in your dreams... when pigs fly... sheesh... never. "are you done yet" YEAH OKAY WHATEVER. "i'm sorry Light you can have the bed..." NO... I'M PISSED AT THIS ANNOYING GIRL WHO WROTE DEATH NOTE CELL... I WANT SEX! "oh I love death note cell!" COME ON L... Okay there is absolutly nothing between us so get that through your head Eru dess... god! -Light pulls L into the bedroom-
(Okay light's gone now...)
We! That was so fun... yay! I should do that more often... he he.
Okay anyway your story was absolutly awesome! I wish I had your genius! oh I got an idea... make me your apprentice and teach me your ways! I wanna be like you! Okay... so think about it... please say yes... anyway I think that this review has dragged on long enough... I don't want to waste you time... so um... bye! :D
P.S. Your story was not at all gross... it was awesome... a blond L and Light as uke... damn that's so HOT! MAKE MORE STORIES LIKE THAT! PLEASE! (Xx.Eru.dess.xX: GODDAMN this thing is LONG.)
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Light: OH, so now she's IMPERSONATING ME?!
L: Z really has it in for you, doesn't she?
Light: That's it. I'm leaving.
L: 0.0 No, don't leave! Stay with me, I can't do this by myself!
Light: -glares at review- … fine… but this girl is pissing me off.
L: I piss you off sometimes.
Light: NOT LIKE THIS.–eye twitch-
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Review fifteen: OH MY GOD THAT WAS AMAZING! I LOVE YOU! (not in a gay way, just to be clear) anyway... that was way better than I thought it would be... I so wish I could write like that... where did you learn how or is it a natural talent? I absolutly must know! Anyway I loved it! It was so descriptive and... GAY! And you thought I would be grossed out no way... I love this type of thing it's WRONG in all the RIGHT ways. OH MY GOD YOU KNOW YOUR STORY REALLY HURT MY EGO... there is no way I could write something as amazing as that... and HOLY SHIT L IS FUCKING LIGHT! (I kind of already predicted that in a previous review and I think you might have told me... anyway... I NEED TO READ CHAPTER 8! AND IF IT'S NOT UP TOMORROW I WILL KILL YOU BECAUSE I NEED TO SEE HOW THE YAOI SCENE ENDS! -screams- Yes I have actually become over obsessive about Death Note Cell. I don't think I can live without it... I will probably kill myself if you don't post up chapter 8... no wait I would want you to kill me, one: you are awesome and it would be an honor to be killed by you, and two: my mom would get mad if she found out I went suicide... I could get grounded... lol.
Anyway I am like speed typing because I have to finish this review before 4:00 or I'm dead, and yes I'm typing in my Near pose because I can't seem to type any other way... well I can't type at all... you know... I never learned. lol
Anyway that was awesome I knew it wouldn't be a mistake reading this and I was right... I'm trying to learn from this! I only wish I could write like this anyway... I have to go so keep writing gal... see you later... :D
P.S. THAT WAS INSANE! WAY BETTER THAN ANYTHING I HAVE EVER READ... REALLY! YOU ARE ONE CRAZY CHICK... LOL
(I called you a chick... he he)
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L: OH, this is where the first part of our yaoi scene comes into play! –claps-
Light: What is this chick doing, reading this all in one sitting?
L: No, a little bit every day, actually. Like a chapter.
Light: Whatever. –fume-
L: Oops. You might want to go now, Raito-kun.
Light: Yeah, yeah… I know, I'm on bottom
L: -phew- Y-you already knew?
Light: I was THERE… stupid…
L: -shifty eyes- w-well, I knew that, but… I didn't think you knew so many fangirls supported you being on the bottom.
Light: They just think I deserve it, is all.
L: Oh? And why would that be?
Light: ERR. D8 no reason, Ryuzaki…
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Review sixteen: Yey!!
Ok first things fist (do i say that alot? i don't know..) anyway..16 (now 17) reviews! (even though evilshadowcat is kinda scaring me O.O')
The Yaoi scene wasn't a fail!! i LOVED it! though what is going to happen?
What's happening to L, nothing too bad right? RIGHT? (he's not going to turn in to some strange green monster with four heads or anything?!)
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you've started some more stories!! alright i have so got to check those out
anyways..can't wait for the next chapter! :)
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(Xx.Eru.dess.xX: You'll notice a slight error in this one. It's not really 17 reviews. I took out one because I didn't really want to put it up. It was more of a flame than anything else, so… yeah.)
Light: THANK GOD! It's Ladyblue17. Finally some sanity in this place.
L: I actually like Evilshadowcat.
Light: -glare- WELL I DON'T.
L: Heehee.
Light: DON'T YOU GIGGLE!
L: Pfft!
Light: I truly am alone in this world…
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Review seventeen: Okay, HERE I AM! DID you miss me... I hope so... I missed you. he he... Okay anyway... you so didn't fail at the yaoi scene... it was awesome and I thought of some good ideas for my story I said I was writting... and once again you HURT MY FUCKING EGO... I thought my ideas were really good... until I read that... my ideas cant't even hold a candle to yours... -sob-
okay anyway I am so going to fail at my story's yaoi scene... that is coming in at around chapter four... I am sad. I don't think I even want to do a yaoi scene anymore... I don't want you to laugh at how terrible I am...
Anyway... I love how you find very... unique ways to... umnmm... say al that stuff without... certain dirty "words"...
RP TIME AGAIN!
I IS LIGHT AGAIN!
Okay how the fuck did you find out! I thought I did a good job lying that we wern't gay! You must be psycic or something!
"Light... it's my turn to be Seme... lets go."
L SHUT UP... AND YOU WERE SEME LAST TIME... I THINK IT'S MY TURN! (Xx.Eru.dess.xX: This was just too long to put up, so I cut it short.)
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Light: Thank God I don't have to hear her talk as long this time.
L: Aww… I think most of the things she says are pretty funny.
Light: YOU KNOW WAT? I HATE YOU TOO.
L: Heehee.
Light: GIGGLING! STOP IT!
L: -tries and phails-
Light: -buries head in arms-
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Review eighteen: Ah Emotional Moment tear a very good, dramatic and violent chapter! :)
No don't change anything back!! i think because L rarely shows his emotions (except to Light) if he threw a big hissy fit (lol) it wouldn't be believable
L's not going to die right? RIGHT? paranoia eye twitch
why do you need to know that? are you writing a Mpreg story XD
Yey!! waits impatiently for next chap of the Cleaner
Luv you too :) Hugs back
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L: Awww… they're all worried about me, Raito-kun!
Light: So was I, you know.
L: Oh that's right… this is the chapter I tell you I'm going to die, isn't it?
Light: -silence-
L: Raito-kun?
Light: -moar silence-
L: -shrugs- must be a touchy subject or something.
Light: I AM FINE.
L: Pfft…
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Review nineteen: OH MY GOD! You complemented me in the authors note! THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY FUCKING LIFE! -cries happily-
You so don't know how much it means to me! Anyway...
L JUST CAN'T DIE! It's not fair... I mean L and Light just had sex! GOD this can't happen... well I can't have you change your story... I'm not the one writing it... anyway I'm bored so time for more RP! I'm mello this time
What the fuck... you can't have my idol die... yes he's my idol and one day I'm gonna be gay just like him... only with Matt!
-matt walks in- "What?"
YOU HEARD ME I'M GONNA BE GAY WITH YOU ONE DAY! (Xx.Eru.dess.xX: Once again, too long… -sighs-)
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Mello (When the F did he get here?): All right, not cool. Nobody impersonates me without MY permission. And unless my memorie's failing, THIS GIRL DID NOT HAVE PERMISSION.
L: Hello Mello!
Mello: L?! –scream slash hugs- OMFG YOU'RE ALIVE!!
Light: Er… -scoots away-
L: Yes, Mello… I'm alive… -cough-
Mello: YEEEEEEE!! :DDDD THIS IS TEH HAPPIEST DAY OF MAH LIFE!
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Review twenty: I'm back! Yay lets hear it for me... no... fine whatever...
anyway about the MattxMello yaoi scene... yea... I don't know if I can do it... after all I am a girl, writing about GUYS HAVING SEX... It's really hard, not that I'm one to talk!
Okay, so I have a question... Where in hell's unholy name did you learn to write yaoi like that? I ned to know! Anyway(I use that word too much) on to the shitty yaoi scene you wanted me to finish... I hope you know this is killing me on the inside... okay rp as Mello... (Xx.Eru.dess.xX: TOO LONG AGAIN. And… somehow I have a feeling she wouldn't want me to put the rest of this up…)
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Xx.Eru.dess.xX: Pssh. I'm a girl writing about guys having—
Light: GO AWAY! We don't want to hear about what you write, Riah.
L: Yes we do. Riah-sama is a wonderful author.
Xx.Eru.dess.xX: -screams and faints-
Light: See what you did?
L: Heh heh. XP
Light: -facepalm- I swear to God I will leave one of these days…
L: Don't leave, I still need you…
Light: Don't say that around Evilshadowcat, honestly…
L: :D
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Review twenty-one: This should be a friggin horror movie! My god, I got chills walking through my own house, I kept thinking some crazy dude was going to pop out at any second and try to kill me . Very sad chapter by the way... I do hope everything works out... Damn Lauren, why do you have to like L too? GRAH! Please Update as Soon as you can please :3 (Submitted by Axel138)
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Light: Well, an actual sane review for once.
L: Yes, we don't get these very often.
Light: Wait. Actually, this is the last review! HOLY SHIT I'M FREE!!
L: Aw, damn. I liked doing this.
Xx.Eru.dess.xX: Just wait until I get to chapter twenty. Buwahahahaha.
L and Light: HOSHI—
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Review twenty two: Hello I'm back... and guess what? I actually got my account on!
I'm so fucking happy right now... well I need a little help on certain things... which I will ask later... and now my reviews are signed! Yes... okay anyway... when is chapter 10 coming out? I really want to read it... a lot!
Oh yea... I'm gonna have my first story up before October... I hope... and I would be honored if you will read it... please... you are like the most awesome person ever... I love all your stuff!
Also I still think Light is a FUCKING GAY-ASS BITCH and you can never change that... and what is really weird about this is that I actually used to be A KIRA SUPPORTER, I can't believe how much I have changed...
Anyway I'm mostly just blabbing on about nothing -rolls eyes- but I have to cover this last topic for all the fans reading my reviews...
first of all...
I AM ABSOLUTLEY NOT A FUCKING STALKER... EVERY ONE SEEMS TO THINK THAT... BUT YOU KNOW WHAT... YOU ARE ALL CRAZY BITCHES JUST LIKE LIGHT! I DON'T STALK ANYONE... SO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S NOT TRUE! JUST BECAUSE I'M AN EVILSHADOWCAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M A STALKER (though it does kinda sound like I am... -laughs-)...
SO JUST TO BE CLEAR I'M NOT A CRAZED OVER-OBSESSIVE STALKER! YOU GOT THAT! YEAH EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT! -is victorious-
Okay that's all I have to say now... so... see ya!
P.S. Please excuse my bad language... sometimes I go crazy...
(I have like the most RANDOM mood swings). He he
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Light: Oops. Looks like Xx.Eru.dess.xX made a teensy mistake, huh?
Xx.Eru.dess.xX: XP
L: Oh well. Everyone makes mistakes.
Light: Except you, right?
L: Nooo... I make them. Occasionally.
Light: -facepalm- Well, whatever. Here in this review, Evilshadowcat finally gets her own account. And even talks about putting her own stories up. -claps sarcastically- Yaaay...
L: Oh, good! Another author for us to read!
Light: Yeah, you go fanboy over that shit, and... I'll be somewhere else.
L: Fanboy?
Light: Argh. Hate. Pure... unaltered... hate...
L: :D?
Author's Note: Well, I hope you guys liked the special I came up with! I really want to thank all of you SO much for sticking with me this long. All of you have given me the inspirations to write more and do what I love. If it weren't for you guys, I wouldn't be where I am today. So thank you to everyone that has reviewed, I love you all so much! –gives everyone a gigantic hug-