I'M NOT DEAD EVERYBODY! Sorry for the LONG wait for chapter three... I've just been really busy lately and haven't had time to write. I haven't had any free time at all. I was looking through my documents and I noticed that I had started this chapter and never finished it. So, I forced myself to finish it so I could have something to present to you guys! Sorry that it's shorter than the other chapters but there was only so much I could work with... I completely forgot how I was going to finish this chapter and write chapter four...so yeah..this is what you get...I'm really sorry. I really want to finish this story and went I finally get some time I will. Until then I hope you like this chapter!

I still don't own Fairy Tail!

"Come on," the Celestial Mage glared at herself in the foggy mirror. "You can do this Lucy."

It was around eleven o'clock at night on day three of the bet. Erza had done a couple of missions and returned to the guild at ten o'clock. Like a good (desperate) girlfriend, Lucy decided to wait for her. When she got back they went to the blonde's apartment. As soon as they walked in the door Erza went to take a shower leaving Lucy to plot on her bed. After taking a rather slow hot bath she was now psyching herself up.

"It's just Erza. What is there to be afraid of?" she asked herself.

Her mind immediately raced to one of her first memories of Erza. She remembered back on Galuna Island when the red head showed up after her fight with Sherry. She had been happy to see her at first but, if looks could kill, the terrifying look Erza gave her would've made her drop dead. Her expression was so unreadably scary that she actually wished that Sherry and her giant rat had defeated her.

All of her confidence began melting at the memory but then her brain quickly reminded her of how the great Titania fell into her pitfall trip. She couldn't help but agree with Gray that the red head's scream was adorable. Lucy clenched her fist and stared at her grinning face in the mirror. She could totally do this. Erza was strong but she was still just a person. A sturdy, unbelievably strong, nearly untouchable, a person who could break her spine with her little finger….

"I can do this!" Lucy turned away from the mirror. "I'm not going to think about it, I'm just going to do it!"

The blonde left the bathroom, finding Erza lying on the bed and reading one of the naughty books she loved so much. She strode confidently over to her girlfriend; folding her arms in front of her chest. The red head was too absorbed in her book to pay much attention to the things around her.

"Erza!" she put on her best dominant expression. "Start stripping before I lose my patience!" there was no response so she repeated herself, much louder this time.

The second time Erza looked up at her. "Excuse me?" she raised her eye brow. Even though it wasn't a scary expression it was enough to destroy every ounce of courage the blonde had.

"I-I" the Celestial Mage gulped. "I asked if you would scoot over a little…" she bit her lip. "If you don't mind that is!" she added hastily.

"Of course," the red head made room for Lucy then her eyes traveled back to the book in her hand.

Lucy sighed and crawled onto the bed. She rested her head on her girlfriend's chest and Erza wrapped her arm around her in response. The red head moved her hand around Lucy's lower back though her eyes never left the book in her other hand. Lucy sighed again and closed her eyes; did she honestly think that she could dominate the Titania? What did she get herself into…

"Levy-chan!" Lucy whined, clutching her friend's arm with both of her hands. "Please!"

Levy stared back at the blonde, her eyes traced over her pleading face. "Lu-chan," she began. "I really don't have any advice to give you… As far as I know, Erza doesn't have any weaknesses."

The Celestial Mage groaned and slammed her head against the wooden table. "What I am supposed to do?!" she began slamming her head against the table repeatedly.

"Um… Lu-chan, people are staring…" Levy glanced at the curious stares of the people around them. When people started staring in Fairy Tail; now that's really saying something. Lucy groaned again in response. "Erza might have one weakness…"

The blonde's head immediately shot up, her eyes giving away how much faith she was putting in her friend. "What is it?!" she asked impatiently.

"Well," Levy rubbed her shoulder. "If I remember correctly, Erza was never able to hold her liquor."

"She gets drunk easily?" Levy nodded.

A grin quickly spread across Lucy's face. "Thanks Levy-chan!" she pulled her friend into a bone crushing hug. "Thanks for the help!"

Before Levy could reply, the blonde was already sprinting across the guild to the bar. "You're welcome…?"

"Welcome back!" Lucy threw her arms around the red head, pulling her into a hug. "I missed you so much~"

"…I missed you too, Lucy." Erza blinked and wrapped her arms around her girlfriend. Her reaction came a bit late because she had only been gone that day. Lucy was acting like she took an S class request and had been gone for weeks.

A thought then entered the armored mage's mind. Was Lucy in the mood? That would explain the uncharacteristic greeting when she had only been gone a couple of hours. If that was the reason she was like this, Erza was for it. Who was she to deny her girlfriend's wishes?

Lucy giggled and took Titania hand, guiding her over to the bar. "It's about time you got back." She smiled mischievously. "I was starting to get impatient."

Erza gulped, contemplating if she should equip out of her armor. Why was Lucy taking her to the bar? Was it going to be like that time at the Christmas party? Sure, it wasn't as comfortable as Lucy's bed but hey, if the blonde wanted to do it on the floor then she could more than oblige. Erza then frowned when Lucy motioned for her to sit down; what exactly was her plan?

"So," Lucy handed the Re-quip Mage a glass of suspicious liquid. "Tell me how the job went."

Erza looked down at her drink; anyone who had sense of small could tell this was liquor of some kind. "It went fine," she began, looking back up at the Celestial Mage. "Just had to break apart a gang of guys who were harassing the town."

"Really?" Lucy took a drink of her own glass. "I want more details."

After an hour of Lucy pressing for every tiny detail of Erza's request, and several glasses of alcohol on the blonde's part, the red head could tell her girlfriend was very drunk. However, Erza still held her completely untouched glass in her hand.

"And then what happened?" Lucy asked, leaning forward; her face was almost in Erza's chest.

"I came home?" Titania leaned back, not having anything else to tell the blonde about the job.

"Tell me again!" Lucy giggled, grabbing her girlfriend's hand.

"Okay," Erza set her glass down on the bar. "I think you've had too much to drink."

"I have not!" Lucy turned away, pouting. "I just had a few glasses…"

"Lu-" before the Re-quip Mage had a chance to finish her sentence, the blonde leaped onto her lap.

"Erzaaa~" she purred, beginning to pull her shirt over her head.

Erza gulped, glancing around the room frantically. The guild was still filled with people. "Lu-Lucy!" she grabbed the other girl's wrists and pinned them together in front of her. "Not here!"

"Why not here?!" Lucy demanded.

"Err… There are a lot of people an-"once again she didn't get to finish her sentence.

"Then let's go to my apartment!" Lucy broke her wrists free and flung her arms over her head. "Carry me to bed!"

The red head could feel her face heating up at Lucy's rather loud proclamation. People at nearby tables turned to look at them; other assorted people in the guild who heard were laughing and whispering.

"Alllriiight!" came Natsu's extremely loud voice. "Go get ya some, Erza!"

"I want some…" Gray mumbled, his eyes locked on his pink haired boyfriend.

Her face turning the same color as her hair, Erza stood up from the bar; carrying her girlfriend bridal style. Trying to ignore the cat calls coming from her fellow guild members, she left the guild. Lucy played with Titania's hair the whole way to her apartment, forgetting all about her intention when they got there.

The next morning Lucy woke up to a sleeping Erza, who was pinning her arms above her head, a terrible hangover, and the feeling that Erza hadn't had a single sip of alcohol. Oh how her plan failed…

End of Chapter 3!

I hope you enjoyed the chapter! Yep, Lucy's game plan was to get Erza's drunk. It didn't work very well XD I love Natsu, I'm sure that's what he'd say in this situation. Poor Gray wants some love too D:

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