(Deep-Thinker online)
Deep-Thinker: And that, my brother…is pay back.
ChillPill: Edward.. Where did you get a crocodile from?
Deep-Thinker: I bought it on eBay. No. What do you think Jazz? It was plastic.
ChillPill: You do rock at pranks... I mean, not as much as I do but still you're pretty good.
(Dr-V-Pire online)
Dr-V-Pire: Edward.
ChillPill: BUSTED!
Deep-Thinker: Damn it.
(ChillPill offline)
Dr-V-Pire: DON'T USE THAT LANGUAGE IN FRONT OF ME EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN.
Deep-Thinker: Gosh! Sorry Dr Sparkles.
Dr-V-Pire: Less of that cheek boy. Do you know where Emmett is right now?
Deep-Thinker: No. I don't know darling daddy... *smirks*
Dr-V-Pire: He's curled up on the sofa crying right now Edward. I want you to apologise to EMMETT.
Deep-Thinker: Dad.. He's 18 eighteen years old. He needs to grow up, and anyway you're lying to me right now.. We. Can't. Cry.
Dr-V-Pire: Yes smart arse. I meant that's the way I would describe what he's doing right now.
Deep-Thinker: Fine dad. Just get him to come on V.I.M
(AN// Vampire instant messaging. They invented it themselves)
Dr-V-Pire: Thank You Edward.
(Dr-V-Pire offline)
(Emmie-Bear! online)
Deep-Thinker: Emmett I'm sorry about the Alligator prank please forgive me.
Emmie-Bear!: You tell me that your sorry didn't think I'd turn around and saaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Deep-Thinker: ?
Emmie-Bear!: its 2 late to apolagize. It's to laaaaaaaaaaaaaate.
Deep-Thinker: Just accept the apology like a big boy.
Emmie-Bear!: I sed IT'S TOO LAYTE TOO APOLIGIZEE ITS TOOOOOOOOOO LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE.
Deep-Thinker: WTF ACCEPT THE APPOLOGY FOOL.
Emmie-Bear!: *sniff sniff* you're such a bully.
Deep-Thinker: You'll regret it if you don't accept the apology Em.
Emmie-Bear!: It's two late Edward. We're OVER!
Deep-Thinker: I'm Sorry.. HOLD ON! I'm thinking of a song! Can you guess what song it is Emmie Bear, I think you know...
Emmie-Bear!: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh YAY!
Deep-Thinker: If you're happy and you know it clap you hands.
Emmie-Bear!: *Clap Clap*
Deep-Thinker: If you're happy and you know it clap you hands.
Emmie-Bear!: *Clap Clap*
Deep-Thinker: The things I have to do…
(Deep-Thinker offline)
Emmie-Bear!: If yore Hippie and u now it and you really want to showe it iff yore hippie and u now it clap your hands! *Clap Clap*
Emmie-Bear!: B-b-but wher'd he go?
(Dr-V-Pire online)
(Mommie-Vamp online)
Dr-V-Pire: What on earth was that god damn noise?
Emmie-Bear!: I was singing for YOU!!!
Mommie-Vamp: That was the most the most beautiful thing I've ever heard honey.
Emmie-Bear!: Thank You Mommie!
Emmie-Bear!: MOMMIE? DADDIE? You have V.I.M ?
Dr-V-Pire: Well.. We're down with the kids.
Mommie-Vamp: Oh yeah dude! We're da bom!
Emmie-Bear!: Get OFF! NOW! (Pleeeeeeeeeeaze... 4 meeee)
Mommie-Vamp: Emmett... Have you been doing your spelling?
(ChillPill online)
ChillPill: BUSTED!
(ChillPill offline)
Emmie-Bear!: Dame U Jazz pants!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dr-V-Pire: Emmett you're grounded. Firstly get off the internet. Don't think I won't know if you're online, secondly, no video games, thirdly, no sex with Rosalie for a week.
Emmie-Bear!: Pweety Pwease? *Puppy dog eyes*
Mommy-Vamp: No.
Emmie-Bear!: I. HATE. YOU *Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah*
(Emmie-Bear! offline)
Mommy-Vamp: Sometimes I wonder why we had kids....
(Dr-V-Pire offline)
(Mommy-Vamp offline)