(Deep-Thinker online)
(HumanMinute online)
Deep-Thinker: I missed you, how was the sleepover.
HumanMinute: ...
Deep-Thinker: Okay it can't have been that bad..
HumanMinute: Can't. Have. Been. That. Bad? Edward... THEY DYED MY HAIR RED!
HumanMinute: I repeat... THEY DYED MY HAIR RED.... ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
(Deep-Thinker has changed his status to- "gone into shock")
Deep-Thinker: I can't believe she'd do that to you. We are gonna get that evil pixie.
HumanMinute: My hero... Anyway I have to go and hide in the cupboard now until you bring the brown dye, I don't want anyone to see me… Love you xxx
(HumanMinute offline)
(PixieChixie online)
Deep-Thinker: Speaking of the devil...
PixieChixie: Yo yo you yo! Edward my daaaarling brother.
Deep-Thinker: Alice can I have a quick word with you.
PixieChixie: Sure, sure. What's the problaaamo? What is the trouble because whatever it is I can solve it!
Deep-Thinker: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING you know how much I loved Bella's hair brown. I only date brunettes so I can't see her until her hair is brown again.
PixieChixie: Ah. Well, about that, it wasn't technically me who dyed her hair. Rosalie did it.
Deep-Thinker:*thinking*
(PixieChixie offline)
Deep-Thinker: Hey! Alice, come back here I hadn't finished thinking.
(Roses-R-Red online)
Deep-Thinker: Rosalie, just the person I wanted to talk to, what's all this about you dying Bella's hair RED?
Roses-R-Red: Well... Alice told me to do it, she said it was the new 'Thang'
Deep-Thinker: where is she now?
Roses-R-Red: Not sure I thought she was on V.I.M... Hold on Edward
*Alice whispers for Rose to give Edward fake directions*
Oh, yea I just remembered she just left she's running away at the moment to Alaska …
Deep-Thinker: Thank you, finally something useful!
(Roses-R-Red offline)
(HumanMinute online)
HumanMinute: Have you sorted out Alice yet Edward?
Deep-Thinker: Sort of, but she has disappeared off to Alaska. It's very mysterious behaviour...
HumanMinute: If I get the colour out will you lay off Alice? I mean not completely but just don't kill her. I think she truly thought this would look good.
Deep-Thinker: Maybe.
HumanMinute: Right, I'll sort my hair for you and you find Alice.
Deep-Thinker: I'll be back soon. Be safe.
HumanMinute: ... Edward... Please don't talk to Tanya when you're in Alaska you know how it makes me feel... *shudders*
(HumanMinute offline)
(AN// Bella goes out to wash the colour out meanwhile Emmett is rehearsing a musical with the unwilling Jasper and Alice has disappeared. Edward is packing)
(Mommie-Vamp online)
Deep-Thinker: Mom? Could you help me check I've got everything?
Mommie-Vamp: Sure sweet heart. Compressed Blood parcels?
Deep-Thinker: Check!
Mommie-Vamp: mobile phone?
Deep-Thinker: Check!
Mommie-Vamp: Have you got Mr Teddy?
Deep-Thinker: YES MOM!... please don't say anything.
Mommie-Vamp: Okay I think that's all you need. You'll only be gone for a few nights.
Deep-Thinker: Thanks, see you soon. Give my love to Bella if she comes over.
(Deep-Thinker offline)
(Mommie-Vamp offline)