(AN// Beware the atrocious spelling starts soon. We are writing to the best of our ability for we are doing the bad spelling on purpose as part of the joke. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.)
Jasper's pov:
I tried not to groan as Emmett got the wrong lyric for the seventh time. He is making me star in his musical along side Rosalie and Carlisle but right now... I'm here on my own. The others are "busy". He's decided on 'The Sound of Music', vampire style.. He is changing it himself. Yippee…
(Emmett sings:
"Dow a dear a tasty dear. Ray a drop of scarlet bloood. Me a name they call myself. Car the fastest way to driiiive! Po a red telly tubby, La my very lovely voice, Tea an irritable grizzly bear, that'll fling--")
"Emmett it's 'bring'. Bring not fling."
"I am making this. Does u dare to corect tha writteer?"
"Okay dude. What ever you say..."
(Emmett sings:
"An… CONTINUE! That'll fling us baaaaaaaaaaaack to do oh, oh, oh, oh, ooooooh! (The tasty snack)" )
Now Emmett has finished his song. It's my turn to rehearse my song. Please. Kill. Me. Oh, right I'm dead already...
"Go my Jazzy pants it's your turn to sparkle"
"Right Em..."
(Jasper sings:
"High on a hill was a tasty bear pack Layee-odle-layee-odle-layee-eeeh-oooh. Loud was the growl of the tasty bear pack layee-odle-layee-odle-oh. Lay, oh, layee-odle-lay-oh, lay-oh-layee-odle-ley---------")
"CUT. MY TURN NOW. Anyway you did that rong.."
This was what I would be doing for another 3 hours today, but I won't make you endure any more.