Emmett's pov.

"CUT! MY TURN NOW." Jasper is doing it completely wrong. What a loozer. Teehee... Oh hold on its Rose first. I go and fetch Rosalie to do her bit of our song "18 going on 18"

(Rosalie sings:

"You wait little boy on an empty field. After fighting a be-ar. Your life little boy, is about to end. For writing this stupid play-ay")

"CUT. The line is 'but I am about to save you' Not 'for writing this stupid play-ay"

"Fine, fine."

(Rosalie sings:

"Your life little boy, is about to end, but I am about to save you")

(Emmett sings:

"Toooooo save me")

(Rosalie sings:

You are 18 going on 18, baby it's time to think.

Learn your spelling and lots of your counting, baby your on the blink.

You are 18 going on 18, women will fall in line.

Eager young fanpires, Old ones that are liars baby you only miiiiiiiiiiiine!

Totally unprepared are you, to face a world of death.

Timid and shy and scared are you of the wolfy guy named Seth.

You need someone older and wiser telling you what to do. I am 18 going on 18. Bay-beeee, its meeeee-eeeee and youuuuuuuuu!

(Emmett sings:

"I am 18 going on 18 I know that I'm naive.

Fellows I meet may tell me I'm sweet and willingly I believe.

I am 18 going on 18, innocent as my rose.

Oldies and young ones brunettes and red blondes what do I know of those.

Totally unprepared am I, to face a world of strength.

Timid and scared and shy am of things beyond my… length.

I need someone older like Rosalie.. Telling me what to do.. You are 18 going on 18 I'lllll depe-end on youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!.)

(AN// Do you pity them? We do. Well actually we'd find it rather amusing but I'm sure 'Jazzy pants' and Rose don't. Please review. Thanks. We will update straight away after a few more reviews.)