Hey. Xain here. So im sorry for not updating, I had a lot going on.. DID YOU SEE FAWLTY TEMPLE OMMFG I FREAKED OUT BOYFRIEND AND... Calmez vous. (Calm down in french.) So I decided to test who reads the authors notes. In your review, incorporate my name (Xain) into the review! Without further ado, Kermit!
Previously in On This Side of Me
"Hey Jack, can you tell Rudy i can't make it to practice today?" I ask
"Sure why?" Perfect.
"I have a date." I say, and his carefree expression turns into a hardened cold one.
"With who?" He asks and i hear the strain in his voice.
"Kermit. He's pretty cute." I say, and Jack starts to squish his food.
"Jack. JACK. JACK!" I scream and he turns towards me.
"Have fun on your- date." He says with a forced smile and walks away.
My plan is falling into place.
"Yo Kim, what did you do to Jack?" Jerry asks. Grace winks at me and says
"He's just jealous."
"Oh-ho-ho-ho, Jack's jealous!"

Yes! My plan worked! I pump my fists in the air and smile.
"You so like him." Jerry says. Nobody can know!
"Waaaaaaat? Phss noo!" I lie, apparently unconvincingly, because everybody at the table goes "Mhmhmmm...". Grrrr.
"Why don't you just shut it!" I snap and everyone looks down. Just then, Jack reappears.
"Hey Jealous!" Jerry says and Jack blushes.
"Psssh- WHAAAA? Im not jealous!" He says. I can now see why im called a bad liar.
"Jack just admit it. You're jealous!" Jerry says and we both blush.
"FINE! Im jealous! Why do you care?!" He says and I gasp. Shock sets in on his face as he realizes what he said.
"Well I have to get going- i have a thing- im late- TURTLE!" He yells and runs out. Everyone at the table turns to look at me, with big smirks,
"What?" I ask and they all facepalm.
"Jack just admitted he liked you!" Grace says like its the most obvious thing in the world.
"Not directly!''
"Does it matter?"
"Why don't we talk about you and Eddie instead?"
"Lets not." Eddie says, while Grace snuggles up to him.
"Yo- lets stop with the PDA, eating here!" Jerry mumbles, while looking down.
"Someones lonely!" I say and Jerry glares at me.
"Just shut up, ok?" He asks and i roll my eyes.
"Id better get going, Mr. Richard gets reallllly mad if im late." I say and get up.
"Bye Kim!" They yell and i walk away trying to comprehend what just happened. Jack likes me? I thought he liked Donna or Lindsay or Lorie! But that means my plan has succeeded! All i need to do is go on my date and rub it in his face!
That night
I met Kermit at the mall and we started walking. We are walking past falafel phils when I see the dojo!
"Hey Kermit! Thats where I do karate!" I tell him, pointing to the window where Jack is inside, viciously beating up a dummy, named Ty.
"Cool. Mind if we go in? I'd like to take a look around." He says, and I shake my head and drag him towards the entrance. We walk in and Jack stops in the middle of a spinning dragon kick to look at us.
"Hey Jack!" I say as sweet as I can. "This is my date Kermit!" I say, putting emphasis on the word Date.
"Oh... Cool... Nice." Jack strains out, looking constipated.
"Yo man, you okay?" Kermit asks.
"Never... Better..." Jack says, trying to control his anger.
"Kim can I talk to you? In rudy's office?" He says and I shrug.
"Can I?" I ask Kermit.
"Go ahead." He says and I follow him into Rudy's office.
"Kermit is a douche bag." Jack says.