The Events! Part 2; Before The Falls!


A/N: This chapter has been retyped, and despite Omochao being in it this is not a crossover.


^The Airship^
Master hand flew over to a wall and passed through it, entering the containment room, in there thirteen of the fifty large capsules were filled... Mario, Bowser, DK, Pikachu, Samus, Zelda, Kirby, Link, Nana, Popo, Ness, Fox and Yoshi were all almost scanned, after scanning their bodies would be dumped into a deadly toxin that would dissolve them into nothing... because after being scanned clones would be made to feed the needed energy...
The scanning was fifty seven precent done. "This is taking too long! Maybe we need more power… but unless I get Crazy Hand to go into a Spasm attack we can't refuel the energy that would get depleted," Master Hand says mumbling to himself.
Master Hand then flew off through another wall of the Airship to find Crazy Hand, his brother.

^Around the same time - Mute City^
Crazy Hand was flying erratically towards the Airship holding Princess Peach, she wasn't at the castle at the time of attacking so Master Hand had sent him to get her... The Princess was flailing her body around trying to escape the demented Hand's grip while he flew across Mute City. Crazy hand then fly across some magnetic track but as he was a Blue coloured vehicle of some sorts crashed into him, exploding. Crazy looked at the driver with his invisible eye on his palm. It was Captain Falcon, one of the targeted!
"Master Wants, Master Wants!" Crazy Hand shouted and Captain Falcon looked at Peach who was screaming for help, to him it seemed like she was in need of help, which she was. Crazy Hand dropped her down onto the electric racing course, zapping her unconscious or dead.
"That my friend was dangerous and not cool!" Captain Falcon says (A/N: I don't know much about Captain Falcon so he won't be in character, and I won't try too hard for other Characters either… so they will probably just have whatever quirky characteristics I give them) as he jumped out of his ruined Blue Falcon and punched at the hand. He then lands down onto the electric track zapping himself unconscious or dead.
Crazy Hand however withered around in pain before picking the two up and flying off to the Airship...

^Moments later^
Crazy Hand flew into the Airship and dropped the two onto the hard metal floor.
"Got Two! Got Two!" Crazy Hand shouted and Master Hand flew into the room quickly.
"Wow… I got thirteen," Master Hand says unimpressed as he scooped the two up in his… hand.
"The male hit! The male hit!" Crazy Hand yelled.
"Whatever," Master Hand says flying towards the Containment room, the others had stopped Scanning because of not enough power and not wanting to use the emergency energy for the Airship's many engines Master Hand had put the scanning on hold, which ruined all of his progress. Master Hand placed Princess Peach into a capsule filled with an azure liquid, that liquid would keep them unconscious until they leave… not that they should ever leave! Master Hand was about to pick up Captain Falcon when Crazy Hand barged in.
"Master wants speak! Go speak!" Crazy shouted.
"Take care of this one, I'll see what Kikki wishes to say." Master Hand says flying off to the shrine room, he hated to trust Crazy Hand but didn't dare keep his master waiting...

(A/N: I can't really fix this bit so it's in Captain Falcon's point of view in a way... deal with it)
"OPEN CAPSULE!" A really loud booming, somewhat insane, voice screamed. I jumped up and saw a huge hand slamming itself into a huge capsule that looked like those things from horror alien movies! I pulled back my arm and punched the hand, my fist hit the hand's surface with a thud and the sound of something hitting something very hard. The hand merely flinched at my devastating punch of awesomeness...
It turned around and looked at me… or just faced my direction? "Why you wake? Now have to sleep," The hand says in some sort of broken language. It tried to grab me so I jumped up and landed on it, I slam my fist down onto its white body and pulled my turning red hand away. Whatever this thing was made of sure is tough!
"GET OFF! GET OFF!" It started screeching so I jump off and land onto a huge capsule, in it was the pink dressed girl with a crown… maybe a rich Princess who is willing to pay for their freedom! I slam my fist down and dinted the hard metal.
"YOU THERE!" A loud booming fist boomed and five lasers hit me, flinging me off the capsule, I slam down onto the hard ground and jump up ready to fight, a second hand floated next to the other one.
"Release her!" I yell pointing at the Princess.
"No! We need her! And you!" The right hand says, it sounded more sane and leader-like then the other one… and it floated without bopping around.
"Why!?" I asked slightly in disbelief at my conversation with two huge hands...
"For Master! He Want!" The insane left hand says.
"Shut up, Now calm down Captain Falcon, we just want to scan you, then make a copy of you… thenkillyou," The right hand says, saying the last part super fast.
"No way! Do you know how annoying it is having a copy of yourself!? And besides! I understood what you said!" I yell and prepare to punch the capsule.
"Wait!" A loud and heroic voice says. The two hands spun around looking at something blue behind them, all I could see was the colour. "I have made a solution for the problem, Captain Falcon, you wish to save your comrades in those fourteen capsules right?" The blue behind the hands says.
"Yes!" I say just realising that there were others.
"And you wish to… {pauses briefly} be rewarded for your heroic actions I presume," The blue says.
"Totally spot on!" I say, whoever this is they know what's right!
"But sadly I can't allow that to go exactly the way you have probably planned, because…{longer then normal pause} this Airship needs power or it'll collapse apart and implode, we also need power to scan, so once we finish scanning all of you, create a clone I promise to make a better agreement!" The blue says.
"I don't trust you! Show yourself!" I yell.
"Then what about this, you start punching everything and allow yourself to die in the blast, then the rest will probably die when the airship implodes into it's energy core, and so you being a 'hero' caused the deaths of fifteen people!" The blue rasped sounding less like a hero, "OR! We can go with my way, that way is we clone you all, then… we allow you the chance of freedom for just beating some little tasks we have!" The blue says.
I could trick him, I'll let them clone me then punch him into a blue and red clump of dead stuff… "Okay then," I say trying to sound annoyed about my options.
"Alright then! You two! Make sure not to kill them! If you do I will kill you! Because this could end up interesting… oh and Crazy, your mother hates you." The blue says and there was a flash of light, after the light dispersed the blue was gone… The hand that was called 'Crazy' then started to flail around, smashing into the ground and firing sparks and bombs everywhere. The other hand flew at me and spoke.
"When we turned those scanners off we damaged them, your clone won't be perfect," The Hand says.
"Why are you telling me?" I ask.
"Because my master just left," The Hand says giving me a flick...


*Samus' Point of view*
"HELLO EVERYONE!" A loud voice boomed. I open my eyes and see that I wasn't at a GF base anymore… I looked around through my visor to see some other creatures around me, all waking up. I aim my arm cannon at the green thing (Yoshi).
"Hold on! I wouldn't kill your comrade," A voice says and the creatures all looked at me and my arm cannon.
"WOW!" One screamed, it was a small human boy, the small human boy then ran to me, he was very short. "IT'S SAMUS!" He yelled trying to hug my armour suited leg. I kick him away...
"You lot…{short pause} I ah... thought at least one of you would notice the giant glass window with two hands on the other side," The voice says sounding annoyed. The others look out some window. I look too, on the other side was two giant floating gloves.
"Hey! Where's Mr. Blue!" A guy wearing a racing visor says pointing at one of the two hands.
"Oh calm down, he instructed us to inform you lot of the task that allows you lot to be free," The right hand says while the left just floated up, down, left and right randomly.
"Did you… kidnap us?" A pointy eared person in green asked.
"Obviously! What are you blind or something!?" A large turtle yelled.
"Calm down, now first I want you all to introduce yourselves," The hand says and the glass window was covered by something. We were all in a small room, with one light on the roof.
"Hi! It's-ah Me Mario!" 'Mario' says happily.
"I'm Link! The skilled swordsman of Hyrule!" Link says unsheathing his sword.
"I'm Ness," The young boy says.
"I'm Bowser and this is Princess Peach!" The turtle says gesturing to the crowned girl.
"Why am I still here…" A Fox says glancing around for an exit.
"I'm Kirby!" A pink sphere says waving.
"I'm Nana!" "And I'm Popo!" The two both say at once, they were two young kids.
"This is Zelda! She is a Princess!" Link says pointing at her crown.
"I can introduce myself Link," Zelda says through gritted teeth, she also looked quite frustrated.
"I'm Fox McCloud," The Fox says after finding no exit.
"I am Captain Falcon! The awesome F-Zero race driver supreme!" Captain Falcon says. I just aim at the glass and shoot, the glass shattered but there was metal behind it.
"Wha! You almost got-ta me with glass!" Mario shouted.
"Yoshi!" The green thing says jumping up and down.
"Pika Pika! Pika Pika Pika Pika!" Some yellow thing says… [Hi everyone! My name is Pikachu!]
"And this must be some robot guard they have to make sure we don't leave or kill each other!" Bowser says pointing at me.
"I'm not a robot," I say through my armour suit. Suddenly we appeared at a huge park like place… with huge walls all around us… even the sky was covered by a huge stone surface. But the place was strangely lit up… no lights just lit up dully somehow.
A blue robot thing flew over and landed down in front of us on the ground.
"Hello! My name is Omochao and I will explain each event for you, the first event is called 'Trouble King' and it is for Mario only, you will be fighting a clone of Bowser, this clone's intelligence level out of nine is a 2 and it's strength ratio to you is 5:5 which is the same actually different from 1:1, now do you want to try? If you don't then you lot just wait here until you do." Omochao says robotically. (Strength Ratio is removed later so don't try too hard to understand it, it was a flop)
I look at Mario as he spoke, "I can beat a real Bowser so a smarter one shouldn't be a problem!" Mario says.
"HEY!" Bowser roared. Mario then vanished and the world flashed, everyone but Mario and Omochao now had jetpacks and were around a glass box containing Mario, Bowser and a weird set of platforms... I hope the jetpack doesn't mess up my suit…

*Mario*
I appeared on a small area, it was flat and had two platforms above the sides and a higher one above the middle. Bowser dropped down from a platform and punched me from behind. I was knocked forward so I turn around and pushed my palms forward, fireballs flew out hitting Bowser and stunning him for a tiny amount of time, mainly because the clone didn't expect the fire. I tried to move aside but hit glass, guess I have to stay left, right, up and down only.
I jump up over Bowser's head and land behind him, I grab his tail and swing him around and around, I let go throwing him off the platform. Before falling Bowser spun around in his shell and flew over to the edge, he grabbed it and pulled himself up. He swiped his claws at me so I quickly try to sidestep, instead I slammed my face into the glass… and still got cut by his claws.
I punch him and he grabbed my hand, he held me… not doing anything. "You going to attack me?" I ask and he let go all of a sudden, I took the chance to push him away and tried to run around him… slamming my face into glass again.
"You've got great memory Mario!" Link called out and I look at the others flying around watching, as I did Bowser punched me knocking me back. I look back him to see him stomping towards me... so I step back and fall off a ledge. I fell into some sort of red mist and appeared on a small platform above Bowser. I land down and he taunted at me.
I heard the real Bowser laugh at this so I punch the clone and then grab his face, I then spun him around and threw him off the platform, he quickly spun around in his shell and grabbed onto the edge. I walk over and stomp down onto his large fingers, the clone yelped out and fell off. I point and laugh at him as he fell into the red mist.
"Turn around Mario!" Peach yelled and I turned around to get punched in the face by the Bowser clone, I stumble back and fell off the ledge and into the red mist... The world flashed and I felt a sharp pain in my head, I then appear back at the grassy place with the others.
"Mario! You suck!" Link says.
"Hello," Omochao says and flew over to me, "Now, what I say here is instructed of me so no hard feelings," The robot says sounding nice... "YOU FAILED MARIO! GO DIE IN A HOLE!" Omochao yells evilly in a loud, sneering male voice.
"I agree with the blue-bot," Bowser says.
"Blue," Captain Falcon mumbles.
"Attention!" Omochao says sounding like it's normal annoying tone.
"What now?" Zelda asked.
"Mario can now only fail at this mission a total of nine more times before he is locked away! And seeing as this Mission is the only one you lot can do and you have to use Mario then all of you will die." Omochao says emotionless.
"Mario! You better beat me up and kill me twice or I'll kill you!" Bowser threatened pointing as clawed thingy at his ex-rival.
"Ye-yes Bowser…" I stammer and everyone looked at me… but Nana and Popo, who were playing with two hammers.
"Do you wish to try again? More information about this is that both of you have two chances! Also the red mist that kills you is invisible from beyond the glass and is on all sides of the inner glass." Omochao says.
"I guess I have to try again," I say while most of the people looked angry at me, those being Fox, Bowser, Link, Zelda, Yoshi, Ness, Peach and Kirby. I then appear back at the stage (I can't be bothered calling it a: Platform with two…) and Bowser drops down from above breathing fire at me, I jump up to avoid the flames and landed down onto the right platform, Bowser jumped up onto it after me. I punch him hard in the face but he seemed unfazed by it. He pushed me off the platform and I landed down onto the bottom platform, right at the very edge of the left side...
With a thud Bowser drops down in front of me. I stood up but he pushed me over the edge and into the red mist making me 're-spawn' back above the top platform, landing down with a small noise I hop down onto the bottom platform and grab Bowser's tail, I try to swing him around but instead slammed him into the glass, the clone roared in pain and barrel rolled out of him grip. I kick at him but hit my foot on his spiky and hard shell.
"OUCH!" I scream out clutching my foot while hopping around, I accidentally bumped into Bowser and he fell off the edge.
"One more left Mario!" Fox yelled.
"Good luck!" Yoshi says.
Bowser dropped down so I kick at him before showering him in fireballs, after a few seconds of flamethrower like action he curled up into his shell and spun across the ground into me, knocking me off the ledge...
"Pull up Mario! You can do it!" Peach yells and I realise I had accidentally grabbed the ledge when trying to clench my fists in fear, suddenly my knuckles felt very hot so I look up at the clone, it was breathing fire down onto my right hand. (Only one holding)
"Anon Mario! ANON!" Bowser roared.
"Shut up Bowser!" I yell before pulling myself up, the clone punched me but I jump onto the platform above, the clone did so too so I jump over their head and pushed them back behind me. (by Bowser's head not his shell)
They stumbled forward and fell off, but they spun into their shell quickly. I jump off the ledge and meteor slam him, just like in those fighting games (Mario isn't referring to Smash Bros. since they don't exist) it caused him to plummet into the ground, or in his case the red mist...
I suddenly appear with the others at the grassy place. Omochao flew over. "Congratulations! You cleared the easiest and first mission! You can now do Missions two and three!" Omochao says.
"How many is there?" Ness asked worriedly.
"You can do three at the moment… the total amount available at the moment is three… the amount accessible at the moment is three… but don't worry! There's more!" Omochao says happily.


A/N: Chapter retype, not sure what I had in this A/N but it would've been something useless, for those who never read the original chapter let me tell you that I changed the second half of Mario's battle a lot. (Deleted the whole rematch and edited)