The Events! Part 4; Dino-Bomb!.


A/N: This has been retyped blah blah blah, no more periods for enters and the such... Also, this is where I decided to skip the handicap in most events...


^At the time of last chapter's ending - Unknown Grassy Fields^
'Link, Peach, Ness, Kirby and Captain Falcon were congratulating the ape, what he did looked so easy why congratulate him so much, he basically got lucky!' Fox thought angrily, he was sitting around the small fireplace with the others.
"I will now explain the two next events, the first is called 'Bomb-fest' and you fight against a clone of Samus' Chozo armour and a clone of Link, the only weapons they have are explosives, any of you can try this," Omochao says interrupting the talking group.
"I will!" Fox yelled quickly.
"What's the next event?" Ness asked interested.
"The event has been volunteered!" Omochao yelled and everyone vanished...

^Peach's Castle - 2D mimic^
(Fox)
I appear on top of a castle and looked over at Link and Samus, Link had a bomb and threw it at me so I quickly use my reflector and the bomb flew back at him. It blew him up and he was knocked back into the top of the castle. Samus moved to me so I jump up and landed on a platform I didn't notice until jumping. As I was studying the platform a bomb hit my face without exploding. I stumble back off of the platform and grab the edge of the castle.
"Use that blue thingy like you did the first time you idiot!" Bowser yelled angrily. I ignore him and pull myself up onto the edge and look at a glowing orb in front of me. I reach out to touch it and it exploded with just enough force to knock me a step back and almost off the ledge. (So tempting to have off of but I know that's grammatically incorrect!)
I see a metal ball dropping those orbs and shoot at it, the bullets hit it with not effect. Soon after the ball uncurled and Samus jumped away from me. A bomb flew at me from wherever Link was so I use my reflector, it flew back and hit the castle's tip, knocking Link over to the other side. Samus was walking to me so I shoot at her, the bullets doing nothing to her armour. (But damaging it of course! But Fox doesn't know that) She curled up into the ball so I jump over her and kicked the ball while going over. The ball rolled off the ledge and into the red mist below.
"That wouldn't hurt!" Link says as I pulled a face.
"IT DID!" I scream wanting so much to clutch my saw foot. While I was stopping the urge the clone of Link threw a bomb at me so I try reflecting, sadly I was too slow and was blasted off the castle.
I tap my shoes together causing a small rocket to go off in my shoes, the result made me catch on fire and fly through the air. I reach out and grabbed something… it then kicked me. I fell back and dangled dangerously over the ledge, my tail was caught around Link's shoe and that was all that held me up.
"You suck Fox!" Bowser yelled.
"Shut the fuck up Bowser!" I yell and saw Link throw a bomb over me, it flew into the red mist down below and I mentally cringed when I saw it disintegrate into nothing. Another bomb flew passed me, this one closer but still missing. I aim my gun over the ledge and hoped to shoot him. I fire and felt pain briefly, I also felt my tail coming free. I fall down so I tap my shoes and rocketed back up. I landed in front of Link. He handed a bomb to me. I give it back, then he passed it back. I gave it to him and put my reflector up, he accidentally touched the reflector and was pushed back with the electric force, this also caused the bomb to explode blasting him further back, he banged into the castle side so I run forward and kick him in the stomach.
He pulled out another bomb so I jump back and shoot at it while he held it, it exploded launching Link up into the sky. I jump up to get him but he threw a bomb down at me, I quickly use my reflector and the bomb flew into his legs, causing him to be blasted into the red mist above. I land down just before everything changed.

"GOOD JOB FOX!" Omochao says.
"You were lucky Fox," Bowser says pointing at me, "if you didn't have that blue thingy you would've failed straight away!"
"Good work!" Both Nana and Popo say together as they jumped up and down.
"Ready for the next two?" Omochao asked.
"Yeah sure whatever." I say throwing my blaster up and catching it.
"The next event pits you against a gigantic Yoshi with an intelligence level of four, it has one chance and whoever tries this has three." Omochao says.
"I'll try! Because fighting big stuff is my thing!" Link says laughing chaotically.
"That," Zelda starts staring blankly at Link, "made less sense then what you normally say."


Link appeared on a small island with a gigantic Yoshi near him, it's tongue flew out and wrapped around the poor boy. It pulled him into its huge mouth and to Link everything went black…
He then reappeared above the island on a small platform, the others gasped in disgust.
"Link! You lasted less then a second before losing your first chance!" Bowser yelled angrily.
"I'm awesome, ain't I!" Link yelled aiming an arrow at the Yoshi, before he fired its tongue flew out again, wrapping around him and pulling him in quickly...
Link reappear again and the tongue quickly got him without delay...

Feeling a sharp pain in his head Link and everything else changed back to the grassy place.
"Link," Omochao started.
"What?" Link asked looking like he didn't know what was about to be said, everyone else just looked annoyed.
"YOU WERE SO BAD THAT HAVING A FIVE SECOND TIMER UNTIL YOU WIN WOULDN'T EVEN HELP!" Omochao yelled.
"Really?" Link asked and some people groaned.
"Since Link is incompetent* I'll go!" Fox says getting a few glares.
"Wait. Your foot is probably too saw, I'll go," Peach says.
"NO! Don't-ta risk it!" Mario screamed.
"She can do what she wants!" Zelda yelled looking annoyed at someone other then Link.
"Why can't I go again? Mario and ape failed and then won," Link says looking innocent.
"They at least lasted five seconds!" Bowser snapped glaring at the stupid boy.
"Pika Pika Pika Pika Pika?!" Pikachu says. [How about I go instead?!]
"What did it say?" Ness asked looking at Pikachu confusedly.
"We will go! It'll be fun!" Nana says and Popo nods his head.
"Too young, I think Samus should go!" Kirby says. Samus just glanced down at the pink thing.
"If I must," She says and vanished.

Samus appeared at the island and fired a super missile at Yoshi, it exploded in a blast of blood and guts and Samus reappear at the hub with the others.

"That," Ness stuttered, "was quick and very gruesome."
"You…" Omochao says pausing, "you killed it… you're only supposed to get it to go into the red mist."
"Does it matter?" DK asked. Omochao quickly flew off… probably to check if it did count as a victory.
"You were great Samus! Probably one of the few decent ones here!" Bowser says smiling at Samus.
"That including me of cause!" Link proudly says as he posed.
"I doubt that," Zelda says.
"Who votes I do next one?" Captain Falcon asked getting a few weird stares.
"Why?" Yoshi asked after no one else spoke.
"So I know that I got the chance to do it fairly and didn't just scream quickly like Fox," The racer says as Samus just walked away, tried of all the useless talking.
"Hey Samus! Wait!" Captain Falcon yelled, "I need to know your vote!" Captain Falcon finished but didn't chase.

Omochao flew away unnoticed, after flying quite a distance away it flew through the secret hole in the ceiling only big enough for it. The hole flashed briefly as it warped Omochao somewhere... The robotic Chao kept flying till it reached the wall that led into the hand's rooms. Using an inbuilt device Omochao flew through the wall and saw Master Hand sitting(?) at a computer.
"Well now," Master Hand says looking at the small robot, "how are they fairing?" Master Hand asked the small robot.
"Samus Aran, attempted the forth mission and blew up the Yoshi clone, does that count as a win?" Omochao asked.
"She… blew… it up…" Master Hand stuttered, "OH GOD! Why did we leave her with all her suit equipment, she has like two hundred missiles, multiple beam weaponry, bombs, power bombs, grabble beams and whatever else she has acquired over the years! I guess that counts as a win but… oh god… I need to inform Kikki…" Master Hand says and quickly flew away.

^Much later^
The captured people had split themselves up into some mini groups that were talking about different things;
Yoshi, Pikachu and Kirby were all trying to talk about different things but thought each other were talking about the same thing. Captain Falcon, Fox, Zelda and Bowser were talking about how they should act in the later events. The Ice Climbers were talking to each other. Mario and Ness were talking about fireballs and how to throw them with correct velocity and Peach and Donkey Kong were trying to decipher what Pikachu was saying by eavesdropping on it... Fox however was trying to talk to Samus, who just ignored him.
"So… who is your rival, everyone has to have one," Fox says to the bounty hunter while she just stood near the fountain away from the others, so far that Fox couldn't even see the rest. After a moment Fox spoke again, "You don't speak much do you?"
"Only when necessary."
"So… do you have a rival?" Fox asked again.
"This is irrelevant."
"To what!?" Fox asked annoyed at her unsocial attitude.
"To our current problem," Samus says just looking at the fountain. Fox decided to look at it too and saw nothing interesting.
"Why are you staring at the fountain?"
"It doesn't matter."
The water in the fountain then began to bubble and glow.
"Whoa! What's going on!?" Fox asked while Samus aimed her arm cannon at the fountain. A clone of Fox quickly jumped out kicking the real Fox in the chin, the kick sent Fox toppling over onto his back. Samus quickly shot at the clone but it used the cloned reflector to reflect the uncharged Power Beam shots, the bullets were easily dodged by Samus. Fox quickly got up and shot at his clone, it dodged and threw it's reflector at the real Fox and then shot the button to activate it, the reflector hit Fox's face just before activating. It activated knocking Fox back with enough electrical force to paralyse him. Samus fired a missile at the clone and it dived forward grabbing its reflector. The missile however was a seeking missile and it flew around hitting the clone in the back, instead of blowing the clone up it instead fell over and Samus stomped down hard onto its head, her metal clad foot crushed the head and the clone exploded into blue dots.
"Whoa! What happened?" Fox asked trying to get up.
"This Fountain is how anything but Omochao enters, last night a clone of Mario came through while I was near... so I used a missile on it," Samus says helping Fox up from the ground, his fur all spiked from the electricity.
"So," Fox began as he tried standing without Samus' aide, "that was the flash of light… then what was the blood?" Fox asked as Samus let go of him.
"Already there," Samus says and stood back at her original position before the clone had came. Fox decided that it would be best to leave so he began walking away. "Fox!" Samus called and he glanced back at her.
"What?" He asked surprised at her wanting to talk.
"Don't tell the others," Samus says and Fox looked slightly confused at her. "They seen to think the hands are to be trusted, they think they are safe. Telling them would only make them worried and not rest, thus causing them to fail at the events more easily," Samus says explaining, Fox nodded and ran off…

^A lot later^
It was now night again, they could tell because the mysterious light in the place would get darker and they would have to use the few wood from trees to start a fire.
The whole group but Samus were together again to talk.
"Doesn't it worry you that the one who isolates themselves is also the one with deadly missiles that blew up a gigantic dinosaur?" Bowser asked.
"Not really, we are all friends here. And besides, if she were to go crazy and try killing us we have a secret weapon," Captain Falcon says.
"What is that-ah weapon?" Mario asked the racer.
"ME!" Captain Falcon says flicking out his arms and pumping his chest out, he also made his six pack wriggle in a disgusting sort of way.
"I just noticed how skin tight your top was," Link says eyeing him.
"That was the first thing I noticed about him," Peach says getting glared at from Mario.
"What does that mean!?"
"What does what mean?" Peach asked looking innocently at Mario.
"You lot quit blabbering and get some sleep! The challenges are going to get tougher and you'll need all the sleep you can get!" Fox says from where he lay in the tallest patches of grass.
"You lot sleep, I'll keep watch just in case!" Kirby says and Zelda laughed.
"Yeah, that'll make us so much more safer," Bowser says.
"It could!" Yoshi says.
"Yeah! They might step on Kirby and trip over! Alerting us of their presence!" Popo says not intending to be mean, Nana quickly agreed with him.
"You lot seem uncomfortable!" A voice calls out and some of the group look over at a short boy with long curling orange hair.
"Who are you?" Zelda asked surprised.
"My name is Nic Os, I'm the manual labour of this airship. I was told to make a mansion for you lot so follow me and I'll lead you there, it has beds and fifty different rooms, about three quarters of those bedrooms," Nic says gesturing for them to follow. Everyone but Bowser, Fox and Zelda followed.
"You two don't trust him either?" Fox asked as the others left without them.
"Yeah, he doesn't seem like he should be trusted," Zelda says watching them.
"I think the hands would have told us of him if he was really their slave… or minion or whatever he is," Bowser says watching the others leave, none had noticed they didn't follow.
"So… if they all die it's just us three?" Zelda asked.
"Nah, Samus is probably alone at the fountain still," Fox says.
"That isn't really comforting," Zelda says.


A/N: Sorry about another short chapter, and if you're smart you can find the hidden little secret in this chapter, so far all the chapters have little secrets but maybe the first! Review if you like to share what you think... Just don't spoil anything.

New A/N: I edited the old A/N slightly, also this chapter was mostly text edits and slightly different speech... 4 down about 6 to go...